Current Events > Clearly, it's all WOMEN'S fault I'm a virgin!

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Chicken_Butt 12/02/17 3:54:19 PM #1:	Those darn women, all they like are Chads and Brads who play football and drive drop-tops, it's BULLSHIT! Why don't they like MEEEEEE!? Me, with my anime figures, and my one-bedroom apartment, and my spending all my free time on video games, porn and browsing half-dead forums on the internet?! ME, with my lazy nature, my poor fashion sense, and my dead-end job! Can't they see how great I obviously am?! I do nice things for them, and yet they STILL don't give me the sex! What the FUCK I just can't believe those evil women could do this to me! Forcing me to live as a virgin against my will, how unfair and horrid! Sex is the only thing I've ever really cared about! I've spent more time training Pokemon than training my own body, why aren't these BITCHES attracted to me?! FUCK THEM!! I hope HORRIBLE THINGS happen to every woman that has ever NOT HAD SEX WITH ME, which is ALL OF THEM!!! I DESERVE sex, I DESERVE a girlfriend, I'm ENTITLED to these things and I'm sick of being denied! Just WHO THE HELL do they THINK THEY ARE?! Not having sex with me?! Why do they get to choose who they will and won't have sex with?! THAT'S TOTALLY UNFAIR UGH the only girl that ever wanted to sleep with me was fucking GERTRUDE and SHE WAS UGLY AND WEIRD and I don't think I should have to BELITTLE MYSELF sleeping with someone LIKE HER!!!!!! GO AWAY GERTRUDE I ONLY WANT TOTAL BABES RIDING THIS GRAVY TRAIN THANKS BUT NO THANKS <cite>Chicken_Butt posted [p:891463985] in Clearly, i... [t:76054765]...</cite> <quote>Those darn women, all they like are Chads and Brads who play football and drive drop-tops, it's BULLSHIT! Why don't they like MEEEEEE!? Me, with my anime figures, and my one-bedroom apartment, and my spending all my free time on video games, porn and browsing half-dead forums on the internet?! ME, with my lazy nature, my poor fashion sense, and my dead-end job! Can't they see how great I obviously am?! I do nice things for them, and yet they STILL don't give me the sex! What the FUCK I just can't believe those evil women could do this to me! Forcing me to live as a virgin against my will, how unfair and horrid! Sex is the only thing I've ever really cared about! I've spent more time training Pokemon than training my own body, why aren't these BITCHES attracted to me?! FUCK THEM!! I hope HORRIBLE THINGS happen to every woman that has ever NOT HAD SEX WITH ME, which is ALL OF THEM!!! I DESERVE sex, I DESERVE a girlfriend, I'm ENTITLED to these things and I'm sick of being denied! Just WHO THE HELL do they THINK THEY ARE?! Not having sex with me?! Why do they get to choose who they will and won't have sex with?! THAT'S TOTALLY UNFAIR UGH the only girl that ever wanted to sleep with me was fucking GERTRUDE and SHE WAS UGLY AND WEIRD and I don't think I should have to BELITTLE MYSELF sleeping with someone LIKE HER!!!!!! GO AWAY GERTRUDE I ONLY WANT TOTAL BABES RIDING THIS GRAVY TRAIN THANKS BUT NO THANKS</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LittleRoyal 12/02/17 4:11:23 PM #2:	Delete this --- I-I really needed this~~ Time to stomp some faces!!! <cite>LittleRoyal posted [p:891464776] in Clearly, i... [t:76054765]...</cite> <quote>Delete this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken_Butt 12/02/17 4:13:00 PM #3:	NEVER! Stop trying to oppress me! <cite>Chicken_Butt posted [p:891464855] in Clearly, i... [t:76054765]...</cite> <quote>NEVER! Stop trying to oppress me!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 12/02/17 4:15:13 PM #4:	Why did you make this bad topic? --- gr8 b8 m8 <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:891464951] in Clearly, i... [t:76054765]...</cite> <quote>Why did you make this bad topic?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 12/02/17 4:18:45 PM #5:	I hope this is satire. If it is, well done. I got a good chuckle out of it. --- These pretzels are making me thirsty! <cite>rexcrk posted [p:891465121] in Clearly, i... [t:76054765]...