Current Events > the executions in Skyrim are total goddamned bullshit

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wackyteen 12/01/17 7:10:53 PM #1:	>Elder Dragon down to a sliver of health >Press to swing axe one last time >Execution cam activates ("Oh cool it's gonna drag this shit out" /s) >lolnope, dragon bites me and insta kills me like literally what the goddamned fuck is this fuck shit --- The name is wackyteen* for a reason. Never doubt. *No longer teen <cite>wackyteen posted [p:891419395] in the execut... [t:76051998]...</cite> <quote>>Elder Dragon down to a sliver of health >Press to swing axe one last time >Execution cam activates ("Oh cool it's gonna drag this shit out" /s) >lolnope, dragon bites me and insta kills me like literally what the goddamned fuck is this fuck shit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1 12/01/17 7:11:36 PM #2:	lol --- http://i.imgur.com/7JIE5sA.jpg <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:891419436] in the execut... [t:76051998]...</cite> <quote>lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 12/01/17 7:12:14 PM #3:	i have 145 hours on that, over 100 dragon kills, and have never had that issue whatsoever get gud, newb. <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:891419468] in the execut... [t:76051998]...</cite> <quote>i have 145 hours on that, over 100 dragon kills, and have never had that issue whatsoever get gud, newb.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wackyteen 12/01/17 7:12:47 PM #4:	Naysaspace posted... i have 145 hours on that, over 100 dragon kills, and have never had that issue whatsoever get gud, newb. I've had the exact situation happen at least twice it's like the game is like "lol fuck you" --- The name is wackyteen* for a reason. Never doubt. *No longer teen <cite>wackyteen posted [p:891419493] in the execut... [t:76051998]...</cite> <quote><cite>Naysaspace posted...</cite> <quote>i have 145 hours on that, over 100 dragon kills, and have never had that issue whatsoever get gud, newb.</quote> I've had the exact situation happen at least twice it's like the game is like "lol fuck you"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Back_Stabbath 12/01/17 7:18:59 PM #5:	100 different mods that disable or fix this. --- https://i.imgur.com/Iv5fRLt.gif <cite>Back_Stabbath posted [p:891419823] in the execut... [t:76051998]...</cite> <quote>100 different mods that disable or fix this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ammonitida 12/01/17 7:23:08 PM #6:	The AI execution kills can be cheap shit. I had the jump on an enemy, but because I was low health, I die from an automatic execution kill. <cite>Ammonitida posted [p:891420039] in the execut... [t:76051998]...</cite> <quote>The AI execution kills can be cheap shit. I had the jump on an enemy, but because I was low health, I die from an automatic execution kill.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wackyteen 12/02/17 11:11:09 AM #7:	is there any particular reason arrows are so goddamned OP for the AI? <_< literally >at a solid 2/5 of my health >Blocking with Block enchantment >fucking kills me with an arrow --- The name is wackyteen* for a reason. Never doubt. *No longer teen <cite>wackyteen posted [p:891450699] in the execut... [t:76051998]...</cite> <quote>is there any particular reason arrows are so goddamned OP for the AI? <_< literally >at a solid 2/5 of my health >Blocking with Block enchantment >fucking kills me with an arrow</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ninja-Yatsu 12/02/17 11:14:01 AM #8:	An upgraded shield ability helps with arrows. --- Leleportation: Teleporting away while your laughter breaks physics by lingering when you've already teleported away. <cite>Ninja-Yatsu posted [p:891450802] in the execut... [t:76051998]...</cite> <quote>An upgraded shield ability helps with arrows.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wackyteen 12/02/17 11:17:36 AM #9:	and all homeslice had was a not upgraded Ebony Bow with Ebony Arrows. <_< --- The name is wackyteen* for a reason. Never doubt. *No longer teen <cite>wackyteen posted [p:891450943] in the execut... [t:76051998]...</cite> <quote>and all homeslice had was a not upgraded Ebony Bow with Ebony Arrows. <_<</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
