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Blue_Inigo
12/16/17 5:24:44 AM
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Im.....afraid to go brush my teeth tonight. Give me courage TC
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Blue_Inigo
12/16/17 11:55:59 AM
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Its still fucking there but its morning now. Should be asleep
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pikachupwnage
12/16/17 12:10:03 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Its still fucking there but its morning now. Should be asleep


Nah its probably still fucking now. The mouse babies will come soon.
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3khc
12/16/17 12:18:43 PM
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Yeah the longer you leave it gives it more chance to reproduce.
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XxKrazyChaosxX
12/16/17 12:21:55 PM
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Leave your front door open so a stray cat can come in and get it.
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Blue_Inigo
12/16/17 7:14:59 PM
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ubUc1vJ

Im waiting for this motherfucker to slip.
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Blue_Inigo
12/16/17 8:59:41 PM
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Bump
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Turbam
12/16/17 9:00:40 PM
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Seduce it
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iClockwork
12/16/17 9:02:26 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Im waiting for this motherfucker to slip.

I understand you want to get rid of it but please don't use those glue traps they're fucked up :(
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DesuDeku
12/16/17 9:04:00 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
ubUc1vJ

Im waiting for this motherfucker to slip.

What, no bait?
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jumi
12/16/17 9:06:18 PM
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Someone blue named Inigo afraid of a mouse. Shameful.
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iamintents
12/16/17 9:06:56 PM
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seal up those cracks in the baseboard
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Axiom
12/16/17 9:08:00 PM
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Had a mouse enter my room while I was watching tv get right under the entertainment center and stare at me for a good minute. Just sat there like it was watching me watching TV
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Bad_Mojo
12/16/17 9:16:27 PM
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Blue_Inigo
12/16/17 9:21:54 PM
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CirocObama posted...
bro it prob long gone from the bathroom

Dont you fucking jinx me. I put a towel under the door. Its not going anywhere!
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Blue_Inigo
12/16/17 9:23:24 PM
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DesuDeku posted...
Blue_Inigo posted...
ubUc1vJ

Im waiting for this motherfucker to slip.

What, no bait?

Theres food on the traps. They come with some peanut butter type food made to attract them. That mouse is done for
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On_The_Edge
12/16/17 9:24:23 PM
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imagine being afraid of a little mouser
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DemonBuffet
12/16/17 9:25:13 PM
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iClockwork posted...
Blue_Inigo posted...
Im waiting for this motherfucker to slip.

I understand you want to get rid of it but please don't use those glue traps they're fucked up :(


Why not? Fuck those rodents, they deserve that shit.
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Blue_Inigo
12/16/17 9:25:43 PM
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iClockwork posted...
Blue_Inigo posted...
Im waiting for this motherfucker to slip.

I understand you want to get rid of it but please don't use those glue traps they're fucked up :(

@iClockwork

I thought this was the most humane option?
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Zack_Attackv1
12/16/17 9:26:05 PM
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meestermj
12/16/17 9:27:47 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
iClockwork posted...
Blue_Inigo posted...
Im waiting for this motherfucker to slip.

I understand you want to get rid of it but please don't use those glue traps they're fucked up :(

I thought this was the most humane option?

Nah. Those things are horrendous. It can severely maim or disfigured the mouse leaving it alive but in horrible pain. And if it does catch it, it either starves or suffocates to death.
It'd be more humane to simply smash it with a hammer.
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iClockwork
12/16/17 9:38:51 PM
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meestermj posted...
Nah. Those things are horrendous. It can severely maim or disfigured the mouse leaving it alive but in horrible pain. And if it does catch it, it either starves or suffocates to death.
It'd be more humane to simply smash it with a hammer.

We used these sticky traps when I was a kid. Once caught I was the one who had to take them outside and crush them with a block while they squirmed in the glue looking up at me

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Blue_Inigo
12/16/17 10:35:36 PM
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iClockwork posted...
meestermj posted...
Nah. Those things are horrendous. It can severely maim or disfigured the mouse leaving it alive but in horrible pain. And if it does catch it, it either starves or suffocates to death.
It'd be more humane to simply smash it with a hammer.

We used these sticky traps when I was a kid. Once caught I was the one who had to take them outside and crush them with a block while they squirmed in the glue looking up at me

:(

Thats a pretty fucked up story
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stahlbaum
12/16/17 10:44:03 PM
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Glue traps suck. Get to the dollar store to grab a real trap.
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pikachupwnage
12/16/17 10:58:24 PM
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iClockwork posted...
meestermj posted...
Nah. Those things are horrendous. It can severely maim or disfigured the mouse leaving it alive but in horrible pain. And if it does catch it, it either starves or suffocates to death.
It'd be more humane to simply smash it with a hammer.