</cite> <quote>I hope this is satire. If it is, well done. I got a good chuckle out of it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrNintendo1213 12/02/17 4:20:14 PM #6:	rexcrk posted... I hope this is satire. If it is, well done. I got a good chuckle out of it. This is incredibly obvious and not well done at all. CE is way too gullible nowadays. --- Dot Dot Dot... <cite>MrNintendo1213 posted [p:891465191] in Clearly, i... [t:76054765]...</cite> <quote><cite>rexcrk posted...</cite> <quote>I hope this is satire. If it is, well done. I got a good chuckle out of it.</quote> This is incredibly obvious and not well done at all. CE is way too gullible nowadays.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken_Butt 12/02/17 4:21:51 PM #7:	Pepys Monster posted... Why did you make this bad topic? All my topics come out bad. I don't try to make them that way. You know how some people try to bake cookies and they always burn them? That's me, 24/7. rexcrk posted... I hope this is satire. If it is, well done. I got a good chuckle out of it. It is. There are people who really think like this though. I was reading about incels which is really what prompted me to make the thread in the first place. When you take in that much stupidity, you have to open the floodgates and let some back out or it'll stay with ya. <cite>Chicken_Butt posted [p:891465265] in Clearly, i... [t:76054765]...</cite> <quote><cite>Pepys Monster posted...</cite> <quote>Why did you make this bad topic?</quote> All my topics come out bad. I don't try to make them that way. You know how some people try to bake cookies and they always burn them? That's me, 24/7. <cite>rexcrk posted...</cite> <quote>I hope this is satire. If it is, well done. I got a good chuckle out of it.</quote> It is. There are people who really think like this though. I was reading about incels which is really what prompted me to make the thread in the first place. When you take in that much stupidity, you have to open the floodgates and let some back out or it'll stay with ya.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 12/02/17 4:23:26 PM #8:	rexcrk posted... I hope this is satire. If it is, well done. I got a good chuckle out of it. Imagine thinking this awful topic is "well done." --- gr8 b8 m8 <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:891465350] in Clearly, i... [t:76054765]...</cite> <quote><cite>rexcrk posted...</cite> <quote>I hope this is satire. If it is, well done. I got a good chuckle out of it.</quote> Imagine thinking this awful topic is "well done."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 12/02/17 4:24:23 PM #9:	Its because of your chicken butt. Women like men with junk in the trunk --- https://i.imgur.com/7wSxCIG.gif <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:891465392] in Clearly, i... [t:76054765]...</cite> <quote>Its because of your chicken butt. Women like men with junk in the trunk</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CanuckCowboy 12/02/17 4:24:59 PM #10:	MrNintendo1213 posted... rexcrk posted... I hope this is satire. If it is, well done. I got a good chuckle out of it. This is incredibly obvious and not well done at all. CE is way too gullible nowadays. --- "I got a rollatruc, look." <cite>CanuckCowboy posted [p:891465422] in Clearly, i... [t:76054765]...</cite> <quote><cite>MrNintendo1213 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>rexcrk posted...</cite> <quote>I hope this is satire. If it is, well done. I got a good chuckle out of it.</quote> This is incredibly obvious and not well done at all. CE is way too gullible nowadays.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken_Butt 12/02/17 4:28:07 PM #11:	Wow, this thread is fucking horrible. This Chicken_Butt guy is a real doop. <cite>Chicken_Butt posted [p:891465571] in Clearly, i... [t:76054765]...</cite> <quote>Wow, this thread is fucking horrible. This Chicken_Butt guy is a real doop.