Current Events > fuck me, have a 300 word essay due next week

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SpoiltTrouser
11/30/17 5:48:26 PM
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This is gonna fucking take me ages. Our professor knew we we overloaded from other classes since we've been complaining a lot but she still decided to set this. Fucking bullshit man, I'm definitely signing the petition to change the due date to January or something manageable like that. Hate having these assignments loom over the Christmas period.

Like God, ugh

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UnholyMudcrab
11/30/17 5:48:50 PM
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Drpooplol
11/30/17 5:48:56 PM
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I'm sorry tc, that sucks :(
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MegaTech
11/30/17 5:49:18 PM
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sup bean
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RE_expert44
11/30/17 5:50:10 PM
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300 words? Is it a phd dissertation?
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SpoiltTrouser
11/30/17 5:50:19 PM
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MegaTech posted...
sup bean

Ayyo pooka
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SnoozeLord
11/30/17 5:52:11 PM
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I'll write it 4 u 4 $120

guaranteed C- at least
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SnoozeLord
11/30/17 5:52:24 PM
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take it or leaf it
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SpoiltTrouser
11/30/17 5:53:28 PM
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Asherlee10 posted...
Be grateful it isn't a 100 word essay.

That would be the worst
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SpoiltTrouser
11/30/17 5:57:02 PM
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RedWhiteBlue posted...
You think that's bad? My dickwad professor assigned a 300 word essay just this morning. This is gonna fucking take me ages. Our professor knew we we overloaded from other classes since we've been complaining a lot but she still decided to set this. Fucking bullshit man, I'm definitely signing the petition to change the due date to January or something manageable like that. Hate having these assignments loom over the Christmas period.

Haha, I'm in a similar boat but it's a 300 word essay. Glad my class isn't the only one suffering.
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SnoozeLord
11/30/17 5:58:38 PM
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helllllllloooooooo! lord of snooze over here? offering services 4 those in dire need
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SnoozeLord
11/30/17 6:00:00 PM
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I'm a genius at getting a C,you can trust me guys
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SpoiltTrouser
11/30/17 6:00:47 PM
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I think it might be too much work for you. cX
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SnoozeLord
11/30/17 6:02:20 PM
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that's fucked up. you're fucked up you know that?

who are you? because your username should be "fucked up"
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masticatingman
11/30/17 6:02:54 PM
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300 words is a paragraph. git gud
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SnoozeLord
11/30/17 6:03:02 PM
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I'm tagging you now. ur on my shit list now. watch your BACK
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Mystery_Mission
11/30/17 6:03:32 PM
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Yeah I had the same thing happen to me and this is gonna fucking take me ages. Our professor knew we we overloaded from other classes since we've been complaining a lot but she still decided to set this. Fucking bullshit man, I'm definitely signing the petition to change the due date to January or something manageable like that. Hate having these assignments loom over the Christmas period.
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SpoiltTrouser
11/30/17 6:04:27 PM
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masticatingman posted...
300 words is a paragraph. git gud

You make it easy when you word it like that but it's a lot harder in the real world. Count to 300, takes a while doesn't it.
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thisisboris2
11/30/17 6:05:09 PM
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i have a 75 word essay due at the end of the semester, i don't even know how i can do this, considering dropping the class tbh
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legendarylemur
11/30/17 6:06:06 PM
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Wtf lol 300 words, if you can type 300 words in gfaqs in like less than 10 min, you can do an essay like that in less than 10 min, providing you know what you're gonna write about. 300 word is a fucking conversation, it's barely an essay

SpoiltTrouser posted...
masticatingman posted...
300 words is a paragraph. git gud

You make it easy when you word it like that but it's a lot harder in the real world. Count to 300, takes a while doesn't it.

Lol I get that reference
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kkTheKiller42
11/30/17 6:08:14 PM
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masticatingman posted...
300 words is a paragraph. git gud

Look at this try hard
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RECON64bit
11/30/17 8:18:39 PM
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3 paragraphs in a week sounds easy. I used to be assigned essays everyday in high school.
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Blue_Dream87
11/30/17 8:22:46 PM
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legendarylemur posted...
Wtf lol 300 words, if you can type 300 words in gfaqs in like less than 10 min, you can do an essay like that in less than 10 min, providing you know what you're gonna write about. 300 word is a fucking conversation, it's barely an essay


Look at J. R. R. Tolkein over here. Sorry not everyone got a PhD in Languagology. 300 words is some college thesis shit. Doesn't help most of us got algebra professors who assign 10 fucking questions (thank God they're always odd tho)
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SpoiltTrouser
12/01/17 6:36:28 PM
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RECON64bit posted...
3 paragraphs in a week sounds easy. I used to be assigned essays everyday in high school.

Stop bragging, bleugh.
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