We used these sticky traps when I was a kid. Once caught I was the one who had to take them outside and crush them with a block while they squirmed in the glue looking up at me

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Holy fuck.
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gnomefromnome
12/16/17 11:10:42 PM
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Its a trap for something you want dead...?
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littlebro07
12/16/17 11:15:39 PM
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They have those "catch and release" traps, don't they? Where the mouse goes inside and then it just slams shut and you go take it outside and open the door.

Go around the outside of your house and seal up any crack, no matter how small, before doing that though, cause they'll probably just wanna go back inside.
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Questionmarktarius
12/16/17 11:18:29 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
Go around the outside of your house and seal up any crack, no matter how small, before doing that though, cause they'll probably just wanna go back inside.

Dump a 12oz bottle of Tabasco into a gallon garden sprayer. Fill it about halfway full of water.
Spray the perimeter of your foundation. You'll not see a mouse for the rest of the winter.
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littlebro07
12/16/17 11:23:18 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
littlebro07 posted...
Go around the outside of your house and seal up any crack, no matter how small, before doing that though, cause they'll probably just wanna go back inside.

Dump a 12oz bottle of Tabasco into a gallon garden sprayer. Fill it about halfway full of water.
Spray the perimeter of your foundation. You'll not see a mouse for the rest of the winter.


What's it do? They just don't like the smell?
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Questionmarktarius
12/16/17 11:25:10 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
littlebro07 posted...
Go around the outside of your house and seal up any crack, no matter how small, before doing that though, cause they'll probably just wanna go back inside.

Dump a 12oz bottle of Tabasco into a gallon garden sprayer. Fill it about halfway full of water.
Spray the perimeter of your foundation. You'll not see a mouse for the rest of the winter.


What's it do? They just don't like the smell?

Rodents drag their genitals on the ground, and urinate constantly.
Think about that, for a little bit.
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ChromaticAngel
12/16/17 11:27:02 PM
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stahlbaum posted...
Glue traps suck. Get to the dollar store to grab a real trap.

Err, the Glue traps are by far the most effective. The reason people don't like using them is because of "cruelty" but srsly fuck whatever fucking vermin thinks they get to run around my pantry and eat my food and not get exterminated with extreme prejudice.
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Questionmarktarius
12/16/17 11:27:54 PM
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ChromaticAngel posted...
stahlbaum posted...
Glue traps suck. Get to the dollar store to grab a real trap.

Err, the Glue traps are by far the most effective. The reason people don't like using them is because of "cruelty" but srsly fuck whatever fucking vermin thinks they get to run around my pantry and eat my food and not get exterminated with extreme prejudice.

I'd like to say I prefer the classic spring traps, but my bruised thumbs disagree.
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Blue_Inigo
12/16/17 11:28:44 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
littlebro07 posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
littlebro07 posted...
Go around the outside of your house and seal up any crack, no matter how small, before doing that though, cause they'll probably just wanna go back inside.

Dump a 12oz bottle of Tabasco into a gallon garden sprayer. Fill it about halfway full of water.
Spray the perimeter of your foundation. You'll not see a mouse for the rest of the winter.


What's it do? They just don't like the smell?

Rodents drag their genitals on the ground, and urinate constantly.
Think about that, for a little bit.

So this little fuck is dragging his dick on my bathroom floor? Eugh!
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Offworlder1
12/16/17 11:30:51 PM
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Snap traps, or humane traps(if you want a new mouse pet as well) are the best, glue traps are fucking shit shows.
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Axiom
12/16/17 11:31:16 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
littlebro07 posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
littlebro07 posted...
Go around the outside of your house and seal up any crack, no matter how small, before doing that though, cause they'll probably just wanna go back inside.

Dump a 12oz bottle of Tabasco into a gallon garden sprayer. Fill it about halfway full of water.
Spray the perimeter of your foundation. You'll not see a mouse for the rest of the winter.


What's it do? They just don't like the smell?

Rodents drag their genitals on the ground, and urinate constantly.
Think about that, for a little bit.

So this little fuck is dragging his dick on my bathroom floor? Eugh!

And pissing while he does it
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3khc
12/16/17 11:31:28 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
iClockwork posted...
meestermj posted...
Blue_Inigo posted...
iClockwork posted...
Blue_Inigo posted...
Im waiting for this motherfucker to slip.

I understand you want to get rid of it but please don't use those glue traps they're fucked up :(

I thought this was the most humane option?

Nah. Those things are horrendous. It can severely maim or disfigured the mouse leaving it alive but in horrible pain. And if it does catch it, it either starves or suffocates to death.
It'd be more humane to simply smash it with a hammer.

