Current Events > Scenario: You're at a bar and you see two hot girls.

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Pepys Monster 12/13/17 11:36:28 PM #1:	You came alone. You want to bring one of the hot girls home. What's your strategy? --- gr8 b8 m8 <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:892181101] in Scenario: ... [t:76096935]...</cite> <quote>You came alone. You want to bring one of the hot girls home. What's your strategy?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spidey5 12/13/17 11:37:12 PM #2:	Whip it out. 2 of them means it's like 50-50 chance to succeed I think. --- http://youtu.be/fAKkw71ff3U http://youtu.be/YR_Mum_EJoE http://youtu.be/q9qX5px2RHg http://youtu.be/PJ-ze4skX2c <cite>Spidey5 posted [p:892181142] in Scenario: ... [t:76096935]...</cite> <quote>Whip it out. 2 of them means it's like 50-50 chance to succeed I think.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 12/13/17 11:37:34 PM #3:	i can't quite remember the order of operations, but i think I'm supposed to buy them a drink and then insult them. <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:892181159] in Scenario: ... [t:76096935]...</cite> <quote>i can't quite remember the order of operations, but i think I'm supposed to buy them a drink and then insult them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sleeping_Forest 12/13/17 11:37:49 PM #4:	I challenge them to a Pokmon battle. --- Tonight is the night when the hunter will be hunted. This is the Sleeping Forest. <cite>Sleeping_Forest posted [p:892181177] in Scenario: ... [t:76096935]...</cite> <quote>I challenge them to a Pokmon battle.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scotty_Rogers 12/13/17 11:38:37 PM #5:	Breakdance in front of them. --- My waifus Caulifla, Kale and Kefla from Dragon Ball Super and I drawn by da GOAT @MoistenedYouth: https://imgur.com/a/TYhlg <cite>Scotty_Rogers posted [p:892181208] in Scenario: ... [t:76096935]...</cite> <quote>Breakdance in front of them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Talks 12/13/17 11:43:09 PM #6:	Ask them if they've ever played Atelier and offer to let them try on my Vita. --- http://i.imgur.com/gBllw.jpg <cite>Talks posted [p:892181386] in Scenario: ... [t:76096935]...</cite> <quote>Ask them if they've ever played Atelier and offer to let them try on my Vita.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ubermensch 12/13/17 11:43:42 PM #7:	Spidey5 posted... Whip it out. 2 of them means it's like 50-50 chance to succeed I think. 75% actually --- RIP Hey, Steelers, Steelersfor7, Sex-Machine, riddlemannn, zeldasbooty, lobotomized, youdothat, futreo2, HeysRevenge, NotHey, and supersexy. They were great. <cite>Ubermensch posted [p:892181410] in Scenario: ... [t:76096935]...</cite> <quote><cite>Spidey5 posted...</cite> <quote>Whip it out. 2 of them means it's like 50-50 chance to succeed I think.</quote> 75% actually</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1 12/13/17 11:44:09 PM #8:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtU5Ow61dxk --- Hani, I'm Home! http://i.imgur.com/21xjEVM.gif <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:892181435] in Scenario: ... [t:76096935]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtU5Ow61dxk</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masticatingman 12/13/17 11:45:38 PM #9:	Saunter over to a jukebox and stare incessantly --- I am I - you are you. These are irrefutable truths. Possibly. <cite>masticatingman posted [p:892181489] in Scenario: ... [t:76096935]...</cite> <quote>Saunter over to a jukebox and stare incessantly</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gna647 12/13/17 11:47:36 PM #10:	take them both home --- http://i.imgur.com/iMaDK.jpg http://i.imgur.com/e9OCH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/RnA9A.gif http://i.imgur.com/LvJeR.png <cite>gna647 posted [p:892181570] in Scenario: ... [t:76096935]...</cite> <quote>take them both home</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
marthsheretoo 12/13/17 11:48:37 PM #11:	Walk up, make conversation. Favor the less atttractive of the two the whole evening. Gets the more attractive one pissed and ready to prove herself as most desirable. --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro <cite>marthsheretoo posted [p:892181618] in Scenario: ... [t:76096935]...</cite> <quote>Walk up, make conversation. Favor the less atttractive of the two the whole evening. Gets the more attractive one pissed and ready to prove herself as most desirable.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DougieJones 12/13/17 11:48:58 PM #12:	<cite>DougieJones posted [p:892181632] in Scenario: ... [t:76096935]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Patchwork 12/13/17 11:50:20 PM #13:	Spidey5 posted... Whip it out. 2 of them means it's like 50-50 chance to succeed I think. Hey, look, sexual assault. --- The mind is its own place, and in itself Can make a heav'n of hell, a hell of heav'n. <cite>Patchwork posted [p:892181679] in Scenario: ... [t:76096935]...</cite> <quote><cite>Spidey5 posted...</cite> <quote>Whip it out. 2 of them means it's like 50-50 chance to succeed I think.</quote> Hey, look, sexual assault.