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ssj3vegeta 12/02/17 6:47:02 PM #1: |
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Turbam 12/02/17 6:50:26 PM #2: |
I wouldn't want that basic thot as my sex slave
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r4X0r 12/02/17 6:51:23 PM #3: |
Meh. I've let my wife punch me in the face on a few occasions here and there, when I especially deserved it.
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ThyCorndog 12/02/17 6:52:17 PM #4: |
that all she got?
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Sami1000 12/02/17 6:53:07 PM #5: |
Sure, if i can let her hit me where i want. I would lower my pants and underwear, stand on a chair and spread my legs and let my ball sack hang, would probably put some rubberband or something above my testicles so they wouldn't ascend and move my dick out of the way and tell her to swing as hard as she can.
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JRaasin 12/02/17 6:54:09 PM #6: |
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ssj3vegeta 12/02/17 6:55:37 PM #7: |
Yikes
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Twin3Turbo 12/02/17 7:01:55 PM #8: |
r4X0r posted...
Meh. I've let my wife punch me in the face on a few occasions here and there, when I especially deserved it. You shouldnt. Its literally domestic violence and i hope society hasnt brainwashed you into thinking that you might deserve being hit. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Offworlder1 12/02/17 7:52:28 PM #9: |
Nope, I do not own or want to own any slaves or any kind.
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NOM 12/02/17 7:53:41 PM #10: |
Sure, I can take a punch.
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AlisLandale 12/02/17 7:55:54 PM #11: |
Twin3Turbo posted...
r4X0r posted...Meh. I've let my wife punch me in the face on a few occasions here and there, when I especially deserved it. Dobby is a free elf! --- Currently Binging: Ghost in the Shell - Stand Alone Complex http://i.imgtc.com/YQId2Bz.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MakoReizei 12/02/17 7:57:01 PM #12: |
r4X0r posted...
Meh. I've let my wife punch me in the face on a few occasions here and there, when I especially deserved it. She's cheating on you most likely --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrResetti 12/02/17 7:59:54 PM #13: |
Sami1000 posted...
Sure, if i can let her hit me where i want. I would lower my pants and underwear, stand on a chair and spread my legs and let my ball sack hang, would probably put some rubberband or something above my testicles so they wouldn't ascend and move my dick out of the way and tell her to swing as hard as she can. Lol --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Xelltrix 12/02/17 8:00:43 PM #14: |
Sami1000 posted... wtf r4X0r posted... Meh. I've let my wife punch me in the face on a few occasions here and there, when I especially deserved it. wtf --- Reading this post may induce one or more of the following: Nausea / Butt-Hurt / Lulz / UM? Syndrome / Angst / Diarrhea ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thronedfire2 12/02/17 8:09:27 PM #15: |
I was drunk and let a female friend punch me in the face once
it wasn't too bad --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Seneca_Wallace_ 12/02/17 8:10:26 PM #16: |
what's the downside?
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JRaasin 12/03/17 1:03:52 AM #17: |
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Zodd3224 12/03/17 1:27:41 AM #19: |
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Muffinz0rz 12/03/17 1:30:00 AM #21: |
Sami1000 posted...
Sure, if i can let her hit me where i want. I would lower my pants and underwear, stand on a chair and spread my legs and let my ball sack hang, would probably put some rubberband or something above my testicles so they wouldn't ascend and move my dick out of the way and tell her to swing as hard as she can. --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) FantaCE Football Squad (7-5): https://i.imgur.com/MFjssIC.png (Updated Weekly) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PlsGodDontBanMe 12/03/17 1:33:16 AM #22: |
Sami1000 posted...
Sure, if i can let her hit me where i want. I would lower my pants and underwear, stand on a chair and spread my legs and let my ball sack hang, would probably put some rubberband or something above my testicles so they wouldn't ascend and move my dick out of the way and tell her to swing as hard as she can. https://imgur.com/a/nFEEG --- Paintballreturns:Jesus Christ Raptor you're a terrible Mod stop banning me because you're butthurt. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ToadallyAwesome 12/03/17 1:35:54 AM #23: |
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Letron_James 12/03/17 1:42:47 AM #24: |
Sami1000 posted...
Sure, if i can let her hit me where i want. I would lower my pants and underwear, stand on a chair and spread my legs and let my ball sack hang, would probably put some rubberband or something above my testicles so they wouldn't ascend and move my dick out of the way and tell her to swing as hard as she can. what the fuck --- Ask me if I would eat da booty. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Callixtus 12/03/17 1:45:10 AM #25: |
Where do I get punched, and how many times?
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Xelltrix 12/03/17 1:45:41 AM #26: |
lmao he deleted the post.