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blitz4532 12/02/17 4:31:40 PM #12:	"Nobody is obliged to fuck you" - Gabriel Morton --- I am the Stig "Or I could just, you know, drive the f***ing car." - TUSMEnterprises <cite>Blitz4532 posted [p:891465748] in Clearly, i... [t:76054765]...</cite> <quote>"Nobody is obliged to fuck you" - Gabriel Morton</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StickFigures720 12/02/17 4:34:53 PM #13:	Chicken_Butt posted... Wahhh I'm cringy --- "Someone give me some aspirin." <cite>StickFigures720 posted [p:891465878] in Clearly, i... [t:76054765]...</cite> <quote><cite>Chicken_Butt posted...</cite> <quote>Wahhh I'm cringy</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blitz4532 12/02/17 4:37:27 PM #14:	I'm thinking this topic struck home for a lot of people... --- I am the Stig "Or I could just, you know, drive the f***ing car." - TUSMEnterprises <cite>Blitz4532 posted [p:891465990] in Clearly, i... [t:76054765]...</cite> <quote>I'm thinking this topic struck home for a lot of people...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken_Butt 12/02/17 4:47:22 PM #15:	Blitz4532 posted... "Nobody is obliged to fuck you" - Gabriel Morton Well clearly that man is a hack who doesn't know what the heck he's talking about. StickFigures720 posted... Chicken_Butt posted... Wahhh I'm cringy I ain't crying about it, I'm embracing it. Blitz4532 posted... I'm thinking this topic struck home for a lot of people... Nah. Surely nobody on CE is like that. <cite>Chicken_Butt posted [p:891466430] in Clearly, i... [t:76054765]...</cite> <quote><cite>Blitz4532 posted...</cite> <quote>"Nobody is obliged to fuck you" - Gabriel Morton</quote> Well clearly that man is a hack who doesn't know what the heck he's talking about. <cite>StickFigures720 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Chicken_Butt posted...</cite> <quote>Wahhh I'm cringy</quote></quote> I ain't crying about it, I'm embracing it. <cite>Blitz4532 posted...</cite> <quote>I'm thinking this topic struck home for a lot of people...</quote> Nah. Surely nobody on CE is like that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stevethewindow 12/02/17 4:49:12 PM #16:	Who was that directors kid who went on a shooting spree because of girls ignoring him? <cite>stevethewindow posted [p:891466519] in Clearly, i... [t:76054765]...</cite> <quote>Who was that directors kid who went on a shooting spree because of girls ignoring him?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken_Butt 12/02/17 4:50:46 PM #17:	I dunno, Tadamoto maybe. Maybe he posts from prison and we just don't know it. <cite>Chicken_Butt posted [p:891466598] in Clearly, i... [t:76054765]...</cite> <quote>I dunno, Tadamoto maybe. Maybe he posts from prison and we just don't know it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 12/02/17 4:54:42 PM #18:	Pepys Monster posted... rexcrk posted... I hope this is satire. If it is, well done. I got a good chuckle out of it. Imagine thinking this awful topic is "well done." Idk, Ive always enjoyed parody of people that actually think that way \_()_/ --- These pretzels are making me thirsty! <cite>rexcrk posted [p:891466775] in Clearly, i... [t:76054765]...</cite> <quote><cite>Pepys Monster posted...</cite> <quote><cite>rexcrk posted...</cite> <quote>I hope this is satire. If it is, well done. I got a good chuckle out of it.</quote> Imagine thinking this awful topic is "well done."</quote> Idk, Ive always enjoyed parody of people that actually think that way \_()_/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken_Butt 12/02/17 5:04:13 PM #19:	You're not allowed to enjoy it. Pepy said it's bad, and I think he's onto something. <cite>Chicken_Butt posted [p:891467186] in Clearly, i... [t:76054765]...</cite> <quote>You're not allowed to enjoy it. Pepy said it's bad, and I think he's onto something.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stevethewindow 12/02/17 5:43:21 PM #20:	Elliot rodgers <cite>stevethewindow posted [p:891468988] in Clearly, i... [t:76054765]...</cite> <quote>Elliot rodgers</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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