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drunkmuggle
12/14/17 11:18:08 PM
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all people who listen to metal are maladjusted satanists
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Fin_Dawg_004
12/14/17 11:18:36 PM
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common knowledge
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au_gold
12/14/17 11:18:51 PM
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Truth.
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GOATSLAYER
12/14/17 11:19:03 PM
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*repeatedly stabs your goat*
Hail Cthulhu!
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Dash_Harber
12/14/17 11:19:08 PM
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drunkmuggle posted...
all people who listen to metal are maladjusted satanists


I resent that.

I'm a maladjusted pagan.
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Romulox28
12/14/17 11:22:58 PM
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*listens to 15 minute aggressive song with two people screaming lyrics about graphic violence *

Wow, nothing seems off here! Better listen to this with headphones all day!
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MakoReizei
12/14/17 11:24:04 PM
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I like power metal. It's like if metal was actual music
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Pepys Monster
12/14/17 11:24:52 PM
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I listen to electronic music, and I think everything else is subpar. What does that make me?
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Gamer99z
12/14/17 11:24:57 PM
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@chill02
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GOATSLAYER
12/14/17 11:24:59 PM
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@Romulox28 posted...
*listens to 15 minute aggressive song with two people screaming lyrics about graphic violence *

Wow, nothing seems off here! Better listen to this with headphones all day!

Not every metal song is about graphic violence. And not every metal song is aggressive. There are like a billion different sub genres, dude
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Romulox28
12/14/17 11:26:07 PM
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GOATSLAYER posted...
@Romulox28 posted...
*listens to 15 minute aggressive song with two people screaming lyrics about graphic violence *

Wow, nothing seems off here! Better listen to this with headphones all day!

Not every metal song is about graphic violence. And not every metal song is aggressive. There are like a billion different sub genres, dude

Oh Im sorry, I forgot there is also metal about satanism too
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GOATSLAYER
12/14/17 11:26:49 PM
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Romulox28 posted...
GOATSLAYER posted...
@Romulox28 posted...
*listens to 15 minute aggressive song with two people screaming lyrics about graphic violence *

Wow, nothing seems off here! Better listen to this with headphones all day!

Not every metal song is about graphic violence. And not every metal song is aggressive. There are like a billion different sub genres, dude

Oh Im sorry, I forgot there is also metal about satanism too

No
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hyperpsycho
12/14/17 11:26:53 PM
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I only listen to trap rap and The Smiths.
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Romulox28
12/14/17 11:27:36 PM
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GOATSLAYER posted...
Romulox28 posted...
GOATSLAYER posted...
@Romulox28 posted...
*listens to 15 minute aggressive song with two people screaming lyrics about graphic violence *

Wow, nothing seems off here! Better listen to this with headphones all day!

Not every metal song is about graphic violence. And not every metal song is aggressive. There are like a billion different sub genres, dude

Oh Im sorry, I forgot there is also metal about satanism too

No

So satanic metal is just a myth
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GOATSLAYER
12/14/17 11:28:39 PM
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Romulox28 posted...
GOATSLAYER posted...
Romulox28 posted...
GOATSLAYER posted...
@Romulox28 posted...
*listens to 15 minute aggressive song with two people screaming lyrics about graphic violence *

Wow, nothing seems off here! Better listen to this with headphones all day!

Not every metal song is about graphic violence. And not every metal song is aggressive. There are like a billion different sub genres, dude

Oh Im sorry, I forgot there is also metal about satanism too

No

So satanic metal is just a myth

No, I meant that wasn't what I was talking about. But you don't really care so I guess there's no point in talking about this lol
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hyperpsycho
12/14/17 11:29:24 PM
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Ain't gonna take that shit from a guy named GOATSLAYER
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TheVipaGTS
12/14/17 11:29:56 PM
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agreed. Metal is ass.
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Cookie Bag
12/14/17 11:30:25 PM
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boxington
12/14/17 11:30:42 PM
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as a maladjusted satanist, I don't listen to metal
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Dash_Harber
12/14/17 11:30:44 PM
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Romulox28 posted...
GOATSLAYER posted...
Romulox28 posted...
GOATSLAYER posted...
@Romulox28 posted...
*listens to 15 minute aggressive song with two people screaming lyrics about graphic violence *

Wow, nothing seems off here! Better listen to this with headphones all day!

Not every metal song is about graphic violence. And not every metal song is aggressive. There are like a billion different sub genres, dude

Oh Im sorry, I forgot there is also metal about satanism too

No

So satanic metal is just a myth

Let's be realistic; it's actually a rather obscure sub-genre that focuses on legitimate Satanism. What people label Satanic is mostly either;
- Old metal that used religious imagery to shock.
- Metal that uses Satanism as a metaphor for their stance against organized religion.
- Pagan metal that has literally nothing at all to do with Satan, but instead sings about ancient pre-Christian gods and myths.
Hell, one of the most often quoted songs supposedly about Satanism (Iron Maiden - Number of the Beast) is actually staunchly against it, and the lyrics play out like a whole sermon on why Satanism sucks.
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Damn_Underscore
12/14/17 11:31:10 PM
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hair metal is good
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foreveraIone
12/14/17 11:32:06 PM
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I completely hate metal.

well aside from iron maiden
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chill02
12/14/17 11:35:55 PM
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rawr rawr rawr satan rawr rawr wra blood
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wackyteen
12/14/17 11:37:02 PM
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chill02 posted...
rawr rawr rawr satan rawr rawr wra blood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJkMrl4AG8w

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Feline_Heart
12/14/17 11:38:38 PM
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This video will teach you what metal is all about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1Gtxz9EINY

