Current Events > Marvel movies - the lowest common denominator

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Because many of the things I'm about to say regarding Marvel Movies have already been beaten into the ground, I will try to keep this letter short. I guess I should start by saying that Marvel Movies avers that he opposes ruthless bullies who crush national and spiritual values out of existence and substitute the fatuitous and contemptible machinery of plagiarism. The reality is that there'll always be some cullionly grammaticaster who's eager to complain about my use of English in this letter. He'll probably tell me that it's grammatically incorrect to use the word ridiculous when writing, Marvel Movies is a ridiculous pococurante. Well, the fact is that Marvel Movies is a ridiculous pococurante, and a person who wants to get ahead should try to understand the long-range consequences of his/her actions. Marvel Movies has never had that faculty.

It may be soothing and pleasant for Marvel Movies to think that there won't be any blowback from his fortifying a social correctness that restricts experience and defines success with narrow boundaries, but we need to make a manful effort to make this world a kinder, gentler place. A halfhearted attempt simply won't do. I don't believe I violate any confidences when I assert that he sells the supposed merits of cameralism on the basis of rhetoric, not evidence. The evidence, however belated, is now in, and the evidence says that Marvel Movies is trying to brainwash us. He wants us to believe that it's pertinacious to maintain an open dialogue; that's boring; that's not cool. You know what I think of that, don't you? I think that Marvel Movies is a human leech dedicated to sucking the life out of our doomed corpses. Get that straight, please. Any other thinking is blame-shoving or responsibility-dodging. Furthermore, although I disapprove of what Marvel Movies says, I will defend to the death his right to say it. Or, at a minimum, I'll deal with Marvel Movies appropriately. Okay, that's not quite the same as defending to the death, but at least it demonstrates that Marvel Movies proclaims that embracing a system of statism will make everything right with the world. As you can no doubt determine from comments like that, facts and Marvel Movies are like oil and water.

Marvel Movies refers to a variety of things using the word anthropoteleological. Translating this bit of jargon into English isn't easy. Basically, he's saying that he is a master of precognition, psychokinesis, remote viewing, and other undeveloped human capabilities, which we all know is patently absurd. At any rate, he has been trying desperately to convince us that we can change the truth if we don't like it the way it is. These hate-filled attempts at suasion are basically a bald admission that Marvel Movies is planning on spreading rumors, gossip, and stories that are doubtlessly false one of these days. As I have said many times in the past, if we look beyond his delusions of grandeur, we see that it is easy to see from the foregoing that the inexorable cultural atrophy engendered by Marvel Movies's tractates will make life less pleasant for us by next weekend. But waitas they say on late-night television infomercialsthere's more: What I find frightening is that some academics actually believe Marvel Movies's line that metanarratives are the root of tyranny, lawlessness, overpopulation, racial hatred, world hunger, disease, and rank stupidity. To that I say, we need to look beyond the most immediate and visible problems with Marvel Movies. We need to look at what is behind these problems and understand that some people have indicated that Marvel Movies's rebarbative causeries induce paralysis of the cerebrum. To summarize my views: Marvel Movies manipulates people's empathy, their concern for the weak and the downtrodden, and their yearning for justice to trick them into honeyfuggling us into believing that he would never dream of planting the seeds of hucksterism into the tabulae rasae of children's minds.

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Bio1590 posted...

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This is the real effect that watching Marvel Movies has on one's attention span.

shut up they're fun
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LethalAffinity posted...

shut up they're fun

So is playing with trinkets and tops.

Naysaspace posted...

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To be fair...
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Transformers and FatF and DCEU are all major franchises that are way worse and dumber.
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lilORANG posted...

Transformers and FatF and DCEU are all major franchises that are way worse and dumber.

Its not about that

Do you vote conservative? Because you're awfully persistant at trying to draw charades to divert attention from the issue at hand.