We used these sticky traps when I was a kid. Once caught I was the one who had to take them outside and crush them with a block while they squirmed in the glue looking up at me

:(

Thats a pretty fucked up story

Caught a baby rat in a sticky trap in my bathroom. All four feet stuck perfectly. The mouse still trying to run and it just looks like he flexes, slightly moving the sticky pad. Placed it in a zip lock back and took it out back to end it's misery.

Took a shovel and struck the bag. But you know how shovels have that little dip in the center? That part hit the ground first and which softened the blow. I knew the rodent was still alive so I struck once more, but in my panick, I didn't aim. Again the shovel's curve hit the ground first. I resolved to make the last his count. This time when I brought the shovel down, it wasnt a clank, but rather a soft pat. The rat was dead. The Ziploc bag splattered in blood.

Botched execution. It was a bad death. Feels bad man.
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Questionmarktarius
12/16/17 11:32:14 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
littlebro07 posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
littlebro07 posted...
Go around the outside of your house and seal up any crack, no matter how small, before doing that though, cause they'll probably just wanna go back inside.

Dump a 12oz bottle of Tabasco into a gallon garden sprayer. Fill it about halfway full of water.
Spray the perimeter of your foundation. You'll not see a mouse for the rest of the winter.


What's it do? They just don't like the smell?

Rodents drag their genitals on the ground, and urinate constantly.
Think about that, for a little bit.

So this little fuck is dragging his dick on my bathroom floor? Eugh!

Yes. Eugh.
If you find the hole they're getting in at, toss a bunch of crushed red pepper in there, then stuff steel wool into the opening.
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SilkPanties
12/16/17 11:33:02 PM
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a42ozslushie
12/16/17 11:33:28 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Im.....afraid to go brush my teeth tonight. Give me courage TC


TC-ception
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meestermj
12/16/17 11:34:31 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
littlebro07 posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
littlebro07 posted...
Go around the outside of your house and seal up any crack, no matter how small, before doing that though, cause they'll probably just wanna go back inside.

Dump a 12oz bottle of Tabasco into a gallon garden sprayer. Fill it about halfway full of water.
Spray the perimeter of your foundation. You'll not see a mouse for the rest of the winter.


What's it do? They just don't like the smell?

Rodents drag their genitals on the ground, and urinate constantly.
Think about that, for a little bit.

So this little fuck is dragging his dick on my bathroom floor? Eugh!

Yep. And he probably crawled on your tooth brush.
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Questionmarktarius
12/16/17 11:35:38 PM
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meestermj posted...
Blue_Inigo posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
littlebro07 posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
littlebro07 posted...
Go around the outside of your house and seal up any crack, no matter how small, before doing that though, cause they'll probably just wanna go back inside.

Dump a 12oz bottle of Tabasco into a gallon garden sprayer. Fill it about halfway full of water.
Spray the perimeter of your foundation. You'll not see a mouse for the rest of the winter.


What's it do? They just don't like the smell?

Rodents drag their genitals on the ground, and urinate constantly.
Think about that, for a little bit.

So this little fuck is dragging his dick on my bathroom floor? Eugh!

Yep. And he probably crawled on your tooth brush.

Stick it in a coffee cup, and microwave for two minutes.
Or, just toss it and start a fresh brush.
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Cobra1010
12/16/17 11:36:06 PM
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If these rodents didnt carry deadly diseases, they wouldnt be so scary that we want them to die as soon we see them im our homes.

If you get bit by a rat. Are you supposed to go see the doctor immediately?
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ChromaticAngel
12/16/17 11:36:41 PM
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Cobra1010 posted...
If these rodents didnt carry deadly diseases, they wouldnt be so scary that we want them to die as soon we see them im our homes.

If you get bit by a rat. Are you supposed to go see the doctor immediately?


You should see a doctor if you are bit by anything even your pet cat.
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Questionmarktarius
12/16/17 11:37:26 PM
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Cobra1010 posted...
If these rodents didnt carry deadly diseases, they wouldnt be so scary that we want them to die as soon we see them im our homes.

Yet, mice and rats make for some really neat pets, if you can deal with a lifespan of 3-5 years.

If you get bit by a rat. Are you supposed to go see the doctor immediately?

Probably.
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Cobra1010
12/16/17 11:41:01 PM
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@Questionmarktarius

If they are bred to be pets then they should be disease free so theyd be no problems.

Im talking about the ones that breed in the sewers and enter your house through your toilet via the shit pipe.
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ChromaticAngel
12/16/17 11:42:11 PM
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Cobra1010 posted...
If they are bred to be pets then they should be disease free so theyd be no problems.

there is no such thing.

even as a pet their mouths are full of bacteria and you can literally lose your limbs if you get a nasty enough infection.

even human bites can be deadly.
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