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drunkmuggle
12/15/17 12:20:54 AM
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MakoReizei posted...
I like power metal. It's like if metal was actual music

Hahahahahaha

makes sense you have an anime weeb username too, classic power metal fan
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wackyteen
12/15/17 12:22:20 AM
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drunkmuggle posted...
MakoReizei posted...
I like power metal. It's like if metal was actual music

Hahahahahaha

makes sense you have an anime weeb username too, classic power metal fan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AfNOKQdY-U

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drunkmuggle
12/15/17 12:24:52 AM
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"oh boy let me sing about dragons and elves and high fantasy (isekai) for 5-10 minutes in each song really high pitched"
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wackyteen
12/15/17 12:26:31 AM
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drunkmuggle posted...
"oh boy let me sing about dragons and elves and high fantasy (isekai) for 5-10 minutes in each song really high pitched"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EykYkbWmG5c

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Romulox28
12/15/17 9:24:30 AM
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drunkmuggle posted...
"oh boy let me sing about dragons and elves and high fantasy (isekai) for 5-10 minutes in each song really high pitched"

not all metal is about dragons and elves, some is about worshipping satan or describing graphic violence
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Electrokinesis
12/15/17 9:27:25 AM
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It always feels like CE when theres a metal bashing topic happening. Please, tell me more about how this enormous genre of music is all the same.
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Hairy-man
12/15/17 9:28:28 AM
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In all seriousness, the new Morbid Angel album is good, albeit a shitty production job
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drunkmuggle
12/15/17 9:37:25 AM
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Hairy-man posted...
In all seriousness, the new Morbid Angel album is good, albeit a shitty production job

I haven't checked it out yet but wasn't there a huge dispute recently between the members and like trey's mom was defending him lol
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Romulox28
12/15/17 9:38:31 AM
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Electrokinesis posted...
It always feels like CE when theres a metal bashing topic happening. Please, tell me more about how this enormous genre of music is all the same.

Power Metal - music about nerdy shit
Thrash Metal - music about extreme violence
Prog Metal - music about nerdy shit
Death Metal - music about extreme violence / Satan
Black Metal - music about Satan
Doom Metal - music about Satan
Metalcore - music about violence & depression
etc etc etc
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drunkmuggle
12/15/17 9:40:12 AM
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Romulox28 posted...
Electrokinesis posted...
It always feels like CE when theres a metal bashing topic happening. Please, tell me more about how this enormous genre of music is all the same.

Power Metal - music about nerdy shit
Thrash Metal - music about extreme violence
Prog Metal - music about nerdy shit
Death Metal - music about extreme violence / Satan
Black Metal - music about Satan
Doom Metal - music about Satan
Metalcore - music about violence & depression
etc etc etc

How could you forget funeral doom and blackened death metal and neoclassical prog black metalcore? ?? ?
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Hairy-man
12/15/17 10:19:35 AM
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drunkmuggle posted...
Hairy-man posted...
In all seriousness, the new Morbid Angel album is good, albeit a shitty production job

I haven't checked it out yet but wasn't there a huge dispute recently between the members and like trey's mom was defending him lol


Huh? Im gonna have to research this. I can picture Trey still living in his moms basement
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CelestialVoices
12/15/17 10:22:16 AM
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all metal i sjust like "rawr rawr hail satan" XD
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FigureOfSpeech
12/15/17 10:22:57 AM
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I don't hate metal. I wouldn't go out of my way to listen to it, but I don't mind it. Not a fan of the lyrics being all incoherent screaming though. What's the point of having lyrics if literally no one understands what the fuck you're saying?
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trappedunderice
12/15/17 10:25:44 AM
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Metal music is straight garbage I agree.
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Hairy-man
12/15/17 10:26:16 AM
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FigureOfSpeech posted...
I don't hate metal. I wouldn't go out of my way to listen to it, but I don't mind it. Not a fan of the lyrics being all incoherent screaming though. What's the point of having lyrics if literally no one understands what the fuck you're saying?


Lots of metal genres dont have screaming or growling.

Plus, the ones that do, just have to have a descriptive song title. Then I can mash my own satanic lyrics in
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synth_real
12/15/17 10:37:20 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMorAdnCixg

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wackyteen
12/15/17 10:54:59 AM
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FigureOfSpeech posted...
I don't hate metal. I wouldn't go out of my way to listen to it, but I don't mind it. Not a fan of the lyrics being all incoherent screaming though. What's the point of having lyrics if literally no one understands what the fuck you're saying?

I hate clean vocals mixed in with incoherent vocals

It sounds stupid fucking lame
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Kaname_Madoka
12/15/17 10:58:44 AM
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"Rawr XD I love Satan~~~!"
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stoltenberg11
12/16/17 10:34:40 AM
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yeesh what a bad topic
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weapon_d00d816
12/16/17 10:45:52 AM
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Romulox28 posted...
Electrokinesis posted...
It always feels like CE when theres a metal bashing topic happening. Please, tell me more about how this enormous genre of music is all the same.

Power Metal - music about nerdy shit
Thrash Metal - music about extreme violence
Prog Metal - music about nerdy shit
Death Metal - music about extreme violence / Satan
Black Metal - music about Satan
Doom Metal - music about Satan
Metalcore - music about violence & depression
etc etc etc

Death metal is rarely about Satan and Doom metal almost never is...
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drunkmuggle
12/16/17 11:38:52 AM
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stoltenberg11 posted...
I can't state anything opposing the topic title's claim so I'm just going to call it a bad topic as I have nothing of worth to say

Lol
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Pancake
12/16/17 11:42:12 AM
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metal is like every genre so far for me, the more i listen to it the more it grows on me. except for djent.
this is generally proxy listening, admittedly. i know some metalheads.
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