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GoldKnightSkye 12/01/17 9:00:11 PM #1:	She's a vampire. Yes No Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it. I'm already in a relationship. That's my fetish! View Results If you break off the relationship, it's fated that your next two relationships will end in disastrous breakups. - In order to sustain herself, she requires 1 pint of your blood every 56 days. She is trained as a nurse and will use the syringe-and-suction method to drain your blood the medical way. No biting necessary (unless you're into that sort of thing). Be sure to drink your juice after your donation. You may feel a little lightheaded. - She is not directly hurt by sunlight, but she is significantly weaker during the day. Religious icons do not not repel her. Her political and religious views coincide with your own. - She is allergic to garlic. It causes rash and/or bad gas, so dietary adjustments may be necessary on your part. --- This signature is an illusion and is a trap devisvt by Satan. Go ahead dauntlessly! Make rapid progres! <cite>GoldKnightSkye posted [p:891425000] in "The ... [t:76052348]...</cite> <quote> She's a vampire. Yes No Not an ideal situation, but I'll take it. I'm already in a relationship. That's my fetish! View Results If you break off the relationship, it's fated that your next two relationships will end in disastrous breakups. - In order to sustain herself, she requires 1 pint of your blood every 56 days. She is trained as a nurse and will use the syringe-and-suction method to drain your blood the medical way. No biting necessary (unless you're into that sort of thing). Be sure to drink your juice after your donation. You may feel a little lightheaded. - She is not directly hurt by sunlight, but she is significantly weaker during the day. Religious icons do not not repel her. Her political and religious views coincide with your own. - She <cite>is</cite> allergic to garlic. It causes rash and/or bad gas, so dietary adjustments may be necessary on your part.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GoldKnightSkye 12/01/17 10:12:26 PM #2:	bump --- This signature is an illusion and is a trap devisvt by Satan. Go ahead dauntlessly! Make rapid progres! <cite>GoldKnightSkye posted [p:891428480] in "The ... [t:76052348]...</cite> <quote>bump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dave_is_slick 12/01/17 10:15:29 PM #3:	Doesn't seem like a deal-breaker to me, I'd do it. --- The most relaxing version of Aquatic Ambiance I've ever heard: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl61y1XM7sM <cite>dave_is_slick posted [p:891428624] in "The ... [t:76052348]...</cite> <quote>Doesn't seem like a deal-breaker to me, I'd do it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CensorErik 12/01/17 10:16:55 PM #4:	Sure. Can/will she turn me eventually? --- Truth is like a rotten tooth, you gotta spit it out. LA Rams 8-3 <cite>CensorErik posted [p:891428689] in "The ... [t:76052348]...</cite> <quote>Sure. Can/will she turn me eventually?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sleeping_Forest 12/01/17 10:17:49 PM #5:	I've never voted yes so fast in my life. --- Tonight is the night when the hunter will be hunted. This is the Sleeping Forest. <cite>Sleeping_Forest posted [p:891428742] in "The ... [t:76052348]...</cite> <quote>I've never voted yes so fast in my life.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GoldKnightSkye 12/01/17 10:28:58 PM #6:	CensorErik posted... Sure. Can/will she turn me eventually? She needs your blood to sustain herself. She can get by most weeks on animal blood purchased from a butcher shop, but she needs your bi-monthly donation to remain healthy. If she made you a vampire, you'd both require donations from most likely unwilling sources. --- This signature is an illusion and is a trap devisvt by Satan. Go ahead dauntlessly! Make rapid progres! <cite>GoldKnightSkye posted [p:891429325] in "The ... [t:76052348]...</cite> <quote><cite>CensorErik posted...</cite> <quote>Sure. Can/will she turn me eventually?</quote> She needs your blood to sustain herself. She can get by most weeks on animal blood purchased from a butcher shop, but she needs your bi-monthly donation to remain healthy. If she made you a vampire, you'd both require donations from most likely unwilling sources.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dave_is_slick 12/01/17 10:31:01 PM #7:	Something I forgot to consider. Is she immortal? --- The most relaxing version of Aquatic Ambiance I've ever heard: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl61y1XM7sM <cite>dave_is_slick posted [p:891429423] in "The ... [t:76052348]...</cite> <quote>Something I forgot to consider. Is she immortal?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cellus523 12/01/17 10:39:43 PM #8:	Yeah sure why not --- Name: Marcellus My FC: 4270-1267-6664 <cite>cellus523 posted [p:891429838] in "The ... [t:76052348]...</cite> <quote>Yeah sure why not</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