synth_real 12/02/17 3:34:40 PM #10:	They suck when you have the archery perk that has a chance to inflict paralysis, it activates when you release the arrow, not when it hits the target, so you watch the slow-mo cam come on as the target falls over and the arrow flies over them harmlessly. I found the executions annoying when I activated them with a sword too with other enemies around, they got me into trouble sometimes. Another reason why Skyrim was a regression from Oblivion (and Morrowind.) On the other hand, it has Ragnar the Red. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil <cite>synth_real posted [p:891462978] in the execut... [t:76051998]...</cite> <quote>They suck when you have the archery perk that has a chance to inflict paralysis, it activates when you release the arrow, not when it hits the target, so you watch the slow-mo cam come on as the target falls over and the arrow flies over them harmlessly. I found the executions annoying when I activated them with a sword too with other enemies around, they got me into trouble sometimes. Another reason why Skyrim was a regression from Oblivion (and Morrowind.) On the other hand, it has Ragnar the Red.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Popcorn_Fairy 12/02/17 3:37:42 PM #11:	It happens every so often and it's great. Surprises me every time. Not just dragons either. The best is when a bandit chief pulls it off. I've got him almost dead then suddenly I have a warhammer through my face. <cite>Popcorn_Fairy posted [p:891463153] in the execut... [t:76051998]...</cite> <quote>It happens every so often and it's great. Surprises me every time. Not just dragons either. The best is when a bandit chief pulls it off. I've got him almost dead then suddenly I have a warhammer through my face.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 12/02/17 3:45:46 PM #12:	Kill cams can suck. (Stands on edge of rock for clear shot) (Takes aim with bow) (kill cam) (arrow hits rock below you) (Repeat 6 Times) Finally no kill cam and it hits as I wasnt aiming at the rock I was aiming at a standing still target. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:891463577] in the execut... [t:76051998]...</cite> <quote>Kill cams can suck. (Stands on edge of rock for clear shot) (Takes aim with bow) (kill cam) (arrow hits rock below you) (Repeat 6 Times) Finally no kill cam and it hits as I wasnt aiming at the rock I was aiming at a standing still target.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fan357 12/02/17 4:02:52 PM #13:	That's happened to me but it's mostly the high level bandits that get it. --- Never forget where you came from. <cite>fan357 posted [p:891464383] in the execut... [t:76051998]...</cite> <quote>That's happened to me but it's mostly the high level bandits that get it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wackyteen 12/02/17 5:08:42 PM #14:	Mistere Man posted... Kill cams can suck. (Stands on edge of rock for clear shot) (Takes aim with bow) (kill cam) (arrow hits rock below you) (Repeat 6 Times) Finally no kill cam and it hits as I wasnt aiming at the rock I was aiming at a standing still target. The cinematic kill camera causes a wrong starting position for the bow/arrow. If you are shooting from the rim of a ledge, the kill camera effect will start but then immediately end with the arrow striking the ledge even though a normal shot without kill camera would not be blocked. --- The name is wackyteen* for a reason. Never doubt. *No longer teen <cite>wackyteen posted [p:891467404] in the execut... [t:76051998]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mistere Man posted...</cite> <quote>Kill cams can suck. (Stands on edge of rock for clear shot) (Takes aim with bow) (kill cam) (arrow hits rock below you) (Repeat 6 Times) Finally no kill cam and it hits as I wasnt aiming at the rock I was aiming at a standing still target.</quote> <quote>The cinematic kill camera causes a wrong starting position for the bow/arrow. If you are shooting from the rim of a ledge, the kill camera effect will start but then immediately end with the arrow striking the ledge even though a normal shot without kill camera would not be blocked.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wackyteen 12/02/17 5:29:10 PM #15:	lmfao not even an execution cam but i just had a Forsworn Ravager one shot me with a fucking sword <_< --- The name is wackyteen* for a reason. Never doubt. *No longer teen <cite>wackyteen posted [p:891468338] in the execut... [t:76051998]...