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GODTIER
11/30/17 10:50:25 AM
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How much longer does humanity have
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KiwiTerraRizing
11/30/17 10:51:35 AM
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Lol at thinking Trump isnt an Octopus. Wake up Sheeple!
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ThyCorndog
11/30/17 10:52:57 AM
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Never, human individual. Return to your surface human life. The Octopus race is no threat to you or y... our species
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Kitt
11/30/17 10:53:04 AM
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NeonOctopus
11/30/17 10:53:41 AM
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VectorChaos
11/30/17 10:56:35 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Boobs can finally run free and unrestrained.

I'm sold. Bring on our future octopus overlords.
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Bluebomber182
11/30/17 10:57:58 AM
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worry more about crabs taking over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QaAKi0NFkA

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Vyrulisse
11/30/17 10:58:42 AM
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Bluebomber182 posted...
worry more about crabs taking over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QaAKi0NFkA

Oh my god...
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KazumaKiryu
11/30/17 10:58:51 AM
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I think jellyfish are the real things to be afraid of. They are aliens. They're unlike anything else on our planet.
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GODTIER
11/30/17 10:59:15 AM
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Octopuses can solve problems, camoplaugh themselves, shoot ink, regenerate, use jet propulsion, are super strong, and can even squeeze into things because they don't have a skeleton!
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Vyrulisse
11/30/17 11:01:21 AM
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GODTIER posted...
Octopuses can solve problems, camoplaugh themselves, shoot ink, regenerate, use jet propulsion, are super strong, and can even squeeze into things because they don't have a skeleton!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebeNeQFUMa0


They are evolving.
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KazumaKiryu
11/30/17 11:02:14 AM
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GODTIER posted...
Octopuses can solve problems, camoplaugh themselves, shoot ink, regenerate, use jet propulsion, are super strong, and can even squeeze into things because they don't have a skeleton!


The plural is octopi, by the way...
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DK9292
11/30/17 11:03:47 AM
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Vyrulisse posted...
GODTIER posted...
Octopuses can solve problems, camoplaugh themselves, shoot ink, regenerate, use jet propulsion, are super strong, and can even squeeze into things because they don't have a skeleton!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebeNeQFUMa0


They are evolving.

Jesus, it's like watching a horror movie.
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GODTIER
11/30/17 11:04:55 AM
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Vyrulisse posted...
GODTIER posted...
Octopuses can solve problems, camoplaugh themselves, shoot ink, regenerate, use jet propulsion, are super strong, and can even squeeze into things because they don't have a skeleton!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebeNeQFUMa0


They are evolving.


I read a story about an octopus that emptied his tank by turning a valve just to escape

He shriveled up and died but still
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GODTIER
11/30/17 11:05:14 AM
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KazumaKiryu posted...
GODTIER posted...
Octopuses can solve problems, camoplaugh themselves, shoot ink, regenerate, use jet propulsion, are super strong, and can even squeeze into things because they don't have a skeleton!


The plural is octopi, by the way...


I bet they knew that. Fuck.
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Questionmarktarius
11/30/17 11:07:14 AM
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Ringo Starr's propaganda campaign failed in the 60s, so it's taking a long while to regroup and find a better marketing strategy.
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GODTIER
11/30/17 11:07:50 AM
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Omg did you see him fuck that crab up
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Returning_CEmen
11/30/17 11:08:26 AM
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GODTIER
11/30/17 11:11:45 AM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
Squids too


We are so fucked.

Octopi are like natural assassins. Quiet, cunning, can get anywhere, and have escape methods!
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Bad_Mojo
11/30/17 11:19:19 AM
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One of my biggest theories in general is that the only true aliens are much like the Great Old ones from the Cthulhu mythos. I think they came here a long time ago because Earth has a lot of water and made a lot of these Octopi creatures to re-start their own evolution because they were dying out. They evolve, we evolve, and we end up being their food source when they take that evolutionary step in order to survive.
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utarefson
11/30/17 11:19:34 AM
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GODTIER posted...
Octopuses can solve problems, camoplaugh themselves, shoot ink, regenerate, use jet propulsion, are super strong, and can even squeeze into things because they don't have a skeleton!


Yeah but if they eat anything bigger than their oesophagus they get brain damage as their food tube runs straight through the middle of their donut shaped brain. Fatal flaw
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GODTIER
11/30/17 11:21:27 AM
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utarefson posted...
GODTIER posted...
Octopuses can solve problems, camoplaugh themselves, shoot ink, regenerate, use jet propulsion, are super strong, and can even squeeze into things because they don't have a skeleton!


Yeah but if they eat anything bigger than their oesophagus they get brain damage as their food tube runs straight through the middle of their donut shaped brain. Fatal flaw


Omg it's like the Death Star trench.

