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Cj_WlLL_VVlN
11/29/17 4:10:17 AM
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I'm 26 now. Earlier I was making out with some chick. We seemed to be hitting it off. She went back to her friends. I came back before leaving to say bye and exchange numbers and she was making out with some other dude.

This is the second time in a month that I've made out with a girl before she left with a different dude. I think the gut is playing a part. Need to stop drinking and get to the gym.
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pizz
11/29/17 4:16:20 AM
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I'm a health nut and I bike 2-4 hours a day. Sounds tough but you'll eventually reach a point where you don't feel right if you don't follow your routine. It's easy and pays off. Food today is nothing but a bunch of chemicals. Most meat and additives cause cancer. High fructose corn syrup will destroy your organs and msg will shred your central nervous system to bits. There's a lot of changes to make.
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Pepys Monster
11/29/17 4:19:10 AM
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Stealth brag topic about making out with a chick.
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN
11/29/17 10:40:30 AM
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pizz posted...
I'm a health nut and I bike 2-4 hours a day. Sounds tough but you'll eventually reach a point where you don't feel right if you don't follow your routine. It's easy and pays off. Food today is nothing but a bunch of chemicals. Most meat and additives cause cancer. High fructose corn syrup will destroy your organs and msg will shred your central nervous system to bits. There's a lot of changes to make.


Yea. I don't think I've been to a gym in over a year and my diet is getting worse. I need to turn it around.

Pepys Monster posted...
Stealth brag topic about making out with a chick.


Yes, you nailed it. Life is so awesome guys. I'm getting old and fat but I made out with a chick who left with another dude.
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Cocytus
11/29/17 10:42:28 AM
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...
I'm 26 now.

Stopped at I'm 26 now...
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN
11/29/17 10:55:14 AM
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Cocytus posted...
Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...
I'm 26 now.

Stopped at I'm 26 now...


Because I'm old and you don't love old people?
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Cocytus
11/29/17 10:56:57 AM
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...
Cocytus posted...
Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...
I'm 26 now.

Stopped at I'm 26 now...


Because I'm old and you don't love old people?

Because I'm 43 and don't think you are old whatsoever. I have students I've taught older than you now.
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rhklce
11/29/17 10:58:24 AM
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If 26 is old then Im fucking ancient
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Cornmuffins
11/29/17 11:00:41 AM
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26 isnt old dont worry
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN
11/29/17 11:23:49 AM
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Cocytus posted...
Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...
Cocytus posted...
Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...
I'm 26 now.

Stopped at I'm 26 now...


Because I'm old and you don't love old people?

Because I'm 43 and don't think you are old whatsoever. I have students I've taught older than you now.


Alternatively I have money in savings, fully fund my Ira every year, just signed up for medical insurance because "not getting sick" isn't good medical insurance, I often wake up sore after boxing or basketball and to top it all off twice in a month these girls left with someone else.

Im practically dead.
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Ilishe
11/29/17 11:26:30 AM
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Yeah TC you're ancient. Might as well skip retirement and look for a graveyard spot.
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN
11/29/17 11:27:29 AM
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Ilishe posted...
Yeah TC you're ancient. Might as well skip retirement and look for a graveyard spot.


I don't know if I'll go that far yet but I think it's time to raise the drinking age to 25. 21st birthdays annoy me.
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Pepys Monster
11/29/17 2:07:20 PM
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...
Yes, you nailed it. Life is so awesome guys. I'm getting old and fat but I made out with a chick who left with another dude.

I'm 29 and haven't kissed a girl in 4 months.
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN
11/29/17 3:43:08 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...
Yes, you nailed it. Life is so awesome guys. I'm getting old and fat but I made out with a chick who left with another dude.

I'm 29 and haven't kissed a girl in 4 months.


Oh God. Need to stop aging. It gets worse.
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Wetterdew
11/29/17 3:53:19 PM
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26 isn't old, you're just lazy. You can be in great shape or terrible shape at 26, just like you can at 20 or 40.
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