Poll of the Day > After a 5 minute conversation this Tinder slut invited me out to a bar

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AwesomeTurtwig
12/16/17 1:41:01 PM
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Probably to harvest my organs. No thanks.
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ZiggiStardust
12/16/17 1:47:58 PM
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shameful. @LaggnFragnLarry would have started to warm the bacon grease, ok?
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TIE543
12/16/17 1:48:21 PM
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wwinterj25
12/16/17 2:01:11 PM
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Send her my way.
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SunWuKung420
12/16/17 2:08:04 PM
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Are you so scared of talking to a woman face-to-face that you have to demean her?
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BADoglick
12/16/17 2:13:37 PM
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I think it sounds like she's the one who dodged a bullet.

*goes on tinder, to pick up slut. Has luck. Assumes that person is a slut not worth meeting. Makes derogatory comments about her to videogame message board.

Yeah, she totally dodged a bullet
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OmegaTomHank
12/16/17 2:21:18 PM
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Tinder is basically specifically used for casual sex you should probably try a dating site.
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AwesomeTurtwig
12/16/17 2:22:36 PM
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OmegaTomHank posted...
Tinder is basically specifically used for casual sex you should probably try a dating site.

But 5 minutes though
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kingdrake2
12/16/17 2:30:04 PM
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AwesomeTurtwig posted...
OmegaTomHank posted...
Tinder is basically specifically used for casual sex you should probably try a dating site.

But 5 minutes though


pick your poison. lose 5 minutes or lower your standards.
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AwesomeTurtwig
12/16/17 3:29:04 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
AwesomeTurtwig posted...
OmegaTomHank posted...
Tinder is basically specifically used for casual sex you should probably try a dating site.

But 5 minutes though


pick your poison. lose 5 minutes or lower your standards.

you don't need high standards to think 5 minutes is a short period of time.
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BlazeAndBlade
12/16/17 3:35:07 PM
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invite a friend to keep an eye on you, so you can keep them organs where there needed

if you feel unsafe that is just get the friend to sit else where

if she's lucky that way she'll have twice the organs to sell on the black market lol
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mastermix3000
12/16/17 5:15:21 PM
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Lmfao
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LaggnFragnLarry
12/16/17 6:17:39 PM
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ZiggiStardust posted...
shameful. @LaggnFragnLarry would have started to warm the bacon grease, ok?

pro tip: fill a condom with bacon grease and keep it tucked underneath your sac to keep it warm and ready to go
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Muffinz0rz
12/19/17 4:32:38 PM
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LaggnFragnLarry posted...
ZiggiStardust posted...
shameful. @LaggnFragnLarry would have started to warm the bacon grease, ok?

pro tip: fill a condom with bacon grease and keep it tucked underneath your sac to keep it warm and ready to go

ew what the fuck
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