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Scotty_Rogers
12/17/17 2:48:58 PM
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I'm a turbovirgin :(
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Pepys Monster
12/17/17 2:52:03 PM
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Sex is one of the hardest things to achieve in life.
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KillerKhan420
12/17/17 2:52:46 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Sex is one of the hardest things to achieve in life.


Lol no it's not.
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powerman1426
12/17/17 2:53:07 PM
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KillerKhan420 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Sex is one of the hardest things to achieve in life.


Lol no it's not.

This
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nevershine
12/17/17 2:53:23 PM
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powerman1426 posted...
KillerKhan420 posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Sex is one of the hardest things to achieve in life.


Lol no it's not.

This

This too
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Duncanwii
12/17/17 2:54:20 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Sex is one of the hardest things to achieve in life.

This.
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Link HT
12/17/17 2:55:26 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Sex is one of the hardest things to achieve in life.

just pay for it if it's that hard
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masticatingman
12/17/17 2:55:50 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Sex is one of the hardest things to achieve in life.


No it isn't.
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BulletWing
12/17/17 2:55:53 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Sex is one of the hardest things to achieve in life.

Hehehe
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Life Sympathy
12/17/17 2:56:12 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Sex is one of the hardest things to achieve in life.


Getting above $1 million dollars in cash is without soul crushing debt is harder in my personal experience.
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yemmy
12/17/17 3:08:53 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Sex is one of the hardest things to achieve in life.

This.


it really isn't if you know how to talk to women, don't have really high standards, and unfortunately aren't really ugly.

I'm not the best looking chap out there, I'm balding (keep a buzz cut tho), skinny as fuck, and have a gap in my front two teeth, but I haven't gone on too big of a dry spell with sex since like 21 or so.

I do have a big dick and I'm 6'2" though, but my big dick just makes them return, it does no good if the woman doesn't already know lol (and I've rarely been brave enough to say anything about it until the point of having sex).

Some of you folks are so damn nasty with each other on here, I don't see how you call yourselves "nice guys" that get overlooked for the bad boys.

Trust me though, if you really are a "nice guy" and you actually can fuck and have a tad bit of money to spend, you will get all kinds of pussy when you're like 30. Or if you're 25-ish and don't mind fucking 30 year old girls.
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Scotty_Rogers
12/17/17 3:22:40 PM
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:(
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Pepys Monster
12/17/17 3:47:10 PM
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yemmy posted...
Duncanwii posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Sex is one of the hardest things to achieve in life.

This.


it really isn't if you know how to talk to women, don't have really high standards, and unfortunately aren't really ugly.

I'm not the best looking chap out there, I'm balding (keep a buzz cut tho), skinny as fuck, and have a gap in my front two teeth, but I haven't gone on too big of a dry spell with sex since like 21 or so.

I do have a big dick and I'm 6'2" though, but my big dick just makes them return, it does no good if the woman doesn't already know lol (and I've rarely been brave enough to say anything about it until the point of having sex).

Some of you folks are so damn nasty with each other on here, I don't see how you call yourselves "nice guys" that get overlooked for the bad boys.

Trust me though, if you really are a "nice guy" and you actually can fuck and have a tad bit of money to spend, you will get all kinds of pussy when you're like 30. Or if you're 25-ish and don't mind fucking 30 year old girls.

I'm 29 years old, have only $30K to my name, and 30 year old women don't want me.
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MrOnionHead
12/17/17 3:52:25 PM
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Life Sympathy posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Sex is one of the hardest things to achieve in life.


Getting above $1 million dollars in cash without soul crushing debt is harder in my personal experience.


I find it harder to resist ordering a pizza most nights than to get laid to be honest.
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Pepys Monster
12/17/17 3:53:10 PM
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MrOnionHead posted...
Life Sympathy posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Sex is one of the hardest things to achieve in life.


Getting above $1 million dollars in cash without soul crushing debt is harder in my personal experience.


I find it harder to resist ordering a pizza most nights than to get laid to be honest.

From: A guy on GameFAQs.com.
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yemmy
12/17/17 3:54:03 PM
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Number39 posted...
yemmy posted...
I'm 6'2"

shut the fuck up


I'm like 160lbs though, skinny and goofy.

I also halfway take care of myself, but I don't work out really.
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MrOnionHead
12/17/17 4:15:16 PM
#18:


Pepys Monster posted...
MrOnionHead posted...
Life Sympathy posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Sex is one of the hardest things to achieve in life.


Getting above $1 million dollars in cash without soul crushing debt is harder in my personal experience.


I find it harder to resist ordering a pizza most nights than to get laid to be honest.

From: A guy on GameFAQs.com.


I think you may be underestimating how much I like pizza. Also, how much I live with my partner.
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