Poll of the Day > This just sounds wrong

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"Steam engines can be turned into generators."
Sometimes, I don't know if Granny has been watching my brother's show with him or if what she says is completely random. I suspect the former though and this is coming from a lady who just finished getting over being electrocuted by not unplugging a lamp. Hopefully, she doesn't go completely crazy though.
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Actually, you are incorrect, and she is right. All you need is a steam engine, a generator, and some way to connect them.
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Thats what I said. She then tried to put a fork into the toaster(Audrey stopped her). I think its time to put her into care, because otherwise the apartment might be on fire 1 of these days.
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Know how nuclear powerplants generates electricity?
Steam engines.
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Who is Audrey and why does she hate science?

I say host a debate between Audrey and Grandma.

DiduXD posted...

Thats what I said. She then tried to put a fork into the toaster(Audrey stopped her). I think its time to put her into care, because otherwise the apartment might be on fire 1 of these days.

You could childproof your entire house.
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@Yellow
Audrey's my youngest sister and what do you think would happen if Audrey decided to not stop her?
OK, this exchange was just strange:
Me: Granny, why are you knitting on the balcony? I'm pretty sure its not safe out here right now(its 1:15 AM in my timezone).
Granny: You behave or you'll get turned into a generator.
Me: I'm pretty sure that'd end badly, Granny.
Granny: I'm going to bed. Wake me when your brother starts his show.
OK, that was an odd conservation for both of us. Definitely considering signing her up for an advanced knitting class.
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Not as goofy as her supposedly sticking a knife in a toaster.
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