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Callixtus 12/17/17 12:26:25 PM #1:	In 1997, a forensic examiner in Berlin reported one of his more unusual cases in the journal Forensic Science International. A 31-year-old man had retired for the evening to the converted garden shed behind his mothers house, where he lived with his German shepherd. Around 8:15 p.m., neighbors heard a gunshot from the direction of the shed. Forty-five minutes later, the mans mother and neighbors found him dead of a gunshot wound to the mouth, a Walther pistol under his hands and a farewell note on a table. Most of his face and neck were goneand there were tooth marks around the edges of the wounds. A half-full bowl of dog food sat on the floor. The German shepherd was calm and responded to police commands. On the way to an animal sanctuary, the dog vomited some of its owners tissue, including skin with still-recognizable beard hair. ... Cats get a bad rap for being the most eager to eat their owners, and anecdotally, some emergency responders say its pretty common. When it happens, cats tend to go for the face, especially soft parts such as the nose and lips, says forensic anthropologist Carolyn Rando of University College London. ... In some cases, its clear that the animals were scavenging to survive. In one 2007 report, a Chow and a Labrador mix survived for about a month after consuming their dead owners body, leaving only the top of the skull and an assortment of bone shards. Yet in the 1997 case, the German shepherd began eating parts of its owner soon after death. ... Theres no way to guarantee that your pet wont eat you if you die, apart from not having any pets. Even hamsters and birds have been known to scavenge on occasion. https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/06/pets-dogs-cats-eat-dead-owners-forensics-science/ --- It will be more bearable for Tyre and Sidon on the day of judgment than for you. \| I did not come to bring peace to the earth, but the sword. -Jesus <cite>Callixtus posted [p:892378394] in If you die... [t:76108655]...</cite> <quote><quote>In 1997, a forensic examiner in Berlin reported one of his more unusual cases in the journal Forensic Science International. A 31-year-old man had retired for the evening to the converted garden shed behind his mothers house, where he lived with his German shepherd. Around 8:15 p.m., neighbors heard a gunshot from the direction of the shed. Forty-five minutes later, the mans mother and neighbors found him dead of a gunshot wound to the mouth, a Walther pistol under his hands and a farewell note on a table. Most of his face and neck were goneand there were tooth marks around the edges of the wounds. A half-full bowl of dog food sat on the floor. The German shepherd was calm and responded to police commands. On the way to an animal sanctuary, the dog vomited some of its owners tissue, including skin with still-recognizable beard hair. ... Cats get a bad rap for being the most eager to eat their owners, and anecdotally, some emergency responders say its pretty common. When it happens, cats tend to go for the face, especially soft parts such as the nose and lips, says forensic anthropologist Carolyn Rando of University College London. ... In some cases, its clear that the animals were scavenging to survive. In one 2007 report, a Chow and a Labrador mix survived for about a month after consuming their dead owners body, leaving only the top of the skull and an assortment of bone shards. Yet in the 1997 case, the German shepherd began eating parts of its owner soon after death. ... Theres no way to guarantee that your pet wont eat you if you die, apart from not having any pets. Even hamsters and birds have been known to scavenge on occasion.</quote> https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/06/pets-dogs-cats-eat-dead-owners-forensics-science/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BulletWing 12/17/17 12:27:37 PM #2:	Was the dog named Xsquader? --- Bullet_Wing has no alts <cite>BulletWing posted [p:892378436] in If you die... [t:76108655]...</cite> <quote>Was the dog named Xsquader?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FF_Redux 12/17/17 12:30:43 PM #3:	BulletWing posted... Was the dog named Xsquader? --- http://i.imgur.com/LuxyNjY.png made by TarElessar http://i.imgur.com/Z4cir.gif http://i.imgur.com/qEyGS.gif http://i.imgur.com/37KDT.gif <cite>FF_Redux posted [p:892378577] in If you die... [t:76108655]...</cite> <quote><cite>BulletWing posted...</cite> <quote>Was the dog named Xsquader?</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TrevorBlack79 12/17/17 12:30:46 PM #4:	I'd rather my pets eat my corpse than starve to death before someone finds them. Then again I don't live alone so that's not really an issue. --- "a minority is someone who you can tell off the bat they are black/hispanic/colored. LGBT isn't a minority" - Blakkheim1 <cite>TrevorBlack79 posted [p:892378584] in If you die... [t:76108655]...</cite> <quote>I'd rather my pets eat my corpse than starve to death before someone finds them. Then again I don't live alone so that's not really an issue.