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Anony1125
12/06/17 8:49:44 AM
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Are you proud of me, CE?
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SkittyOnWailord
12/06/17 8:50:25 AM
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No.
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haloiscoolisbak
12/06/17 8:51:19 AM
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dont count your chickens before they hatch TC
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dgb909
12/06/17 8:52:58 AM
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Whos the lucky guy
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Anony1125
12/06/17 9:02:13 AM
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You guys could show a little more enthusiasm. It's a big moment for me. She's picking me up within 8 hours.
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GODTIER
12/06/17 9:02:51 AM
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haloiscoolisbak posted...
dont count your chickens before they hatch TC

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rhklce
12/06/17 9:03:49 AM
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Anony1125 posted...
She's picking me up within 8 hours.


She must be really strong
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teepan95
12/06/17 9:04:09 AM
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haloiscoolisbak posted...
dont count your chickens before they hatch TC

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TheCyborgNinja
12/06/17 9:04:19 AM
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rhklce posted...
Anony1125 posted...
She's picking me up within 8 hours.


She must be really strong

Death by snu snu.
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Veggeta X
12/06/17 9:04:46 AM
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Don't worry TC these guys are just jello of you.
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Anony1125
12/06/17 9:06:53 AM
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I think it's safe to count my chickens. She seems to want it as much as I do, somehow. I don't see any way I could screw this up.
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teepan95
12/06/17 9:08:04 AM
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Anony1125 posted...
I don't see any way I could screw this up.

Famous last words bro.

That said, good luck!
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Antifar
12/06/17 9:08:28 AM
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Anony1125 posted...
I think it's safe to count my chickens. She seems to want it as much as I do, somehow. I don't see any way I could screw this up.

This is the part where the sitcom cuts to the next day, and TC is saying "I can't believe I screwed this up."
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Jiggy101011
12/06/17 9:08:44 AM
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Anony1125 posted...
I think it's safe to count my chickens. She seems to want it as much as I do, somehow. I don't see any way I could screw this up.


You could get so nervous that you stay limp. Good luck!
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TheCyborgNinja
12/06/17 9:09:02 AM
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Anony1125 posted...
I think it's safe to count my chickens. She seems to want it as much as I do, somehow. I don't see any way I could screw this up.

You could fall ill and poo. Thats one way.

But honestly, its a relief to just get it over with. Youll never be the same. Sex is overrated until you have it a bunch of times. Its still good, but the pressure is just off then.
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Caution998
12/06/17 9:09:19 AM
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Anony1125 posted...
I think it's safe to count my chickens. She seems to want it as much as I do, somehow. I don't see any way I could screw this up.


I mean, you could freeze up and be unable to perform...that's the worst case scenario.
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GODTIER
12/06/17 9:09:47 AM
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Anony1125 posted...
I think it's safe to count my chickens. She seems to want it as much as I do, somehow. I don't see any way I could screw this up.


Emotions.

Shit is easy to say over text messaging. Women can smell weakness and it doesn't turn them on

Just kiss her on the cheek at some point. Start making out with her and then go from there.
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dgb909
12/06/17 9:12:41 AM
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Tc make sure you whack off at least 3 times before tonight or youll only last like a minute
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haloiscoolisbak
12/06/17 9:13:48 AM
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GODTIER posted...
Anony1125 posted...
I think it's safe to count my chickens. She seems to want it as much as I do, somehow. I don't see any way I could screw this up.


Emotions.

Shit is easy to say over text messaging. Women can smell weakness and it doesn't turn them on

Just kiss her on the cheek at some point. Start making out with her and then go from there.


yeah i was just thinking more stage fright boner. but the fear being a turn off is very true. not just for her either, if you feel awkward and nervous you're not really gonna be in the mood
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Caution998
12/06/17 9:13:56 AM
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dgb909 posted...
Tc make sure you whack off at least 3 times before tonight or youll only last like a minute


Ehh don't listen to this. I mean, it could be true...but my first time I never got off at all....she was pretty satisfied though >_>
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TheCyborgNinja
12/06/17 9:15:07 AM
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haloiscoolisbak posted...
GODTIER posted...
Anony1125 posted...
I think it's safe to count my chickens. She seems to want it as much as I do, somehow. I don't see any way I could screw this up.


Emotions.