</cite> <quote>lmfao not even an execution cam but i just had a Forsworn Ravager one shot me with a fucking sword <_<</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Drpooplol 12/02/17 5:34:15 PM #16:	~~That's because Skyrim is a bad game~~ --- Oops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my Magnum dong <cite>Drpooplol posted [p:891468527] in the execut... [t:76051998]...</cite> <quote>That's because Skyrim is a bad game</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wackyteen 12/02/17 6:02:21 PM #17:	i love how Bethesda has had a solid 14+ years since Morrowind came out to design competent fucking follower AI but lolnope let's not fix something that is broken --- The name is wackyteen* for a reason. Never doubt. *No longer teen <cite>wackyteen posted [p:891469857] in the execut... [t:76051998]...</cite> <quote>i love how Bethesda has had a solid 14+ years since Morrowind came out to design competent fucking follower AI but lolnope let's not fix something that is broken</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 12/02/17 8:48:15 PM #18:	wackyteen posted... Mistere Man posted... Kill cams can suck. (Stands on edge of rock for clear shot) (Takes aim with bow) (kill cam) (arrow hits rock below you) (Repeat 6 Times) Finally no kill cam and it hits as I wasnt aiming at the rock I was aiming at a standing still target. The cinematic kill camera causes a wrong starting position for the bow/arrow. If you are shooting from the rim of a ledge, the kill camera effect will start but then immediately end with the arrow striking the ledge even though a normal shot without kill camera would not be blocked. Where is that from? Because that is totally correct, and I hate it! Where else would you snipe, but from a ledge? --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:891478495] in the execut... [t:76051998]...</cite> <quote><cite>wackyteen posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Mistere Man posted...</cite> <quote>Kill cams can suck. (Stands on edge of rock for clear shot) (Takes aim with bow) (kill cam) (arrow hits rock below you) (Repeat 6 Times) Finally no kill cam and it hits as I wasnt aiming at the rock I was aiming at a standing still target.</quote> <quote>The cinematic kill camera causes a wrong starting position for the bow/arrow. If you are shooting from the rim of a ledge, the kill camera effect will start but then immediately end with the arrow striking the ledge even though a normal shot without kill camera would not be blocked.</quote></quote> Where is that from? Because that is totally correct, and I hate it! Where else would you snipe, but from a ledge?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1 12/02/17 8:50:36 PM #19:	Yer killing me, Smalls! --- http://i.imgur.com/74wPMdp.jpg <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:891478598] in the execut... [t:76051998]...</cite> <quote>Yer killing me, Smalls!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wackyteen 12/02/17 9:02:48 PM #20:	Mistere Man posted... Where is that from? Because that is totally correct, and I hate it! Where else would you snipe, but from a ledge? http://en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Archery#Bugs --- The name is wackyteen* for a reason. Never doubt. *No longer teen <cite>wackyteen posted [p:891479204] in the execut... [t:76051998]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mistere Man posted...</cite> <quote> Where is that from? Because that is totally correct, and I hate it! Where else would you snipe, but from a ledge?</quote> http://en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Archery#Bugs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xelltrix 12/02/17 9:06:09 PM #21:	I've never ever ever had that happen even once. --- Reading this post may induce one or more of the following: Nausea / Butt-Hurt / Lulz / UM? Syndrome / Angst / Diarrhea <cite>Xelltrix posted [p:891479341] in the execut... [t:76051998]...</cite> <quote>I've never ever ever had that happen even once.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere Man 12/02/17 9:06:53 PM #23:	wackyteen posted... Mistere Man posted... Where is that from? Because that is totally correct, and I hate it! Where else would you snipe, but from a ledge? http://en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Archery#Bugs Thank you. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:891479376] in the execut... [t:76051998]...</cite> <quote><cite>wackyteen posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Mistere Man posted...</cite> <quote> Where is that from? Because that is totally correct, and I hate it! Where else would you snipe, but from a ledge?