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSBBSB 12/17/17 12:32:19 PM #5:	BulletWing posted... Was the dog named Xsquader? /topic --- All humans are creepy in their own way. - ggghhh3 3DS FC: 2294-4506-7568 <cite>SSBBSB posted [p:892378638] in If you die... [t:76108655]...</cite> <quote><cite>BulletWing posted...</cite> <quote>Was the dog named Xsquader?</quote> /topic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cookie Bag 12/17/17 12:34:29 PM #6:	TrevorBlack79 posted... I'd rather my pets eat my corpse than starve to death before someone finds them. Then again I don't live alone so that's not really an issue. The odd thing about this case apparently was that the german sheperd started eating him just after he killed himself... i wonder if it was some sort of reaction to grief... --- http://i.imgur.com/vsi41Lp.jpg <cite>Cookie Bag posted [p:892378735] in If you die... [t:76108655]...</cite> <quote><cite>TrevorBlack79 posted...</cite> <quote>I'd rather my pets eat my corpse than starve to death before someone finds them. Then again I don't live alone so that's not really an issue.</quote> The odd thing about this case apparently was that the german sheperd started eating him just after he killed himself... i wonder if it was some sort of reaction to grief...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Callixtus 12/17/17 12:35:50 PM #7:	Cookie Bag posted... TrevorBlack79 posted... I'd rather my pets eat my corpse than starve to death before someone finds them. Then again I don't live alone so that's not really an issue. The odd thing about this case apparently was that the german sheperd started eating him just after he killed himself... i wonder if it was some sort of reaction to grief... The article speculates that the dog might be frantically trying to wake the owner and get so aggressive at it that they draw blood. Once they taste blood face=gone --- It will be more bearable for Tyre and Sidon on the day of judgment than for you. \| I did not come to bring peace to the earth, but the sword. -Jesus <cite>Callixtus posted [p:892378796] in If you die... [t:76108655]...</cite> <quote><cite>Cookie Bag posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TrevorBlack79 posted...</cite> <quote>I'd rather my pets eat my corpse than starve to death before someone finds them. Then again I don't live alone so that's not really an issue.</quote> The odd thing about this case apparently was that the german sheperd started eating him just after he killed himself... i wonder if it was some sort of reaction to grief...</quote> The article speculates that the dog might be frantically trying to wake the owner and get so aggressive at it that they draw blood. Once they taste blood face=gone</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rhklce 12/17/17 12:38:46 PM #8:	I was at a scene where a guy with no family had been dead in his apartment for some time. He had a dog that, since he was no longer getting fed, would eat him. Nobody was there to let the dog out, so he had pissed and shit everywhere. The dog eventually died as well. <cite>rhklce posted [p:892378911] in If you die... [t:76108655]...</cite> <quote>I was at a scene where a guy with no family had been dead in his apartment for some time. He had a dog that, since he was no longer getting fed, would eat him. Nobody was there to let the dog out, so he had pissed and shit everywhere. The dog eventually died as well.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cookie Bag 12/17/17 12:39:21 PM #9:	Yeah i guess, the whole "descendants of wolves" kinda explains that a bit, guess its hard to control instinct once they draw blood. --- http://i.imgur.com/vsi41Lp.jpg <cite>Cookie Bag posted [p:892378941] in If you die... [t:76108655]...</cite> <quote>Yeah i guess, the whole "descendants of wolves" kinda explains that a bit, guess its hard to control instinct once they draw blood.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 12/17/17 12:40:20 PM #10:	Cookie Bag posted... TrevorBlack79 posted... I'd rather my pets eat my corpse than starve to death before someone finds them. Then again I don't live alone so that's not really an issue. The odd thing about this case apparently was that the german sheperd started eating him just after he killed himself... i wonder if it was some sort of reaction to grief... Possibly the smell of the blood that made the dog do it? --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:892378971] in If you die... [t:76108655]...</cite> <quote><cite>Cookie Bag posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TrevorBlack79 posted...</cite> <quote>I'd rather my pets eat my corpse than starve to death before someone finds them. Then again I don't live alone so that's not really an issue.</quote> The odd thing about this case apparently was that the german sheperd started eating him just after he killed himself... i wonder if it was some sort of reaction to grief...</quote> Possibly the smell of the blood that made the dog do it?