Shit is easy to say over text messaging. Women can smell weakness and it doesn't turn them on

Just kiss her on the cheek at some point. Start making out with her and then go from there.


yeah i was just thinking more stage fright boner. but the fear being a turn off is very true. not just for her either, if you feel awkward and nervous you're not really gonna be in the mood

I think that part hinges on how well they know each other. If theyre almost strangers, then maybe, but otherwise its probably fine.
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Anony1125
12/06/17 9:18:26 AM
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I think I'm safe. She stopped by to say good night last night and it ended up taking about 45 minutes. We all but had sex and she said she was "putty in my hands". The only thing I'm really nervous about is trying to make sure it's not all about me. From what I understand it can be a little unsatisfying for the partner, and I want to rock her world.
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GODTIER
12/06/17 9:22:39 AM
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Anony1125 posted...
I think I'm safe. She stopped by to say good night last night and it ended up taking about 45 minutes. We all but had sex and she said she was "putty in my hands". The only thing I'm really nervous about is trying to make sure it's not all about me. From what I understand it can be a little unsatisfying for the partner, and I want to rock her world.


Well you had better find the clitoris quickly then
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TheCyborgNinja
12/06/17 9:24:30 AM
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Send her this:

KuEQ7ds
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Anony1125
12/06/17 9:29:45 AM
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GODTIER posted...
Anony1125 posted...
I think I'm safe. She stopped by to say good night last night and it ended up taking about 45 minutes. We all but had sex and she said she was "putty in my hands". The only thing I'm really nervous about is trying to make sure it's not all about me. From what I understand it can be a little unsatisfying for the partner, and I want to rock her world.


Well you had better find the clitoris quickly then


Oh, I think I'm going to have plenty of time. She said that there's no time limit and that she's 'all mine' tonight. I'm planning on starting off by giving her a massage, and I'm going to go slow and savor it. I'm going to be restrained and in control, not over-eager.
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TheCyborgNinja
12/06/17 9:31:46 AM
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Anony1125 posted...
GODTIER posted...
Anony1125 posted...
I think I'm safe. She stopped by to say good night last night and it ended up taking about 45 minutes. We all but had sex and she said she was "putty in my hands". The only thing I'm really nervous about is trying to make sure it's not all about me. From what I understand it can be a little unsatisfying for the partner, and I want to rock her world.


Well you had better find the clitoris quickly then


Oh, I think I'm going to have plenty of time. She said that there's no time limit and that she's 'all mine' tonight. I'm planning on starting off by giving her a massage, and I'm going to go slow and savor it. I'm going to be restrained and in control, not over-eager.

Jerk off a few hours before. Just in case. Sometimes too much foreplay can backfire.
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KogaSteelfang
12/06/17 9:33:28 AM
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Congrats tc.
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blablablax17
12/06/17 9:37:55 AM
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Don't stick it in the wrong hole.
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Anony1125
12/06/17 9:38:56 AM
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TheCyborgNinja posted...
Jerk off a few hours before. Just in case. Sometimes too much foreplay can backfire.


Sorry if it's a dumb question, but even if that is a problem can't I just go for round two?
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TheCyborgNinja
12/06/17 9:38:59 AM
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blablablax17 posted...
Don't stick it in the wrong hole.

My friends ex considered that the right hole. She told him it was to avoid pregnancy, but later admitted it was just her favourite.
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rhklce
12/06/17 9:42:33 AM
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blablablax17 posted...
Don't stick it in the wrong hole.


What is the wrong hole? Her ear? Nose?
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Kaiganeer
12/06/17 9:43:35 AM
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use a condom
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haloiscoolisbak
12/06/17 9:50:51 AM
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id say jerk off 12 hours before lol not just a few. for me anyway i cant really get it up as much if ive masturbated a few hours earlier. i guess it all depends tho. how old are you TC
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Anony1125
12/06/17 9:52:52 AM
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I'm 28. Timer's down to 7 more hours.
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dgb909
12/06/17 9:57:30 AM
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Honestly you wanna whack it at least twice before or shes gonna be gutted
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haloiscoolisbak
12/06/17 10:04:07 AM
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Anony1125 posted...
I'm 28. Timer's down to 7 more hours.


