Board 8 > This 31 y/o Aussie BROKE two 15 y/o Goldeneye WORLD RECORDS...is he hot?

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jcgamer107
12/17/17 9:33:29 AM
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Were these runs hot??








31 y/o Degenerate, Karl Jobst from Australia was caught ON STREAM beating two 15 y/o WORLD RECORD times held in the video game name of Goldeneye, released by Rare for Nintendo 64 in 1997.

The two WRs were beaten within two weeks of each other, and authorities predict he will GO AFTER EVEN MORE WRs next!!

Karl belongs to a speedrunning community for Goldeneye called THE ELITE in which LONER GAMERS from all over the world post their BEST TIMES!..

Karl said "Fuck what a run. I'll just be happy knowing that I clutched that. What a run. Fyew. Fuck. I can't even play anymore tonight after that. I dunno. OHHHHH. WOOOO. OHHHHHHH. OH MY GOD. I'm fuckin losin' my MIND. OH MY GOD."

Sources say he willingly performed the acts in front of HUNDREDS OF VIEWERS on the website Twitch, where onlookers WATCHED HIM beat the records which were 15 y/o, or in one record's case, only 14 y/o at the time, and had been held by 100+ people! Sometimes his WIFE DORIS would even come into the room to congratulate him and PET HIS HAIR LIKE A DOG!!...

Do you think his hairstyle is ugly? let's see what people think

Karl - Degenerate Aussie

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Doris - Speedrun Hussie

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Karl setting the records -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BChZORabks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2l994szq3Y


Old Records - Broken

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