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YoshitoKikuchi
12/18/17 12:18:51 PM
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Deal or No deal?


The very second you turn 50, you drop down and die.
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FF_Redux
12/18/17 12:26:34 PM
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r4X0r
12/18/17 12:28:06 PM
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Having worked with a lot of older people and seeing how high the standard of living can be even into your late eighties, possibly early nineties if you take care of yourself, I vote

FF_Redux posted...
fuck no

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DarkChozoGhost
12/18/17 12:30:02 PM
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$5 million and I get to live an extra 22 years.

What's the downside?
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itachi15243
12/18/17 12:34:16 PM
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Deal

26 more years and no work.

Probably a better longer retirement than I'm getting now. Plus I won't be old and disgusting at death
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pkmnlord
12/18/17 1:26:13 PM
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Hell yeah life just avalanches down the shitter once you turn 40 anyways, so at least I'll be filthy rich to ignore all that.
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Vaati_Reborn
12/18/17 1:27:43 PM
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Can I still kill myself earlier
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Bad_Mojo
12/18/17 1:45:49 PM
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15 more years to live a free and happy life? Sure, I'll take that
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Scotty_Rogers
12/18/17 1:47:30 PM
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Unless you're expected to die before 50, I don't see why anyone would take this deal.
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Caution999
12/18/17 1:49:02 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
Unless you're expected to die before 50, I don't see why anyone would take this deal.


Most of us have to work until we're 65 anyway or longer...and then we get to retire once our bodies are barely able to function.

Retiring now and being able to enjoy the rest of my life? I wouldn't put it against anyone if they took the deal.
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flat_tyre
12/18/17 1:50:53 PM
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No deal. Life is precious, 50 is no age to go, also having too much money can take the satisfaction out of life.
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Bad_Mojo
12/18/17 1:51:00 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
Unless you're expected to die before 50, I don't see why anyone would take this deal.


A lot of people want to die young so they don't have to have a shitty life unable to do anything they enjoy
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Lost_All_Senses
12/18/17 1:54:03 PM
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Deal.
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thronedfire2
12/18/17 1:59:11 PM
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Deal
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im not 13
12/18/17 2:02:18 PM
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No way

That's like the most selfish thing you can do to your loved ones
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AuraBlaze1
12/18/17 2:06:34 PM
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Dropping dead is way better than dying in other ways, plus you get 5 million.
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luigi13579
12/18/17 2:07:35 PM
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Honestly, that's probably a fantastic deal for me. Barring major medical advances (and even with them), I likely won't live that long anyway due to having Duchenne muscular dystrophy.

Still, if it actually came down to it, I'm not sure I'd be able to make that choice. There'd always be that survival instinct and the possibility that medicine does advance that quickly.
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Link HT
12/18/17 2:07:47 PM
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AuraBlaze1 posted...
Dropping dead is way better than dying in other ways, plus you get 5 million.

Only if you don't know the exact date you're dropping dead because otherwise it sounds like torture.
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AuraBlaze1
12/18/17 2:10:59 PM
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Link HT posted...
Only if you don't know the exact date you're dropping dead because otherwise it sounds like torture.


According to TC, it should be on your birthday.
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Eviora
12/18/17 2:11:44 PM
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Gladly.
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Scotty_Rogers
12/18/17 2:11:54 PM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
A lot of people want to die young


And those people are fucking stupid. Being old isn't gonna suck if you can actually keep yourself healthy.
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hitokoriX
12/18/17 2:34:19 PM
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Deal. Im 26 and wasting my life away working a 9 to 5. I could marry my girlfriend and live an amazing life
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teepan95
12/18/17 2:36:25 PM
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In a heartbeat
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BatmanVonDoom
12/18/17 2:38:44 PM
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On one hand i'm already 30 now, but on the other hand no male in my family has ever made it to 60.
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-Unowninator-
12/18/17 2:39:32 PM
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As someone who fears growing old, I say give me the money.
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Lost_All_Senses
12/18/17 2:41:01 PM
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im not 13 posted...
No way

That's like the most selfish thing you can do to your loved ones


You must of missed the one where people were making a deal to end the world in years to come for money
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im not 13
12/18/17 4:44:56 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
You must of missed the one where people were making a deal to end the world in years to come for money


It's CE, can't say I'm suprised
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_Goggalor_
12/18/17 4:45:52 PM
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He'll yes. I'll take it.
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Mr_Biscuit
12/18/17 4:48:02 PM
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This is real easy to say when youre 20 and single.

Even at just 26 and relatively newly married, I cannot imagine even CONTEMPLATING this deal.
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Kanaya413
12/18/17 4:58:22 PM
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Change it to 30 and deal
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_Goggalor_
12/18/17 5:00:27 PM
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Actually, make mine 30 as well. The Last of Us 2 should be out before then and after that I don't have much that excites me.
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0AbsoluteZero0
12/18/17 5:02:04 PM
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@luigi13579 posted...
Honestly, that's probably a fantastic deal for me. Barring major medical advances (and even with them), I likely won't live that long anyway due to having Duchenne muscular dystrophy.

Still, if it actually came down to it, I'm not sure I'd be able to make that choice. There'd always be that survival instinct and the possibility that medicine does advance that quickly.

I'm sorry to hear about your condition. I looked it up and it sounds very rough. Hopefully yours isn't that severe
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Nicodaemos
12/18/17 5:02:57 PM
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AuraBlaze1 posted...
Dropping dead is way better than dying in other ways, plus you get 5 million.

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gguirao
12/18/17 5:03:11 PM
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Deal. That still leaves me with 18 1/2 years to enjoy, and my life doesn't seem to be improving.
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MrOnionHead
12/18/17 5:05:54 PM
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Double the cash and you have a deal.
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Ammonitida
12/18/17 5:08:29 PM
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So.....28 incels.
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luigi13579
12/18/17 5:14:14 PM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
I'm sorry to hear about your condition. I looked it up and it sounds very rough. Hopefully yours isn't that severe

No worries.

The severity does vary quite a bit. I'm definitely far from the worst, so you never know. You just have to live for the moment I suppose.
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