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 12/17/17 12:40:24 PM #11:	SSBBSB posted... BulletWing posted... Was the dog named Xsquader? /topic --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B**, I'm adorable. <cite>Kitt posted [p:892378979] in If you die... [t:76108655]...</cite> <quote><cite>SSBBSB posted...</cite> <quote><cite>BulletWing posted...</cite> <quote>Was the dog named Xsquader?</quote> /topic</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jpennys_cat 12/17/17 12:41:00 PM #12:	<-- --- \| =^-^= >^..^< =^-^= \| A Super Nice Stray Kitty \| =^-^= >^..^< =^-^= \| #DontStabMe #KittyPryde #AwardWinningCat #HatersGonnaHate <cite>jpennys_cat posted [p:892379003] in If you die... [t:76108655]...</cite> <quote><--</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 12/17/17 12:41:30 PM #13:	I see Dawkins has competition now --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister <cite>nevershine posted [p:892379031] in If you die... [t:76108655]...</cite> <quote>I see Dawkins has competition now</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 12/17/17 12:44:47 PM #14:	nevershine posted... I see Dawkins has competition now He'll be fine, no dog would ever bash its own head on a police car. --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:892379192] in If you die... [t:76108655]...</cite> <quote><cite>nevershine posted...</cite> <quote>I see Dawkins has competition now</quote> He'll be fine, no dog would ever bash its own head on a police car.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 12/17/17 12:48:26 PM #15:	My parrots try eating my face while Im alive. Whatever. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:892379359] in If you die... [t:76108655]...</cite> <quote>My parrots try eating my face while Im alive. Whatever.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkman124 12/17/17 12:48:50 PM #16:	Callixtus posted... The article speculates that the dog might be frantically trying to wake the owner and get so aggressive at it that they draw blood. Once they taste blood face=gone this is a probable outcome if you let a dog lick at you continuously they will occasionally nip you nips turn to bites bites turn to chewing --- And when the hourglass has run out, eternity asks you about only one thing: whether you have lived in despair or not. <cite>Darkman124 posted [p:892379381] in If you die... [t:76108655]...</cite> <quote><cite>Callixtus posted...</cite> <quote> The article speculates that the dog might be frantically trying to wake the owner and get so aggressive at it that they draw blood. Once they taste blood face=gone</quote> this is a probable outcome if you let a dog lick at you continuously they will occasionally nip you nips turn to bites bites turn to chewing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Burgess 12/17/17 12:51:33 PM #17:	stone posted... nevershine posted... I see Dawkins has competition now He'll be fine, no dog would ever bash its own head on a police car. Y'ever see what happens when a dog chases a car and catches it. --- Burgess [Z?] ...follow the Mod that failed. "All that typing made me have to crap."~Dark Magic Vixen <cite>Burgess posted [p:892379528] in If you die... [t:76108655]...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote><cite>nevershine posted...</cite> <quote>I see Dawkins has competition now</quote> He'll be fine, no dog would ever bash its own head on a police car.</quote> Y'ever see what happens when a dog chases a car and catches it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 12/17/17 12:53:23 PM #18:	Burgess posted... stone posted... nevershine posted... I see Dawkins has competition now He'll be fine, no dog would ever bash its own head on a police car. Y'ever see what happens when a dog chases a car and catches it. Yeah but it's not purposefully banging it's head against it over and over, it's a one time thing. --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:892379617] in If you die... [t:76108655]...</cite> <quote><cite>Burgess posted...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote><cite>nevershine posted...</cite> <quote>I see Dawkins has competition now</quote> He'll be fine, no dog would ever bash its own head on a police car.</quote> Y'ever see what happens when a dog chases a car and catches it.</quote> Yeah but it's not purposefully banging it's head against it over and over, it's a one time thing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 12/17/17 12:58:41 PM #19:	Burgess posted... stone posted... nevershine posted... I see Dawkins has competition now He'll be fine, no dog would ever bash its own head on a police car. Y'ever see what happens when a dog chases a car and catches it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNn518CVmaY --- His hair cracks me up, It's like if vaudeville and feudal Japan did the fusion dance on his head - Yaridovich <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:892379886] in If you die... [t:76108655]...</cite> <quote><cite>Burgess posted...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote><cite>nevershine posted...</cite> <quote>I see Dawkins has competition now</quote> He'll be fine, no dog would ever bash its own head on a police car.