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Kitt
12/17/17 12:38:57 PM
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Would you rather be with a (wo)man that have...



- A moderately big pair of horns, similar to a bull, that are pertruding out of their forehead.

- A huge pair of wicked, bat-like wings that they can't actually fly with.

- A large scaley red tail that almost seems like it have a mind of its own.

Other than that, they're pretty much the perfect, ideal person for you.
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Popcorn_Fairy
12/17/17 12:41:23 PM
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Can she have all three?
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wackyteen
12/17/17 12:41:33 PM
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Tail>wings>horns
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IdiotMachine
12/17/17 12:41:57 PM
#4:


Kitt posted...
- A huge pair of wicked, bat-like wings that they can't actually fly with.

Boo. What's the point then?
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DK9292
12/17/17 12:42:59 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emjLXdsj6xA

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Kitt
12/17/17 12:43:04 PM
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IdiotMachine posted...
Kitt posted...
- A huge pair of wicked, bat-like wings that they can't actually fly with.

Boo. What's the point then?

To look cool?
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stone
12/17/17 12:43:41 PM
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Wings, then the horns and tail last (because of the "has a life of its own" part, otherwise it'd be wings, tail them horns.
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teepan95
12/17/17 12:49:57 PM
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wackyteen posted...
Tail>wings>horns

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Kitt
12/17/17 11:46:39 PM
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SableWolfAngel
12/17/17 11:49:13 PM
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Tail for sure. I hope it's the kind that can be stroked erotically.
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Scotty_Rogers
12/17/17 11:51:02 PM
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If she has a tail, I'll ask if she's a Saiyan.
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SableWolfAngel
12/17/17 11:53:31 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
If she has a tail, I'll ask if she's a Saiyan.


And she'd say no because Saiyans have brown, furred monkey tails, not scaly red tails you boob.
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Life Sympathy
12/17/17 11:55:24 PM
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One step closer to a dragon maid?
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Zack_Attackv1
12/17/17 11:59:51 PM
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Turbam
12/18/17 12:10:12 AM
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How thick is the tail?
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Kitt
12/18/17 12:13:54 AM
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Turbam posted...
How thick is the tail?

Pretty thick, but it gets thinner the closer you get to the end of it.
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fuzzylittlbunny
12/18/17 12:15:12 AM
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Batlike wings you say?

hVgvISU

I suppose I can deal with that :3
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Guynecologist
12/18/17 12:16:10 AM
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you know what they say about guys with horns
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Guynecologist
12/18/17 12:16:20 AM
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theyre always horny
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Turbam
12/18/17 12:18:46 AM
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Kitt posted...
Turbam posted...
How thick is the tail?

Pretty thick, but it gets thinner the closer you get to the end of it.

Yes please
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Dark_Spiret
12/18/17 12:44:49 AM
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why isnt there an All option?
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Kitt
12/18/17 12:11:31 PM
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Dark_Spiret posted...
why isnt there an All option?

Because everyone would go for that.
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Yomi
12/18/17 12:13:56 PM
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Horns please and thank you.
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Kitt
12/18/17 12:33:58 PM
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stone
12/18/17 2:50:10 PM
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Kitt posted...
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Tail would probably be better on drums.
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bobtuse
12/18/17 2:57:12 PM
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IdiotMachine posted...
Kitt posted...
- A huge pair of wicked, bat-like wings that they can't actually fly with.

Boo. What's the point then?

You've just offended all the emus on CE. CEmus for short.
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FigureOfSpeech
12/18/17 5:16:59 PM
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Hmm... between horns and tail.

Horns would be neat because it would be fun to grab onto them when I'm taking her from behind, but they would often be cumbersome and I would be worried about getting voted.

Tail I can see a number of pros. Only con would be knocking stuff over. Less intimidating than horns though.

I'll say tail.
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Kitt
12/18/17 5:35:56 PM
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bobtuse posted...
IdiotMachine posted...
Kitt posted...
- A huge pair of wicked, bat-like wings that they can't actually fly with.

Boo. What's the point then?

You've just offended all the emus on CE. CEmus for short.

This tbqh
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Kanaya413
12/18/17 5:39:05 PM
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Horns but any is fine
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