</quote> http://en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Archery#Bugs</quote> Thank you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wackyteen 12/02/17 10:10:22 PM #24:	>Ancient Dragon >knocks me through a fence so hard i clipped through to the other side >he then execution kills me while I'm on the other side What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit. --- The name is wackyteen* for a reason. Never doubt. *No longer teen <cite>wackyteen posted [p:891482373] in the execut... [t:76051998]...</cite> <quote>>Ancient Dragon >knocks me through a fence so hard i clipped through to the other side >he then execution kills me while I'm on the other side What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wackyteen 12/02/17 10:12:25 PM #25:	and ofc it spawns as only a Blood Dragon on the reload --- The name is wackyteen* for a reason. Never doubt. *No longer teen <cite>wackyteen posted [p:891482474] in the execut... [t:76051998]...</cite> <quote>and ofc it spawns as only a Blood Dragon on the reload</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 12/02/17 10:57:05 PM #26:	I once got fus ro dahed by a deathlord into a corner but instead of getting up I started to slowly slip down a slope for about 7 seconds I finally stopped and started to get up only to get hit with an arrow that killed me. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:891484736] in the execut... [t:76051998]...</cite> <quote>I once got fus ro dahed by a deathlord into a corner but instead of getting up I started to slowly slip down a slope for about 7 seconds I finally stopped and started to get up only to get hit with an arrow that killed me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wackyteen 12/03/17 12:59:10 PM #27:	lol >grind a bunch of levels via magic >don't go home for a while >go back and the game has despawned my barrel of quick access items now i'm forced to redo all that grinding. <_< cause I had to load a save back where the game hadn't despawned the items in the barrel --- The name is wackyteen* for a reason. Never doubt. *No longer teen <cite>wackyteen posted [p:891511632] in the execut... [t:76051998]...</cite> <quote>lol >grind a bunch of levels via magic >don't go home for a while >go back and the game has despawned my barrel of quick access items now i'm forced to redo all that grinding. <_< cause I had to load a save back where the game hadn't despawned the items in the barrel</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vermander 12/03/17 1:17:57 PM #28:	Skyrim is joke easy if you know how to break it early on. --- 3DS FC: 4312 - 9992 - 0441 <cite>Vermander posted [p:891512750] in the execut... [t:76051998]...</cite> <quote>Skyrim is joke easy if you know how to break it early on.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnholyMudcrab 12/03/17 1:22:11 PM #29:	You should probably stop playing before you have an aneurysm or something --- http://i.imgur.com/VeNBg.gif http://i.imgur.com/gd5jC8q.gif http://i.imgur.com/PKIy7.gif http://i.imgur.com/3p29JqP.gif <cite>UnholyMudcrab posted [p:891512969] in the execut... [t:76051998]...</cite> <quote>You should probably stop playing before you have an aneurysm or something</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Link HT 12/03/17 1:23:28 PM #30:	Naysaspace posted... i have 145 hours on that, over 100 dragon kills, and have never had that issue whatsoever get gud, newb. >implying skyrim requires ANY skill at all to play --- http://i.imgur.com/Tx1FX.jpg <cite>Link HT posted [p:891513034] in the execut... [t:76051998]...</cite> <quote><cite>Naysaspace posted...</cite> <quote>i have 145 hours on that, over 100 dragon kills, and have never had that issue whatsoever get gud, newb.</quote> >implying skyrim requires ANY skill at all to play</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wackyteen 12/03/17 1:38:16 PM #31:	UnholyMudcrab posted... You should probably stop playing before you have an aneurysm or something >thinking I'm actually close to that mad --- The name is wackyteen* for a reason. Never doubt. *No longer teen <cite>wackyteen posted [p:891513797] in the execut... [t:76051998]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnholyMudcrab posted...</cite> <quote>You should probably stop playing before you have an aneurysm or something</quote> >thinking I'm actually close to that mad</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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