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ColdOne666
12/01/17 2:13:14 AM
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Fuck this shitty world, they taste so good :(
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TheDarkCircle
12/01/17 2:13:49 AM
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what's devon?
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SEGASonicNinja
12/01/17 2:14:13 AM
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your chance of getting cancer increases greatly every moment you are alive.
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gafemaqs
12/01/17 2:16:21 AM
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So just don't eat them. You'll live (literally).
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ColdOne666
12/01/17 2:16:51 AM
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TheDarkCircle posted...
what's devon?


A better version of bologna, Aussie style.
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Pepys Monster
12/01/17 2:18:40 AM
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Try meatless alternatives, TC.
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Awesome
12/01/17 2:29:25 AM
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Flasbangs
12/01/17 2:30:06 AM
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Worth it!
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Crazyman93
12/01/17 2:31:26 AM
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Awesome posted...
pork is bad for all humans

I mean, fuck, even the Jews and Muslims knew it in Roman Times.
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CADE FOSTER
12/01/17 2:32:27 AM
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Crazyman93
12/01/17 2:33:02 AM
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CADE FOSTER posted...
Nitrates is what causes the cancer just pick stuff that doesnt have nitrates

So avoid ham then.
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ChainedRedone
12/01/17 2:34:28 AM
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Red meat does too. Yes, all red meat.

Awesome posted...
pork is bad for all humans


Not anymore than beef.
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Banjo2553
12/01/17 2:54:44 AM
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Everything seems to cause cancer nowadays.
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CADE FOSTER
12/01/17 2:57:11 AM
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ColdOne666
12/01/17 3:08:50 AM
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Fuck it, if i get cancer then at least i had fun.
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Awesome
12/01/17 11:34:07 AM
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ChainedRedone posted...
Red meat does too. Yes, all red meat.

Awesome posted...
pork is bad for all humans


Not anymore than beef.


grain fed beef kills, grass fed heals and builds strength.
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SamuelHayden
12/01/17 11:35:05 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Try meatless alternatives, TC.


All those estrogens in soy/tofu and all that are bad too.
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Awesome
12/01/17 11:52:39 AM
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yeah soy and tofu will destroy you, if you have to eat soy eat it fermented
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_Reivax_
12/01/17 11:54:38 AM
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Apparently processed meat only causes this, just go eat some red meat.
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Trigg3rH4ppy
12/01/17 12:06:07 PM
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Fuck I eat bacon egg and cheese on a croissant like every day. I'm not stopping any time soon either.
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LittleRoyal
12/01/17 12:07:41 PM
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Uhh we honestly make correlation and causation the same. We dont know exactly so we say everything doesnt iirc
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Awesome
12/01/17 12:09:05 PM
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Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
Fuck I eat bacon egg and cheese on a croissant like every day. I'm not stopping any time soon either.


eat turkey bacon
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Questionmarktarius
12/01/17 12:11:08 PM
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Everything causes cancer. Every thing.

Even oxygen.
https://www.sciencenews.org/article/more-oxygen-may-lead-more-tumors
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DevsBro
12/01/17 12:16:18 PM
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With all the things that are bad for your health, I'm starting to think health is bad for you.

I mean if you think about it, being healthy means you eat nasty crap and forego tasty crap, force your body to work really hard for long periods of time and just generally are miserable.

Which is bad for you.
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Questionmarktarius
12/01/17 12:57:30 PM
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DevsBro posted...
With all the things that are bad for your health, I'm starting to think health is bad for you.

I mean if you think about it, being healthy means you eat nasty crap and forego tasty crap, force your body to work really hard for long periods of time and just generally are miserable.

Which is bad for you.

You may die sooner, but you got to eat bacon the whole time.
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DevsBro
12/01/17 1:14:23 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
DevsBro posted...
With all the things that are bad for your health, I'm starting to think health is bad for you.

I mean if you think about it, being healthy means you eat nasty crap and forego tasty crap, force your body to work really hard for long periods of time and just generally are miserable.

Which is bad for you.

You may die sooner, but you got to eat bacon the whole time.

Right?
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yoshirulezz1
12/01/17 1:16:39 PM
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So...what meat can I eat?
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Krojen
12/01/17 1:42:25 PM
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SamuelHayden posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Try meatless alternatives, TC.


All those estrogens in soy/tofu and all that are bad too.

Phytoestrogens in soy attach to the beta receptor and help prevent feminizing effects in men like manboobs.

Conversely, the hops in beer contain phytoestrogens that attach to the alpha receptor. This means beer contributes to feminine fat distributions (manboobs, beer belly, etc.)
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Questionmarktarius
12/01/17 3:27:53 PM
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Krojen posted...
Phytoestrogens in soy attach to the beta receptor and help prevent feminizing effects in men like manboobs.

Conversely, the hops in beer contain phytoestrogens that attach to the alpha receptor. This means beer contributes to feminine fat distributions (manboobs, beer belly, etc.)

So... we need to finally get around to making soy beer?
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LeningradCowboy
12/01/17 3:29:46 PM
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Krojen
12/01/17 4:41:16 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Krojen posted...
Phytoestrogens in soy attach to the beta receptor and help prevent feminizing effects in men like manboobs.

Conversely, the hops in beer contain phytoestrogens that attach to the alpha receptor. This means beer contributes to feminine fat distributions (manboobs, beer belly, etc.)

So... we need to finally get around to making soy beer?

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