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UnfairRepresent
12/11/17 8:34:05 AM
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For those who don't know holodecks are a plot device created in Star Trek where the computer can make holographic realities of everyone and everything you can think of.

Then they go on adventures in ancient Rome, Cowboy times, private eye fantasies etc.

RjeIefy

So if you now had one in your home, what would you do?
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pegusus123456
12/11/17 8:35:26 AM
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Dismantle it because the odds are 100% that it will malfunction, the safeties will go offline, and it will kill me.
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UnfairRepresent
12/11/17 8:38:03 AM
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Any intelligent users want to post?
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pegusus123456
12/11/17 8:39:45 AM
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If you only want intelligent users to post in your topics, isn't the premise inherently flawed since you have to be post #1?
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DuneMan
12/11/17 8:41:04 AM
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Run smut programs like Quark did on Deep Space Nine. The first use for a new technology is usually porn. :P
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50Blessings
12/11/17 8:41:28 AM
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Only use it to fuck hot super models and hope the safeties never go off and I have some sort of holo-baby
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UnfairRepresent
12/11/17 8:48:02 AM
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50Blessings posted...
Only use it to fuck hot super models and hope the safeties never go off and I have some sort of holo-baby

Gives a new meaning to the term "Safeties"
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WilliamPorygon
12/11/17 8:54:48 AM
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DuneMan posted...
Run smut programs like Quark did on Deep Space Nine. The first use for a new technology is usually porn. :P

This, obviously. I mean, what the hell other use would it have? Racquetball with phasers instead of racquets and a flying disc instead of a ball??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9D2Z93LnN8

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Oshawottownage
12/11/17 8:55:16 AM
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Porn/sex fantasies.

Also for having pet Pokmon.
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RE_expert44
12/11/17 8:56:24 AM
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Live in shreks swamp and go on shrekventures
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JlM
12/11/17 9:15:39 AM
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Probably try to get me kind of impant :/

Edit : Oops, read it as "Hollow Dick"
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Trigg3rH4ppy
12/11/17 9:19:37 AM
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Probably use it to fight and do ancient war simulations. That would be badass. It'd be cool to train with a sword and shield then fight in a LoTR style battle without actually killing anyone
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bluezero
12/11/17 9:30:43 AM
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Marmitecashews
12/11/17 9:38:09 AM
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I would use it to play computer games and watch TV.
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Leight_Weight
12/11/17 9:39:37 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
If you only want intelligent users to post in your topics, isn't the premise inherently flawed since you have to be post #1?

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DuneMan
12/11/17 9:40:23 AM
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Asherlee10 posted...
I'd probably spend most of my time in RPG settings like in Tamriel

To be fair, if the holodeck was in my home for my own use I could see getting lost in a place like Tamriel. It would even be lore friendly in a way, as being aware of the program means you've achieved CHIM.
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Amazon_Shampoo
12/11/17 9:50:11 AM
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I would be boring and mostly use it to play out conversations that I am worried about having in advance so I can better prepare myself for them.
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Kanaya413
12/11/17 9:54:29 AM
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Fuck my husbando every single day and night
pegusus123456 posted...
Dismantle it because the odds are 100% that it will malfunction, the safeties will go offline, and it will kill me.

That's fine with me
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UnfairRepresent
12/11/17 10:16:07 AM
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Asherlee10 posted...
DuneMan posted...
Asherlee10 posted...
I'd probably spend most of my time in RPG settings like in Tamriel

To be fair, if the holodeck was in my home for my own use I could see getting lost in a place like Tamriel. It would even be lore friendly in a way, as being aware of the program means you've achieved CHIM.


Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'd just live in my holodeck.

I don't know.

I think it would get old fast and the fact it's fake would wear on you.

Kinda like that Casino where you always win Twilight Zone thing
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DuneMan
12/11/17 10:25:14 AM
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Until it gets old though I can see spending most of a year going to diverse places: swimming in the Great Barrier Reef, climbing Everest without losing my toes, participating in a Formula One race, that sort of thing.
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dave_is_slick
12/11/17 10:41:51 AM
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Definitely live out my fetish since it's firmly in the realm of fantasy.
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UnfairRepresent
12/11/17 10:49:31 AM
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Asherlee10 posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Asherlee10 posted...
DuneMan posted...
Asherlee10 posted...
I'd probably spend most of my time in RPG settings like in Tamriel

To be fair, if the holodeck was in my home for my own use I could see getting lost in a place like Tamriel. It would even be lore friendly in a way, as being aware of the program means you've achieved CHIM.


Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'd just live in my holodeck.

I don't know.

I think it would get old fast and the fact it's fake would wear on you.

Kinda like that Casino where you always win Twilight Zone thing


Maybe, it depends on how realistic it is of course. Is it like Ready Player One?

It's like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7pPedBtbvk

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KILBOTz
12/11/17 10:58:53 AM
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UnfairRepresent
12/11/17 1:58:10 PM
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Lol he marked me
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PotHeadDog
12/11/17 2:30:10 PM
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Sex Fantasies
Putting myself into movies/tv shows
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UnfairRepresent
12/12/17 2:18:56 PM
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Marmitecashews posted...
I would use it to play computer games and watch TV.

So what you do anyway?
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UnfairRepresent
12/13/17 3:39:48 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
DuneMan posted...
Run smut programs like Quark did on Deep Space Nine. The first use for a new technology is usually porn. :P

This, obviously. I mean, what the hell other use would it have? Racquetball with phasers instead of racquets and a flying disc instead of a ball??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9D2Z93LnN8

7 is such a crap character
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pegusus123456
12/13/17 5:01:06 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
7 is such a crap character

There's no need to be jealous just because she grasped the fundamentals of humanity a little faster than you.
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Marmitecashews
12/13/17 5:17:36 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Marmitecashews posted...
I would use it to play computer games and watch TV.

So what you do anyway?

Yes, but I could be surrounded by the environment from the show/game, while I watch/play.
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