</quote> Y'ever see what happens when a dog chases a car and catches it.</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNn518CVmaY</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 12/17/17 1:00:16 PM #20:	kingdrake2 posted... Burgess posted... stone posted... nevershine posted... I see Dawkins has competition now He'll be fine, no dog would ever bash its own head on a police car. Y'ever see what happens when a dog chases a car and catches it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNn518CVmaY Totally picturing Xsquader doing that to a police car. --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:892379982] in If you die... [t:76108655]...</cite> <quote><cite>kingdrake2 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Burgess posted...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote><cite>nevershine posted...</cite> <quote>I see Dawkins has competition now</quote> He'll be fine, no dog would ever bash its own head on a police car.</quote> Y'ever see what happens when a dog chases a car and catches it.</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNn518CVmaY</quote> Totally picturing Xsquader doing that to a police car.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 12/17/17 1:02:13 PM #21:	stone posted... kingdrake2 posted... Burgess posted... stone posted... nevershine posted... I see Dawkins has competition now He'll be fine, no dog would ever bash its own head on a police car. Y'ever see what happens when a dog chases a car and catches it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNn518CVmaY Totally picturing Xsquader doing that to a police car. I totally thought the same thing --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister <cite>nevershine posted [p:892380078] in If you die... [t:76108655]...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote><cite>kingdrake2 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Burgess posted...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote><cite>nevershine posted...</cite> <quote>I see Dawkins has competition now</quote> He'll be fine, no dog would ever bash its own head on a police car.</quote> Y'ever see what happens when a dog chases a car and catches it.</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNn518CVmaY</quote> Totally picturing Xsquader doing that to a police car.</quote> I totally thought the same thing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xelltrix 12/17/17 1:31:34 PM #22:	I'm not using it anymore so that's fine. --- Reading this post may induce one or more of the following: Nausea / Butt-Hurt / Lulz / UM? Syndrome / Angst / Diarrhea <cite>Xelltrix posted [p:892381410] in If you die... [t:76108655]...</cite> <quote>I'm not using it anymore so that's fine.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoopPotato 12/17/17 1:34:16 PM #23:	No sense in letting your meal get cold. --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif <cite>PoopPotato posted [p:892381547] in If you die... [t:76108655]...</cite> <quote>No sense in letting your meal get cold.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Callixtus 12/17/17 3:00:42 PM #24:	PoopPotato posted... No sense in letting your meal get cold. Still I'd rather my pet animal didn't eat my face so I have to have a closed casket. --- It will be more bearable for Tyre and Sidon on the day of judgment than for you. \| I did not come to bring peace to the earth, but the sword. -Jesus <cite>Callixtus posted [p:892386292] in If you die... [t:76108655]...</cite> <quote><cite>PoopPotato posted...</cite> <quote>No sense in letting your meal get cold.</quote> Still I'd rather my pet animal didn't eat my face so I have to have a closed casket.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Callixtus 12/17/17 6:31:05 PM #26:	Cpt_Pineapple posted... Callixtus posted... The German shepherd was calm and responded to police commands. Imagine if it a was a black labrador You know that dog would be later destroyed. Maybe not even later. Right there on the spot. --- It will be more bearable for Tyre and Sidon on the day of judgment than for you. \| I did not come to bring peace to the earth, but the sword. -Jesus <cite>Callixtus posted [p:892398503] in If you die... [t:76108655]...</cite> <quote><cite>Cpt_Pineapple posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Callixtus posted...</cite> <quote> The German shepherd was calm and responded to police commands. </quote> Imagine if it a was a black labrador</quote> You know that dog would be later destroyed. Maybe not even later. Right there on the spot.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 12/17/17 6:34:08 PM #27:	Xelltrix posted... I'm not using it anymore so that's fine. --- There will always be exceptions. <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:892398677] in If you die... [t:76108655]...</cite> <quote><cite>Xelltrix posted...</cite> <quote>I'm not using it anymore so that's fine.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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