That's what it's gonna come down to, us launching a missile into a giant octopuses one weakness
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Bad_Mojo
11/30/17 11:23:04 AM
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GODTIER posted...
utarefson posted...
GODTIER posted...
Octopuses can solve problems, camoplaugh themselves, shoot ink, regenerate, use jet propulsion, are super strong, and can even squeeze into things because they don't have a skeleton!


Yeah but if they eat anything bigger than their oesophagus they get brain damage as their food tube runs straight through the middle of their donut shaped brain. Fatal flaw


Omg it's like the Death Star trench.

That's what it's gonna come down to, us launching a missile into a giant octopuses one weakness


God damn it, you're right!
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Questionmarktarius
11/30/17 11:24:57 AM
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utarefson posted...
GODTIER posted...
Octopuses can solve problems, camoplaugh themselves, shoot ink, regenerate, use jet propulsion, are super strong, and can even squeeze into things because they don't have a skeleton!


Yeah but if they eat anything bigger than their oesophagus they get brain damage as their food tube runs straight through the middle of their donut shaped brain. Fatal flaw

An octopus has three hearts and eleven brains. It'll be fine.
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meestermj
11/30/17 11:28:04 AM
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KazumaKiryu posted...
GODTIER posted...
Octopuses can solve problems, camoplaugh themselves, shoot ink, regenerate, use jet propulsion, are super strong, and can even squeeze into things because they don't have a skeleton!


The plural is octopi, by the way...

Actually octopuses is the accepted and most commonly used plural form.
Octopi is accepted even though it is linguistically completely incorrect.
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GODTIER
11/30/17 11:28:08 AM
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An octopus has three hearts and eleven brains. It'll be fine.


Fuck. Foiled again
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NeoShadowhen
11/30/17 11:33:22 AM
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Vyrulisse posted...
GODTIER posted...
Octopuses can solve problems, camoplaugh themselves, shoot ink, regenerate, use jet propulsion, are super strong, and can even squeeze into things because they don't have a skeleton!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebeNeQFUMa0


They are evolving.


Well that's just great.

And of course it's Australia. I mean, I love you guys, but seriously. You need to get a handle on your wildlife.
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VectorChaos
11/30/17 12:01:11 PM
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NeoShadowhen posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
GODTIER posted...
Octopuses can solve problems, camoplaugh themselves, shoot ink, regenerate, use jet propulsion, are super strong, and can even squeeze into things because they don't have a skeleton!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebeNeQFUMa0


They are evolving.


Well that's just great.

And of course it's Australia. I mean, I love you guys, but seriously. You need to get a handle on your wildlife.

They should just weaponize their wildlife honestly. They'd be able to take the world.
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DK9292
11/30/17 12:04:52 PM
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VectorChaos posted...
NeoShadowhen posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
GODTIER posted...
Octopuses can solve problems, camoplaugh themselves, shoot ink, regenerate, use jet propulsion, are super strong, and can even squeeze into things because they don't have a skeleton!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebeNeQFUMa0


They are evolving.


Well that's just great.

And of course it's Australia. I mean, I love you guys, but seriously. You need to get a handle on your wildlife.

They should just weaponize their wildlife honestly. They'd be able to take the world.

Also their flora. Ever hear of the Triodia grass, the Tiger Pear cactus, or the suicide plant?
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VectorChaos
11/30/17 12:11:58 PM
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*googles*

Jesus fucking Christ the plants are trying to kill people too
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ForestLogic
11/30/17 12:18:34 PM
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KazumaKiryu posted...
GODTIER posted...
Octopuses can solve problems, camoplaugh themselves, shoot ink, regenerate, use jet propulsion, are super strong, and can even squeeze into things because they don't have a skeleton!


The plural is octopi, by the way...


It's actually not. It's not like word cactus. Correct English for it is either octopuses or octopods.

Edit: crap, was beaten to it.
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DK9292
11/30/17 12:21:16 PM
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VectorChaos posted...
*googles*

Jesus fucking Christ the plants are trying to kill people too

Dude, you have no idea.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Australian_Bight

Even the ground wants to kill you.
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apolloooo
11/30/17 12:23:06 PM
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I mean this is the country that once waged war against emu and defeated utterly
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VectorChaos
11/30/17 12:23:13 PM
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That's it. Fire all the nukes at Australia.

All of them.
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VectorChaos
11/30/17 12:31:55 PM
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apolloooo posted...
I mean this is the country that once waged war against emu and defeated utterly


Never forget the Great Emu War

hYKFyBv
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utarefson
12/01/17 2:38:06 AM
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Please, let's not start with the emus...I already have enough to worry about with octupuses!
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Ballstopshere
12/01/17 2:54:23 AM
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octopi
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utarefson
12/01/17 5:18:45 AM
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This is some classic Gestapo propaganda type stuff, spreading misinformation and confusion, probably initiated by the Octupuses.

We are fighting amongst ourselves, over the true plural of Octopus...and they are secretly taking over the world while we fall victim to their Octoplodian plans.
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