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pegusus123456
12/02/17 8:01:48 AM
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...for $200k? It has to be a good proper hit, enough to knock the kid down and bust his lip.

Doesn't have to be a kid you know. Can be a random kid in a park somewhere.
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CarlGrimes
12/02/17 8:02:22 AM
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Is he possessed by a demon?
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AvlButtslam
12/02/17 8:03:06 AM
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I'd lay that bitch out for like $500 min
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Fishy
12/02/17 8:03:19 AM
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Am I going to be in legal trouble after?
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pegusus123456
12/02/17 8:04:14 AM
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Fishy posted...
Am I going to be in legal trouble after?

No guarantee.
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nicklebro
12/02/17 8:05:22 AM
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I said yes before I even read the OP.
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1NfamousACE_2
12/02/17 8:06:23 AM
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I'll punch a baby for that
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fuzzylittlbunny
12/02/17 8:08:54 AM
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You didnt say the kid had to be living :D

I bet somewhere out there the parents of a recently deceased four-year-old would take some cash in exchange for letting me hit their kids corpse :3
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pegusus123456
12/02/17 8:10:32 AM
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fuzzylittlbunny posted...
You didnt say the kid had to be living :D

I bet somewhere out there the parents of a recently deceased four-year-old would take some cash in exchange for letting me hit their kids corpse :3

bruh obviously it has to be living
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Pastryarchy
12/02/17 8:19:41 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Would you punch a four-year-old for $200k?

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fuzzylittlbunny
12/02/17 8:25:39 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
fuzzylittlbunny posted...
You didnt say the kid had to be living :D

I bet somewhere out there the parents of a recently deceased four-year-old would take some cash in exchange for letting me hit their kids corpse :3

bruh obviously it has to be living

Why is it obvious when nothing states that the kid has to be alive though? You dont say something like you have to knock him unconscious or anything.
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pegusus123456
12/02/17 8:29:06 AM
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fuzzylittlbunny posted...
pegusus123456 posted...
fuzzylittlbunny posted...
You didnt say the kid had to be living :D

I bet somewhere out there the parents of a recently deceased four-year-old would take some cash in exchange for letting me hit their kids corpse :3

bruh obviously it has to be living

Why is it obvious when nothing states that the kid has to be alive though? You dont say something like you have to knock him unconscious or anything.

Because nothing's going to pay you to punch a dead kid, that's just weird.
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fuzzylittlbunny
12/02/17 8:31:00 AM
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IMO punching a kid, dead or alive, is weird :<
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GiftedACIII
12/02/17 8:39:47 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
fuzzylittlbunny posted...
pegusus123456 posted...
fuzzylittlbunny posted...
You didnt say the kid had to be living :D

I bet somewhere out there the parents of a recently deceased four-year-old would take some cash in exchange for letting me hit their kids corpse :3

bruh obviously it has to be living

Why is it obvious when nothing states that the kid has to be alive though? You dont say something like you have to knock him unconscious or anything.

Because nothing's going to pay you to punch a dead kid, that's just weird.


I would say this is a joke but poes law
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pegusus123456
12/02/17 8:52:22 AM
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Yes, dear, it was a joke.

Though I will contend that paying to punch a dead kid is weird than punching a live one.
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