prince_leo 12/01/17 10:40:40 PM #9:	I use garlic in literally as many meals as possible so no deal --- https://imgur.com/uHUvpSH http://error1355.com/ce/prince_leo.html <cite>prince_leo posted [p:891429888] in "The ... [t:76052348]...</cite> <quote>I use garlic in literally as many meals as possible so no deal</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GoldKnightSkye 12/01/17 10:41:20 PM #10:	dave_is_slick posted... Something I forgot to consider. Is she immortal? I'm gonna go ahead and say no. I don't want users trying to mooch immortality off of their undying girlfriends. Depending on what's more ideal, she can age alongside you or stay young even as you grow older, but she does have an expiration date at some point. --- This signature is an illusion and is a trap devisvt by Satan. Go ahead dauntlessly! Make rapid progres! <cite>GoldKnightSkye posted [p:891429917] in "The ... [t:76052348]...</cite> <quote><cite>dave_is_slick posted...</cite> <quote>Something I forgot to consider. Is she immortal?</quote> I'm gonna go ahead and say no. I don't want users trying to mooch immortality off of their undying girlfriends. Depending on what's more ideal, she can age alongside you or stay young even as you grow older, but she does have an expiration date at some point.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KnightofShikari 12/01/17 10:41:56 PM #11:	GoldKnightSkye posted... - She is allergic to garlic. It causes rash and/or bad gas, so dietary adjustments may be necessary on your part. 90% of my meals have garlic in them might be worth it --- https://i.imgur.com/JKyRsbT.gifv http://i.imgur.com/oBDoTFs.gifv http://imgur.com/c3vwiiq http://imgur.com/7TwJTAu <cite>KnightofShikari posted [p:891429950] in "The ... [t:76052348]...</cite> <quote><cite>GoldKnightSkye posted...</cite> <quote>- She is allergic to garlic. It causes rash and/or bad gas, so dietary adjustments may be necessary on your part.</quote> 90% of my meals have garlic in them might be worth it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dave_is_slick 12/01/17 10:42:45 PM #12:	GoldKnightSkye posted... dave_is_slick posted... Something I forgot to consider. Is she immortal? I'm gonna go ahead and say no. I don't want users trying to mooch immortality off of their undying girlfriends. Depending on what's more ideal, she can age alongside you or stay young even as you grow older, but she does have an expiration date at some point. Good, I can't stand immortality in any form. --- The most relaxing version of Aquatic Ambiance I've ever heard: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl61y1XM7sM <cite>dave_is_slick posted [p:891429985] in "The ... [t:76052348]...</cite> <quote><cite>GoldKnightSkye posted...</cite> <quote><cite>dave_is_slick posted...</cite> <quote>Something I forgot to consider. Is she immortal?</quote> I'm gonna go ahead and say no. I don't want users trying to mooch immortality off of their undying girlfriends. Depending on what's more ideal, she can age alongside you or stay young even as you grow older, but she does have an expiration date at some point.</quote> Good, I can't stand immortality in any form.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanaya413 12/02/17 12:33:25 AM #13:	So the man of my dreams as well as someone who would probably enjoy fun times during my monthly Nice --- Official Secretary of Kyogre's Cascade!!! FC: 5086-1980-2580 IGN: Vivi TSV 4077 Silent Chexmix: "Toxapex is Trump's wall in pixel form." <cite>Kanaya413 posted [p:891434500] in "The ... [t:76052348]...</cite> <quote>So the man of my dreams as well as someone who would probably enjoy fun times during my monthly Nice</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanaya413 12/02/17 12:34:16 AM #14:	GoldKnightSkye posted... dave_is_slick posted... Something I forgot to consider. Is she immortal? I'm gonna go ahead and say no. I don't want users trying to mooch immortality off of their undying girlfriends. Depending on what's more ideal, she can age alongside you or stay young even as you grow older, but she does have an expiration date at some point. Oh perfect --- Official Secretary of Kyogre's Cascade!!! FC: 5086-1980-2580 IGN: Vivi TSV 4077 Silent Chexmix: "Toxapex is Trump's wall in pixel form." <cite>Kanaya413 posted [p:891434529] in "The ... [t:76052348]...</cite> <quote><cite>GoldKnightSkye posted...</cite> <quote><cite>dave_is_slick posted...</cite> <quote>Something I forgot to consider. Is she immortal?</quote> I'm gonna go ahead and say no. I don't want users trying to mooch immortality off of their undying girlfriends. Depending on what's more ideal, she can age alongside you or stay young even as you grow older, but she does have an expiration date at some point.</quote> Oh perfect</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sleeping_Forest 12/02/17 12:34:26 AM #15:	If she's not immortal then how is she a vampire? --- Tonight is the night when the hunter will be hunted. This is the Sleeping Forest. <cite>Sleeping_Forest posted [p:891434538] in "The ... [t:76052348]...</cite> <quote>If she's not immortal then how is she a vampire?