Hmm, older than I expected but good on you for getting into this position. Like i'm sure it wasn't easy for you. Just dont overthink it i suppose and be honest with her
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haloiscoolisbak
12/06/17 10:05:46 AM
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dgb909 posted...
Honestly you wanna whack it at least twice before or shes gonna be gutted


i lasted ages the first time because my mind was racing on so many issues(is she enjoying this, am i doing good) that i couldnt really enjoy it myself. so i dont think its true that everyone just nuts within 15 seconds their first time around. it all depends on the person
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rhklce
12/06/17 10:07:10 AM
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haloiscoolisbak posted...
good on you for getting into this position


Apparently thats later tonight
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pizz
12/06/17 10:07:59 AM
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Let her see this topic before you sleep with her.
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Anony1125
12/06/17 10:08:24 AM
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I last deeded Monday afternoon. I wanted to save it up a little so that I can be as turned-on as possible so that I enjoy it more. Maybe that will end up being a mistake, but I'm committed now.
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haloiscoolisbak
12/06/17 10:10:07 AM
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yeah go for it dude. at least you're getting it over with. if it doesnt go according to plan just explain afterwards you havent been with many people. i seriously doubt she'l be mean about it
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Anony1125
12/06/17 10:10:40 AM
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haloiscoolisbak posted...
Anony1125 posted...
I'm 28. Timer's down to 7 more hours.


Hmm, older than I expected but good on you for getting into this position. Like i'm sure it wasn't easy for you. Just dont overthink it i suppose and be honest with her


Oh, she's well aware that she'll be my first. She was my first kiss too, a week ago yesterday. She says she lost her v at 11 on a dare and has always regretted it. She wants to make it special for me.
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haloiscoolisbak
12/06/17 10:12:54 AM
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Anony1125 posted...
haloiscoolisbak posted...
Anony1125 posted...
I'm 28. Timer's down to 7 more hours.


Hmm, older than I expected but good on you for getting into this position. Like i'm sure it wasn't easy for you. Just dont overthink it i suppose and be honest with her


Oh, she's well aware that she'll be my first. She was my first kiss too, a week ago yesterday. She says she lost her v at 11 on a dare and has always regretted it. She wants to make it special for me.


jeez talk about polar opposites haha. sounds like itl be a chill environment and shel probably be happy to teach you a few things. have fun dude
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NeoShadowhen
12/06/17 10:14:44 AM
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I'm confused about how such a thing comes about. She somehow learned you've never gotten laid and was like, hey I'll pop your cherry.

Also, why is she picking you up? Where are you going? This whole thing stinks. I hope you've known this person for a while.
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Third_Eye
12/06/17 10:15:35 AM
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pizz posted...
Let her see this topic before you sleep with her.
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haloiscoolisbak
12/06/17 10:16:10 AM
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NeoShadowhen posted...
I'm confused about how such a thing comes about. She somehow learned you've never gotten laid and was like, hey I'll pop your cherry.

Also, why is she picking you up? Where are you going? This whole thing stinks. I hope you've known this person for a while.


we have no idea how close they are lol. friends can talk about anything. its not unreasonable that shes a good person. a girl losing her virginity at 11 can turn them into a weird person but who knows maybe she's completely normal.
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Anony1125
12/06/17 10:24:32 AM
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NeoShadowhen posted...
I'm confused about how such a thing comes about. She somehow learned you've never gotten laid and was like, hey I'll pop your cherry.

Also, why is she picking you up? Where are you going? This whole thing stinks. I hope you've known this person for a while.


She started working alongside me a couple months ago, and expressed some interest in me almost immediately. I was nervous and insecure about it so I told her I was a turbovirgin to try to turn her off, but for some bizarre reason she seems extremely attracted to me. She's taking me out on our 4th date, ostensibly to go bowling. Listening to her talk about what she wants to do to me, I think bowling will be a small part of it.
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haloiscoolisbak
12/06/17 10:26:47 AM
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told her you were a turbovirgin lol. surprised that actually worked. in reality was it more like you just hinted you hadnt been with many people. or did you really say you were a kissless virgin
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treewojima
12/06/17 10:31:04 AM
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Good shit. Sounds like she's really into you. Since she knows you're inexperienced, just relax and let it happen. She may even be excited to take initiative and teach you a thing or two.
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Anony1125
12/06/17 10:31:41 AM
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I directly told her I was an awkward kissless virgin and that I thought we'd make better friends than lovers. Somehow it ... didn't seem to faze her much. She just suggested that maybe she'd like to do some experimenting with me. It's all pretty heady stuff, because I've never had someone find me attractive before.
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