Poll of the Day > my cat broke my switch

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helIy
12/02/17 11:29:05 PM
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i set it on the table

and he purposefully knocked it off.

now the screen is a spiderweb
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SpaceBear_
12/02/17 11:29:33 PM
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Murder it
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WastelandCowboy
12/02/17 11:35:15 PM
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SpaceBear_ posted...
Murder it

That's a dumb and unwarranted escalation of action.

Cats push stuff off tables, counters, desks, etc. It's part of their nature as a cat.
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Doctor Foxx
12/02/17 11:36:04 PM
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pics please

i really need to see a spiderwebbed switch

rip in pieces nintendo
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Tardis2015
12/02/17 11:37:28 PM
#5:


helIy posted...
i set it on the table

and he purposefully knocked it off.

now the screen is a spiderweb
Give the cat a bath.
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Mead
12/02/17 11:46:22 PM
#6:


Bad kitty

Ground it from eating any more hard boiled egg off your pizza
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VeeVees
12/02/17 11:50:02 PM
#7:


He has appeased the cat god with this offering of the human's switch.
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SusanGreenEyes
12/03/17 12:35:14 AM
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Can the screen be replaced or do you need to buy a brand new Switch?
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Firewood18
12/03/17 1:13:18 AM
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Cats are notorious assholes. You should rethink your relationship with them. Next you'll be shelling out for its dinner every night and paying for doctors visits all the time.
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SilentSeph
12/03/17 2:02:40 AM
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Is your cat a Sony Pony/Xbot?
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Smiffwilm
12/03/17 2:05:39 AM
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helIy posted...
i set it on the table

and he purposefully knocked it off.

now the screen is a spiderweb


You mentioned it was a cat. Using the bolded word is redundant.
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Zikten
12/03/17 2:19:19 AM
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My cat shoved my cable box off a table. I was so sure it was gonna break but it seems to be fine
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Sarcasthma
12/03/17 2:38:55 AM
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Bully your cat and then tell him it was just a prank.
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do_ob_tpkillr
12/03/17 2:54:02 AM
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Discipline it by spanking it. Make sure it knows to never ever push any of your things off any place ever again.
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Krazy_Kirby
12/03/17 6:08:21 AM
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even cats know switches aren't worth it
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AllstarSniper32
12/03/17 6:11:22 AM
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helIy posted...
and he purposefully knocked it off.

Even your cat knows it's trash!
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jkdarlow
12/03/17 6:15:22 AM
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No screen protector ?
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The_Doge
12/03/17 6:16:39 AM
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Wow bad Cate time to replace with a Doge
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Mead
12/03/17 6:23:44 AM
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jkdarlow posted...
No screen protector ?


Would that really do much if the thing fell though?

I assumed those were more to just prevent scratches
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ferko420
12/03/17 6:47:22 AM
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Plastic screens don't spiderweb, try again....
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Mead
12/03/17 11:18:26 AM
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RedPixel
12/03/17 11:56:53 AM
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Lesson learned: cats suck. Sorry you learned the hard way
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SunWuKung420
12/03/17 11:58:12 AM
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This topic is a lie.
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helIy
12/03/17 2:10:32 PM
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ferko420 posted...
Plastic screens don't spiderweb, try again....

you... you do know that the screen itself isn't plastic, right?

the cover over the panel is plastic, the panel itself, not so much.
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nesrtkfan
12/03/17 2:24:15 PM
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VeeVees posted...
He has appeased the cat god with this offering of the human's switch.
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mastermix3000
12/03/17 2:40:37 PM
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ummm, pics?

otherwise congrats to your cat
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wwinterj25
12/03/17 2:44:36 PM
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Pics thx.
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