Current Events > Sonic is more alpha than Mario *Spoilers for both series*

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Milkman5
12/16/17 1:21:04 AM
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Sonic constantly rejects Amy
Peach constantly rejects Mario
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On_The_Edge
12/16/17 1:21:31 AM
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Interesting
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boxington
12/16/17 1:26:25 AM
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that's because Sonic is a man of faith
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1337toothbrush
12/16/17 1:27:17 AM
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That's because Sonic is interested in Tails.
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Zack_Attackv1
12/16/17 1:30:10 AM
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Milkman5
12/16/17 1:31:08 AM
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Mario get humiliated by Peach in Odyssey

smh
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GiftedACIII
12/16/17 1:31:59 AM
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Mario rejects a bunch of girls in the RPGs
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Kaname_Madoka
12/16/17 1:36:12 AM
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boxington posted...
that's because Sonic is a man of faith

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DezCaughtIt
12/16/17 1:36:44 AM
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Mario gets that cake tho
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ClockworkHare
12/16/17 1:40:06 AM
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Sonic rejects Amy because she can't work that tongue like Tails does.
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SpiralDrift
12/16/17 1:56:08 AM
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Let's face it. It's because Mario is a manlet. He's also a voicelet and is chubby/fat. He only grew the mustache to make himself look like more of a man than he actually is. Peach sees all of this but doesn't have the heart to tell him that he has no chance. So she just bakes him cakes because she can see that he uses food to cope and as a good friend she wants to ease his pain. He can't even hold down a job. I mean does he even know how to talk? All those psychedelics probably destroyed his brain.

Sonic is Internet-famous (doesn't matter how), is taller than Amy and doesn't have a creepy high-pitched voice. He has the "cool" factor and could power-fuck Amy at the speed of light and she knows it.
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pizz
12/16/17 2:02:59 AM
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both have unlimited females after em
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Pepys Monster
12/16/17 2:04:08 AM
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Who's cooler, Sonic or Crash Bandicoot?
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DezCaughtIt
12/16/17 2:04:45 AM
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Crash easy
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MakoReizei
12/16/17 2:06:04 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Who's cooler, Sonic or Crash Bandicoot?

Crash by far

I mean have you seen his girlfriend?
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Rioushu
12/16/17 2:07:05 AM
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Kaname_Madoka posted...
boxington posted...
that's because Sonic is a man of faith

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SpiralDrift
12/16/17 2:08:28 AM
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Crash is even more of a has-been than Sonic. Just think about that for a second.
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Rika_Furude
12/16/17 2:08:34 AM
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mario has fought and won against gods, demons, magic capable of granting wishes, etc
sonic typically fights a fat nerd and often loses
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MakoReizei
12/16/17 2:09:16 AM
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SpiralDrift posted...
Crash is even more of a has-been than Sonic. Just think about that for a second.

At least Crash was legit good at one point.
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1337toothbrush
12/16/17 2:13:42 AM
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You know what they say about foxes with two tails?
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