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apolloooo
12/04/17 2:22:45 AM
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They are truly the mark of an advanced civilization
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MabusIncarnate
12/04/17 2:24:20 AM
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I have no idea at all. I've started bringing a super soaker watergun everywhere I go so if I need to shit in public I can feel clean when i'm done.
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apolloooo
12/04/17 2:25:26 AM
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I cant imagine cleaning my butt with dry toilet paper ugh.
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CarlGrimes
12/04/17 2:28:08 AM
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Because unless those things have high pressure they are not really doing a better job that a few wipes of TP will do.
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MabusIncarnate
12/04/17 2:28:44 AM
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CarlGrimes posted...
Because unless those things have high pressure they are not really doing a better job that a few wipes of TP will do.

Opinion of a man who has never used a bidet
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CarlGrimes
12/04/17 2:30:17 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
CarlGrimes posted...
Because unless those things have high pressure they are not really doing a better job that a few wipes of TP will do.

Opinion of a man who has never used a bidet

They have the water pressure of a drinking fountain. All that will do is leave you with a wet asshole.
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Rika_Furude
12/04/17 2:30:32 AM
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Nobody wants their anus hole sprayed
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gunplagirl
12/04/17 2:32:16 AM
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Americans are so uptight they won't have any effect

Also because it's an anti-homeless tactic. Can't have poor people washing themselves now, can we?
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Rika_Furude
12/04/17 2:32:58 AM
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Wtf kind of moron washes themselves with toilet water, homeless or not
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gunplagirl
12/04/17 2:38:36 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
Wtf kind of moron washes themselves with toilet water, homeless or not

Somebody here never played fallout
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Gamer99z
12/04/17 2:42:45 AM
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I imagine that it has to suck in the winter, taking a shot of cold water to the butthole. Unless they're electric or something.
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CarlGrimes
12/04/17 3:10:31 AM
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Gamer99z posted...
I imagine that it has to suck in the winter, taking a shot of cold water to the butthole. Unless they're electric or something.

Electricity and water don't really mix.
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shnangyboos
12/04/17 3:13:05 AM
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We can't even wipe our asses without other countries worrying about it.
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l0bcity
12/04/17 3:17:32 AM
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shnangyboos posted...
We can't even wipe our asses without other countries worrying about it.

Just proves how great America is
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Rika_Furude
12/04/17 3:18:16 AM
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ClockworkHare
12/04/17 3:26:03 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
Nobody wants their anus hole sprayed

Speak for yourself.

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