Poll of the Day > Why do you think your sperm made it to the egg?

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argonautweakend
12/18/17 11:49:39 AM
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sell yourself potd
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ZiggiStardust
12/18/17 11:51:59 AM
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i used the force, ok?
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Lokarin
12/18/17 11:53:03 AM
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Umm, shouldn't I ask my dad instead?
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wwinterj25
12/18/17 12:43:57 PM
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Hypnosis.
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Veedrock-
12/18/17 12:53:09 PM
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Alcohol.
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NightShift
12/18/17 1:15:25 PM
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street raceing sperms make a street raceing guy
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gguirao
12/18/17 1:18:21 PM
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Because it was the smartest.
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Firewood18
12/18/17 1:28:35 PM
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Imminent domain.
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FrozenBananas
12/18/17 1:31:50 PM
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Probably just got lucky. I'm fairly competitive but not athletic at all. Most good things happen to me by chance.
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KogaSteelfang
12/18/17 1:55:30 PM
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It went to the other side to avoid the crowd, found what looked like an exit, was the entrance instead. Whoopsies.
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trodi_911
12/18/17 2:02:55 PM
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To get to the other side.
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Zeus
12/18/17 2:06:48 PM
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You know my motto: Always get a paternity test.
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Nightengale
12/18/17 2:22:27 PM
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a funny trick to play on G-d
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EclairReturns
12/18/17 2:25:42 PM
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Nightengale posted...
G-d


Are you censoring that because of your religion?
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St_Kevin
12/18/17 2:26:49 PM
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Stubbornness, manipulation, selfishness

Yahhhhh
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Nightengale
12/18/17 2:27:45 PM
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EclairReturns posted...
Nightengale posted...
G-d

Are you censoring that because of your religion?

yes

i am trying to be a better jew
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EclairReturns
12/18/17 2:31:37 PM
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Nightengale posted...
trying to be a better jew


Okay.
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LittleRoyal
12/18/17 2:32:22 PM
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My mommy always loved me most~
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Mead
12/18/17 2:36:58 PM
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I remember it well

Instead of trying to push myself into the egg, I swam up really high and just let myself fall down and dive right into the egg using gravity, then all the other sperm clapped
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DrPrimemaster
12/18/17 2:45:58 PM
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The first sperm to get to the egg is generally not the one that gets through.
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mooreandrew58
12/18/17 6:09:54 PM
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Nightengale posted...
EclairReturns posted...
Nightengale posted...
G-d

Are you censoring that because of your religion?

yes

i am trying to be a better jew


i'm honestly surprised I recognized that as a jewish thing. I haven't associated with many jews. not really common where I live.
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Lokarin
12/18/17 7:21:56 PM
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DrPrimemaster posted...
The first sperm to get to the egg is generally not the one that gets through.


That's beta talk!
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Entity13
12/18/17 8:12:28 PM
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A profound interest in things that matter, and the drive to outclass the rest.
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mooreandrew58
12/18/17 8:13:18 PM
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Entity13 posted...
A profound interest in things that matter, and the drive to outclass the rest.


must be the case with me considering my mother and father was told they couldn't have kids.
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Entity13
12/18/17 8:25:14 PM
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mooreandrew58 posted...
Entity13 posted...
A profound interest in things that matter, and the drive to outclass the rest.


must be the case with me considering my mother and father was told they couldn't have kids.


My parents were actively trying since a year and a half or so since my older sister was born, and it took the better part of a couple years for me to come along finally.
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mooreandrew58
12/18/17 8:26:15 PM
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Entity13 posted...
mooreandrew58 posted...
Entity13 posted...
A profound interest in things that matter, and the drive to outclass the rest.


must be the case with me considering my mother and father was told they couldn't have kids.


My parents were actively trying since a year and a half or so since my older sister was born, and it took the better part of a couple years for me to come along finally.


I think in my case the doctors where just wrong. but my father's sperm count apparently did come back zero when he got it tested.
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What_The_Chris
12/19/17 8:05:21 AM
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To prove a point and show it was not like the rest
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