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ssj3vegeta2 12/03/17 8:40:48 AM #27: |
Or he was modded
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Caution999 12/03/17 8:55:37 AM #28: |
That wasn't even over 9000 :(
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UnfairRepresent 12/03/17 8:59:23 AM #29: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
Sami1000 posted...Sure, if i can let her hit me where i want. I would lower my pants and underwear, stand on a chair and spread my legs and let my ball sack hang, would probably put some rubberband or something above my testicles so they wouldn't ascend and move my dick out of the way and tell her to swing as hard as she can.] --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WarDog2016 12/03/17 8:59:46 AM #30: |
did Sami delete or get modded? I thought it was pure gold, tbqh.
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Vyrulisse 12/03/17 9:02:41 AM #31: |
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Kaname_Madoka 12/03/17 2:48:17 PM #32: |
@Sami1000
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ThePrinceFish 12/03/17 2:52:39 PM #33: |
Based Sami
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NeonOctopus 12/03/17 2:53:39 PM #34: |
JRaasin posted...
Sami1000 posted... what did it say? >_> --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LittleRoyal 12/03/17 2:53:51 PM #35: |
thronedfire2 posted...
I was drunk and let a female friend punch me in the face once This is actual sexism. We can see that she is punching much harder than most men in this gif yet a few CEmen are still just saying its a girl wont be that bad lol --- I-I really needed this~~ Time to stomp some faces!!! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ThePrinceFish 12/03/17 2:54:42 PM #36: |
NeonOctopus posted...
JRaasin posted...Sami1000 posted... Sami1000 posted... Sure, if i can let her hit me where i want. I would lower my pants and underwear, stand on a chair and spread my legs and let my ball sack hang, would probably put some rubberband or something above my testicles so they wouldn't ascend and move my dick out of the way and tell her to swing as hard as she can. --- Dielman on Rivers: "I've tried to get him to say s--- or f--- and all he'll ever do is say, 'Golly gee, I can't do that." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 12/03/17 2:56:00 PM #37: |
ThePrinceFish posted...
NeonOctopus posted...JRaasin posted...Sami1000 posted... lmao --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kaname_Madoka 12/03/17 2:57:23 PM #38: |
NeonOctopus posted...
ThePrinceFish posted...NeonOctopus posted...JRaasin posted...Sami1000 posted... --- Drawn for me: Volkswagen_Bros, ShinobiNinjaX, Popcorn_Fairy + Nayr626. https://imgur.com/gallery/B4o8m League Summoner Name: DontIoseYourWay (the I is an i) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ImTheMacheteGuy 12/03/17 2:58:20 PM #39: |
I've been punched by a girl. She was kinda butch too. Friend of a friend. We were all drinking and somehow this girl and I ended up like shadow boxing. After the third punch, I suspected maybe she thought I was actually trying to fight her. I asked her and apparently she thought I was. We had a good laugh at the misunderstanding. I was kinda disappointed she didn't hit harder tbh. She looked pretty tough and had good form, so she clearly knew how to fight.
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thronedfire2 12/03/17 3:03:46 PM #40: |
LittleRoyal posted...
thronedfire2 posted...I was drunk and let a female friend punch me in the face once I don't know those punching bag things well enough to have any frame of reference as to how hard she's hitting --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YellowSUV 12/03/17 3:06:26 PM #41: |
We needs those numbers translated into the numbers from the punching machine in DBZ.
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Sami1000 12/03/17 3:12:03 PM #42: |
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@Sami1000 yeah, i got modded for that. --- Can't think any good sig ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Xelltrix 12/03/17 3:20:04 PM #43: |
I dont really see why thats mod worthy... weird and hilarious, sure... but offensive or whatever? Smh mods
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ThePrinceFish 12/03/17 3:46:16 PM #44: |
I for one am glad I got to see it before mods decided to purge all trace of it from the topic.
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Xelltrix 12/03/17 3:48:32 PM #45: |
Kind of felt like it would happen anyway (even though I really don't feel like it was modworthy) so I made sure not to quote it, lol.
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industrializeit 12/03/17 4:15:57 PM #46: |
Someone get the mod and post it. Like it really matters for this site... >.>
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solosnake 12/03/17 4:20:02 PM #47: |
What the hell did I miss? there is like 20 deleted posts
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SpiritSephiroth 12/03/17 4:25:31 PM #48: |
solosnake posted...
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Dyinglegacy 12/03/17 4:34:52 PM #49: |
Someone please send me a pm, or repost a watered down version of what he said. I MUST know. I'm a degenerate and don't get offended, so no worries.
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King Rial 12/03/17 4:37:52 PM #50: |
SpiritSephiroth posted...
solosnake posted...What the hell did I miss? there is like 20 deleted posts @Sami1000 --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Xelltrix 12/03/17 4:38:06 PM #51: |
He basically made a detailed post about how he wanted her to use his scortum for boxing practice.
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_Near_ 12/03/17 4:38:59 PM #52: |
i was confused for a second, then i realized that all the other posts just got deleted for quoting post #4.
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