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1 12/02/17 12:34:30 AM #16:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALFMYWFRjQs --- http://i.imgur.com/1a9MVPt.jpg <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:891434542] in "The ... [t:76052348]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALFMYWFRjQs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CiIantro 12/02/17 12:34:55 AM #17:	You will get more posts if you change it to the partner of your dreams. You are excluding ~20% of this board (females and gay guys). <cite>CiIantro posted [p:891434555] in "The ... [t:76052348]...</cite> <quote>You will get more posts if you change it to the partner of your dreams. You are excluding ~20% of this board (females and gay guys).</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 12/02/17 12:35:56 AM #18:	Life without garlic is not a life I'm willing to live. No deal. --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:891434604] in "The ... [t:76052348]...</cite> <quote>Life without garlic is not a life I'm willing to live. No deal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanaya413 12/02/17 12:40:14 AM #19:	CiIantro posted... You will get more posts if you change it to the partner of your dreams. You are excluding ~20% of this board (females and gay guys). I always just assume they're male for my case --- Official Secretary of Kyogre's Cascade!!! FC: 5086-1980-2580 IGN: Vivi TSV 4077 Silent Chexmix: "Toxapex is Trump's wall in pixel form." <cite>Kanaya413 posted [p:891434740] in "The ... [t:76052348]...</cite> <quote><cite>CiIantro posted...</cite> <quote>You will get more posts if you change it to the partner of your dreams. You are excluding ~20% of this board (females and gay guys).</quote> I always just assume they're male for my case</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paper_Okami 12/02/17 12:40:45 AM #20:	this is my fucking fetish. --- "Conceit, arrogance and egotism are the essentials of patriotism"- Emma Goldman "Wimmy Wham Wham Wozzle!" -Slurms MacKenzie <cite>Paper_Okami posted [p:891434761] in "The ... [t:76052348]...</cite> <quote>this is my fucking fetish.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
action52 12/02/17 1:12:31 AM #21:	If she can't eat garlicky foods with me, she's not the woman of my dreams. --- i am truley sorry for your lots <cite>action52 posted [p:891435829] in "The ... [t:76052348]...</cite> <quote>If she can't eat garlicky foods with me, she's not the woman of my dreams.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spidey5 12/02/17 1:13:48 AM #22:	Where's the but? All I see in the OP is the woman of my dreams. --- http://i.imgtc.com/7rHLavf4QI.jpg http://i.imgtc.com/A1HZnowspO.jpg http://i.imgtc.com/Uy3pXm6PRr.png <cite>Spidey5 posted [p:891435871] in "The ... [t:76052348]...</cite> <quote>Where's the but? All I see in the OP is the woman of my dreams.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Life Sympathy 12/02/17 1:18:04 AM #23:	It's like a Moka Akashiya IRL --- We're surrounding you. We see you, but you probably don't see us. And if you see us, we're not letting on that we see you. <cite>Life Sympathy posted [p:891436025] in "The ... [t:76052348]...</cite> <quote>It's like a Moka Akashiya IRL</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GoldKnightSkye 12/02/17 2:07:54 AM #24:	CiIantro posted... You will get more posts if you change it to the partner of your dreams. You are excluding ~20% of this board (females and gay guys). I know, but it can't be helped. Most of these polls would work regardless of sex or orientation, but some of the ones I have planned deal with gender roles, secondary sex traits, and social anxieties which are specific to a male-female dynamic. --- This signature is an illusion and is a trap devisvt by Satan. Go ahead dauntlessly! Make rapid progres! <cite>GoldKnightSkye posted [p:891437695] in "The ... [t:76052348]...</cite> <quote><cite>CiIantro posted...</cite> <quote>You will get more posts if you change it to the partner of your dreams. You are excluding ~20% of this board (females and gay guys).</quote> I know, but it can't be helped. Most of these polls would work regardless of sex or orientation, but some of the ones I have planned deal with gender roles, secondary sex traits, and social anxieties which are specific to a male-female dynamic.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KawiKa 12/02/17 2:09:06 AM #25:	Yes. Sleep all day, party all night. --- o7 <cite>KawiKa posted [p:891437746] in "The ... [t:76052348]...</cite> <quote>Yes. Sleep all day, party all night.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CiIantro 12/02/17 2:35:49 AM #26:	GoldKnightSkye posted... CiIantro posted... You will get more posts if you change it to the partner of your dreams. You are excluding ~20% of this board (females and gay guys). I know, but it can't be helped. Most of these polls would work regardless of sex or orientation, but some of the ones I have planned deal with gender roles, secondary sex traits, and social anxieties which are specific to a male-female dynamic. lame <cite>CiIantro posted [p:891438544] in "The ... [t:76052348]...</cite> <quote><cite>GoldKnightSkye posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CiIantro posted...</cite> <quote>You will get more posts if you change it to the partner of your dreams. You are excluding ~20% of this board (females and gay guys).