Poll of the Day > I just had the biggest turd of my life.

(+) Yeah! (+)

And it clogged the toilet. In hindsight, I probably should have expected this and tried to break it apart with the plunger before flushing. :/

The thing was over a foot long and at least an inch wide. I don't know how I managed to pass it so easily. I should have got a picture for you guys.

Anyways, I got the toilet working again.

Completely unrelated, but I also lost a pound and a half.
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This is an ICOYAR topic but I don't care because that's an impressive shit.

I used to love taking shits like that, a day after a big meal and you take a dump so big you feel like a new man. Then having the toilet clog because it is so massive, it is like a badge of honor.

Now that I am eating the meals of a regular 130lb man I am lucky if I get 4 or 5 small nuggets every 2 - 3 days.
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SkynyrdRocker posted...

This is an ICOYAR topic

Yeah, I feel a little bad about that. But at least I made it obvious in the title so people can avoid it easily enough.
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Wow

that's about 3 couric
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