Poll of the Day > Which of these fictional animal characters would win in a death match?

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WastelandCowboy
12/17/17 1:07:24 AM
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Which of these fictional animal characters would win in a death match?








I intentionally left out Christopher Robin as itd be cruel and inhuman for him to have to fight some animals with mental disorders in order to stay alive.

Now, the animals and their respective mental disorders all together in a deathmatch where they have to fight and kill their friends in order to emerge victorious? That I can live with. After all, it all boils down to natural selection, even in the mysterious Hundred Acre Wood.
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funkyfritter
12/17/17 1:43:46 AM
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Ultra instinct shaggy
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FatalAccident
12/17/17 1:52:11 AM
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fucking tigger obviously
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Entity13
12/17/17 2:15:15 AM
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Either Tigger or Piglet. Though, to be more fair here, Piglet's kill tally would come only from finally cracking from so much duress of dealing with everyone else's shit. Tigger's trigger wouldn't be so predictable.
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WastelandCowboy
12/17/17 12:14:54 PM
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Entity13 posted...
Either Tigger or Piglet. Though, to be more fair here, Piglet's kill tally would come only from finally cracking from so much duress of dealing with everyone else's shit. Tigger's trigger wouldn't be so predictable.

Yeah. Piglet brain would probably snap and Tigger would probably go in a psychotic rampage.
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kind9
12/17/17 12:27:59 PM
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Don't underestimate Eeyore. Dude has some pent-up aggression he is liable to release.
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SusanGreenEyes
12/17/17 12:33:35 PM
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I came in here to vote for Rocket Raccoon.

If we're talking Winnie the Pooh, then my vote goes to Owl.

They're natural predators with wings and claws,
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Aquamew
12/17/17 12:55:33 PM
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Most of them are just fighting for themselves, but Kanga's fighting for herself and her child, and if he dies, she WILL have vengeance.
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SmokeMassTree
12/17/17 1:46:43 PM
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Idk who more then half of these things are, but I'm gonna say a bear would reck then all
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Sahuagin
12/17/17 2:21:15 PM
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WastelandCowboy posted...
animals with mental disorders

mind = blown
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KStateKing17
12/17/17 2:38:44 PM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
Idk who more then half of these things are, but I'm gonna say a bear would reck then all

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WastelandCowboy
12/17/17 4:53:18 PM
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Sahuagin posted...
WastelandCowboy posted...
animals with mental disorders

mind = blown

It's true.

http://www.strongmindbraveheart.com/winnie-pooh-characters-mental-disorders/
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Smiffwilm
12/17/17 5:16:27 PM
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Idk I think people are underestimating Kanga's motherly instincts plus that there are two of them. TC put Kanga and Roo as one option.

Edit- And I just saw aquamews post lol.
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WastelandCowboy
12/17/17 5:18:16 PM
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Smiffwilm posted...
Idk I think people are underestimating Kanga's motherly instincts plus that there are two of them. TC put Kanga and Roo as one option.

When I created this last night, I forgot that it was just "Kanga" - not "Kanga Roo", as in "Roo" being her last name.
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WastelandCowboy
12/20/17 1:53:30 AM
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Bump for animal fighting.
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