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spidey5 12/13/17 11:57:45 PM #14:	Patchwork posted... Spidey5 posted... Whip it out. 2 of them means it's like 50-50 chance to succeed I think. Hey, look, sexual assault. What's good, snowflake. --- http://i.imgur.com/YhznfTN.png http://i.imgur.com/oqyAmvf.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Skca8s8.jpg http://i.imgur.com/rFpqkLQ.jpg <cite>Spidey5 posted [p:892181999] in Scenario: ... [t:76096935]...</cite> <quote><cite>Patchwork posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Spidey5 posted...</cite> <quote>Whip it out. 2 of them means it's like 50-50 chance to succeed I think.</quote> Hey, look, sexual assault.</quote> What's good, snowflake.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Patchwork 12/14/17 10:11:47 AM #16:	Spidey5 posted... Patchwork posted... Spidey5 posted... Whip it out. 2 of them means it's like 50-50 chance to succeed I think. Hey, look, sexual assault. What's good, snowflake. Not your shit gimmick. --- The mind is its own place, and in itself Can make a heav'n of hell, a hell of heav'n. <cite>Patchwork posted [p:892199077] in Scenario: ... [t:76096935]...</cite> <quote><cite>Spidey5 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Patchwork posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Spidey5 posted...</cite> <quote>Whip it out. 2 of them means it's like 50-50 chance to succeed I think.</quote> Hey, look, sexual assault.</quote> What's good, snowflake.</quote> Not your shit gimmick.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bluezero 12/14/17 10:17:48 AM #17:	I would assault the dance floor with my sick moves, after which the entire bar would be powerless to resist me. Take 40 people home and impregnate 3 of them. Repeat next weekend. --- http://i.imgur.com/VleHYd3.png http://steamsigmaker.de/std/_bluezero_.png <cite>bluezero posted [p:892199358] in Scenario: ... [t:76096935]...</cite> <quote>I would assault the dance floor with my sick moves, after which the entire bar would be powerless to resist me. Take 40 people home and impregnate 3 of them. Repeat next weekend.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HBKick18 12/14/17 10:30:45 AM #18:	I impress them with my surface level knowledge of the American Civil War --- Proud fan of the worst team in American professional sports history: the Chicago Cubs. <cite>HBKick18 posted [p:892199919] in Scenario: ... [t:76096935]...</cite> <quote>I impress them with my surface level knowledge of the American Civil War</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoopPotato 12/14/17 10:34:34 AM #19:	Start playing darts and hope they notice me. If they don't, I'll start throwing the darts closer and closer to them until I get one close enough and have to walk over and say something fun and clever like "oh, I'm sorry, it's been a while since I've thrown darts. Well, ever since the accident. Then, when they get all curious. We make out. Them I take the hot one home and smash. After coitus, I'll light up a cigarette and say" bullseye". --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif <cite>PoopPotato posted [p:892200084] in Scenario: ... [t:76096935]...</cite> <quote>Start playing darts and hope they notice me. If they don't, I'll start throwing the darts closer and closer to them until I get one close enough and have to walk over and say something fun and clever like "oh, I'm sorry, it's been a while since I've thrown darts. Well, ever since the accident. Then, when they get all curious. We make out. Them I take the hot one home and smash. After coitus, I'll light up a cigarette and say" bullseye".</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wolf_J_Flywheel 12/14/17 10:39:10 AM #20:	Do your best Borat impression, if that fails go to Austin Powers. If THAT don't work then there's just something wrong with them. Best move on. --- Those who act like sheep, will be eaten by wolves http://i.imgur.com/n1L1yBu.jpg <cite>Wolf_J_Flywheel posted [p:892200273] in Scenario: ... [t:76096935]...</cite> <quote>Do your best Borat impression, if that fails go to Austin Powers. If THAT don't work then there's just something wrong with them. Best move on.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spidey5 12/14/17 1:00:37 PM #21:	Patchwork posted... Spidey5 posted... Patchwork posted... Spidey5 posted... Whip it out. 2 of them means it's like 50-50 chance to succeed I think. Hey, look, sexual assault. What's good, snowflake. Not your shit gimmick. Whips it out --- http://i.imgur.com/1oeXfT5.jpg http://i.imgur.com/7Gz4nMf.gif http://i.imgur.com/AGfm0hQ.png http://i.imgur.com/MxRBcYF.gif http://i.imgur.com/kjg7AIv.jpg <cite>Spidey5 posted [p:892207725] in Scenario: ... [t:76096935]...</cite> <quote><cite>Patchwork posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Spidey5 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Patchwork posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Spidey5 posted...</cite> <quote>Whip it out. 2 of them means it's like 50-50 chance to succeed I think.</quote> Hey, look, sexual assault.</quote> What's good, snowflake.</quote> Not your shit gimmick.</quote> Whips it out</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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