</quote> I know, but it can't be helped. Most of these polls would work regardless of sex or orientation, but some of the ones I have planned deal with gender roles, secondary sex traits, and social anxieties which are specific to a male-female dynamic.</quote> lame</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mist_Turnips 12/02/17 2:49:52 AM #27:	CiIantro posted... You will get more posts if you change it to the partner of your dreams. You are excluding ~20% of this board (females and gay guys). No one gives a shit --- "They say if you don't hide your belly button, lightning could take it away from you! What would happen if it did?" http://i.imgur.com/G74y2NJ.png <cite>Mist_Turnips posted [p:891438945] in "The ... [t:76052348]...</cite> <quote><cite>CiIantro posted...</cite> <quote>You will get more posts if you change it to the partner of your dreams. You are excluding ~20% of this board (females and gay guys).</quote> No one gives a shit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 12/02/17 2:52:26 AM #28:	Vampire girls are nice, but no garlic is a deal breaker. . . . . . Does she have a fat butt? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif <cite>Turbam posted [p:891439004] in "The ... [t:76052348]...</cite> <quote>Vampire girls are nice, but no garlic is a deal breaker. . . . . . Does she have a fat butt?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Life Sympathy 12/02/17 12:33:50 PM #29:	CiIantro posted... You will get more posts if you change it to the partner of your dreams. You are excluding ~20% of this board (females and gay guys). Don't let your memes be dreams. You can make topics too. --- We're surrounding you. We see you, but you probably don't see us. And if you see us, we're not letting on that we see you. <cite>Life Sympathy posted [p:891454304] in "The ... [t:76052348]...</cite> <quote><cite>CiIantro posted...</cite> <quote>You will get more posts if you change it to the partner of your dreams. You are excluding ~20% of this board (females and gay guys).</quote> Don't let your memes be dreams. You can make topics too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KogaSteelfang 12/02/17 12:44:23 PM #30:	Actually sounds interesting, id do it. --- What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey! <cite>KogaSteelfang posted [p:891454821] in "The ... [t:76052348]...</cite> <quote>Actually sounds interesting, id do it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 12/02/17 1:21:02 PM #31:	Yes, though the garlic thing is an issue. I really like garlic. Adjustments would be made but I would still eat it even if she can't/won't. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:891456508] in "The ... [t:76052348]...</cite> <quote>Yes, though the garlic thing is an issue. I really like garlic. Adjustments would be made but I would still eat it even if she can't/won't.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 12/02/17 1:24:01 PM #32:	Sure, why not? --- I use Gameraven and you should too. #soyboysupreme <cite>teepan95 posted [p:891456652] in "The ... [t:76052348]...</cite> <quote>Sure, why not?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stoltenberg11 12/02/17 1:25:07 PM #33:	I can only get so erect --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate <cite>stoltenberg11 posted [p:891456714] in "The ... [t:76052348]...</cite> <quote>I can only get so erect</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MakoReizei 12/02/17 1:25:55 PM #34:	What does she look like? Does she dress in all black and stuff? --- https://i.imgtc.com/3owskMW.png <cite>MakoReizei posted [p:891456755] in "The ... [t:76052348]...</cite> <quote>What does she look like? Does she dress in all black and stuff?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stoltenberg11 12/02/17 1:32:16 PM #35:	MakoReizei posted... What does she look like? Does she dress in all black and stuff? "The woman of your dreams" --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate <cite>stoltenberg11 posted [p:891457074] in "The ... [t:76052348]...</cite> <quote><cite>MakoReizei posted...</cite> <quote>What does she look like? Does she dress in all black and stuff?</quote> "The woman of your dreams"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CiIantro 12/02/17 2:21:42 PM #36:	@Mist_Turnips posted... CiIantro posted... You will get more posts if you change it to the partner of your dreams. You are excluding ~20% of this board (females and gay guys). No one gives a shit lol u mad Any TC who wants the most response out of their topics will try to make them applicable to as many people as possible. Message boards are an art. <cite>CiIantro posted [p:891459410] in "The ... [t:76052348]...</cite> <quote><cite>@Mist_Turnips posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CiIantro posted...</cite> <quote>You will get more posts if you change it to the partner of your dreams. You are excluding ~20% of this board (females and gay guys).</quote> No one gives a shit</quote> lol u mad Any TC who wants the most response out of their topics will try to make them applicable to as many people as possible. Message boards are an art.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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