Current Events > Scenario: A cute girl approaches you and says "Hi!"

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Pepys Monster
11/28/17 3:06:50 PM
#1:


"When I saw you, I had to come talk to you. Would you like to have coffee with me sometime? Here's my number. Text me! I feel like we're going to be the best of friends. I'm so excited, I have to tell my boyfriend!"

How do you react?
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gr8 b8 m8
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Naysaspace
11/28/17 3:07:35 PM
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"Shouldn't you be in school, little girl?"
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darkphoenix181
11/28/17 3:07:55 PM
#3:


not into threesomes sorry
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sigless user is me or am I?
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Sami1000
11/28/17 3:14:40 PM
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I would be absolutely sure i'm being pranked and would throw the number to the trash can, and move on.
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Can't think any good sig
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beacraft
11/28/17 3:14:53 PM
#5:


What?
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Have you tried turning it off and on again?
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