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SmokeMassTree
11/26/17 8:09:41 PM
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Go
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SSJGrimReaper
11/26/17 8:10:28 PM
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"Fun fact: I have one nut pierced."
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TheDarkCircle
11/26/17 8:10:32 PM
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"Sub-Zero or Scorpion?"
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Smashingpmkns
11/26/17 8:11:21 PM
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"Left or right?"
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Eat More Beef
11/26/17 8:14:16 PM
#5:


In concert with your bio, what was your favourite concert?
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Kelystic
11/26/17 8:14:37 PM
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WWII documentaries
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Kaiganeer
11/26/17 8:14:50 PM
#7:


"hey"
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Xenozoa425
11/26/17 8:15:07 PM
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Challenge her to a rap battle
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thronedfire2
11/26/17 8:15:33 PM
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is her head shaved

abandon ship
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SmokeMassTree
11/26/17 8:18:08 PM
#10:


SSJGrimReaper posted...
"Fun fact: I have one nut pierced."


Winner

x5mLnMg
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WalkingWiki
11/26/17 8:20:16 PM
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Your bio is terrible
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nevershine
11/26/17 8:21:59 PM
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"Ayy your eyes are so separated, they're in a custody battle for your nose....wanna f***?"
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josifrees
11/26/17 8:22:05 PM
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For the first one you should have said something like Id make you put a ring on your finger than frodo did when boromir went crazy

Second one, I hear lake Minnetonka is nice this time of year
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Eat More Beef
11/26/17 8:23:28 PM
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nevershine posted...
"Ayy your eyes are so separated, they're in a custody battle for your nose....wanna f***?"


Oh man!!!!! Greatest post ever.
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SmokeMassTree
11/26/17 8:27:52 PM
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Bullet_Wing posted...
I assumed "with pictures" would mean you'd show pictures of the conversation where you sent these lines. Topic is a whole lot less interesting if this is all just theoretical


Yes, conversations will follow. I can post a pic of me sending it but I figured I'd wait for a reply.

Nothing mean guys.
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Duncanwii
11/26/17 8:29:15 PM
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So you aren't actually intending to see any of these girls right?
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Xenozoa425
11/26/17 8:30:01 PM
#19:


please respond
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SmokeMassTree
11/26/17 8:30:25 PM
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I'm trying to smash homie. Why else would I be on tinder
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Eat More Beef
11/26/17 8:30:26 PM
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"Do you think Maroon 5 is a subtle way to talk about Adam Levine's five day period cramps?"
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Blue_Inigo
11/26/17 8:31:37 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
"Fun fact: I have one nut pierced."

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Duncanwii
11/26/17 8:32:31 PM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
I'm trying to smash homie. Why else would I be on tinder

Because that girl is going to expect you to have a pierced testicle now.
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nevershine
11/26/17 8:32:53 PM
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Anything that tadamoto has posted
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SmokeMassTree
11/26/17 8:33:42 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
I'm trying to smash homie. Why else would I be on tinder

Because that girl is going to expect you to have a pierced testicle now.


I don't think people actually do that
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DestroyedDog
11/26/17 8:35:00 PM
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Hey girl, are you Irish? Cuz my dick is Dublin
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Eat More Beef
11/26/17 8:35:55 PM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
Duncanwii posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
I'm trying to smash homie. Why else would I be on tinder

Because that girl is going to expect you to have a pierced testicle now.


I don't think people actually do that


They do. My ex was a tattoo artist and people would get all kinds of weird places pierced at her shop.
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SmokeMassTree
11/26/17 8:38:19 PM
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Feel like that would fuckup your shit

Maybe just the bag with a stud or two but you can't touch the actual balls
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nevershine
11/26/17 8:39:09 PM
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Eat More Beef posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
Duncanwii posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
I'm trying to smash homie. Why else would I be on tinder

Because that girl is going to expect you to have a pierced testicle now.


I don't think people actually do that


They do. My ex was a tattoo artist and people would get all kinds of weird places pierced at her shop.


Yeah but if he goes to smash and doesn't have a piercing, his game is gonna look weak
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Eat More Beef
11/26/17 8:42:15 PM
#30:


nevershine posted...
Eat More Beef posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
Duncanwii posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
I'm trying to smash homie. Why else would I be on tinder

Because that girl is going to expect you to have a pierced testicle now.


I don't think people actually do that


They do. My ex was a tattoo artist and people would get all kinds of weird places pierced at her shop.


Yeah but if he goes to smash and doesn't have a piercing, his game is gonna look weak


He could get a clip on and front like he's street.
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SmokeMassTree
11/26/17 8:43:17 PM
#31:


Eat More Beef posted...
"Do you think Maroon 5 is a subtle way to talk about Adam Levine's five day period cramps?"


Good enough

nMoe7HT
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SmokeMassTree
11/26/17 8:46:20 PM
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0q89xWT
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nevershine
11/26/17 8:47:13 PM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
0q89xWT


Score!
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Xenozoa425
11/26/17 8:47:47 PM
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nevershine posted...
Anything that tadamoto has posted

Oh god this

"Hello. How are you? I'm good. What's wrong? Oh no. Why?"
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SmokeMassTree
11/26/17 8:50:10 PM
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RedWhiteBlue posted...
nevershine posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
SNIP


Score!


Yeah, but she didn't leave anything else to comment on. He's still putting in all the work. I mean, what else is he going to say now?


Yes, what are we going to say now
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nevershine
11/26/17 8:51:14 PM
#37:


RedWhiteBlue posted...
nevershine posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
SNIP


Score!


Yeah, but she didn't leave anything else to comment on. He's still putting in all the work. I mean, what else is he going to say now?


"I paint with watercolors, wanna be my model?"
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DoctorPiranha3
11/26/17 8:52:10 PM
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DestroyedDog posted...
Hey girl, are you Irish? Cuz my dick is Dublin

This is good.
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Damn_Underscore
11/26/17 8:52:32 PM
#39:


tinder is so dumb

tell a dumb joke and if it's good enough you can hold a conversation while she gives one word answers

great topic tho
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Eat More Beef
11/26/17 8:53:14 PM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
0q89xWT


Damn... i didn't think that would get you in... awesome.
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doomcrusader
11/26/17 9:00:06 PM
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SSJGrimReaper
11/26/17 9:02:54 PM
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SmokeMassTree
11/26/17 9:14:37 PM
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Several POTd users got me laid in the past

On to the next girl and next line
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SmokeMassTree
11/26/17 10:07:32 PM
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More
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Grindcorp9000
11/26/17 10:08:47 PM
#45:


We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
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SmokeMassTree
11/27/17 4:58:07 PM
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Y'all finished or are y'all through? We done or it's over?
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Tom_Green_II
11/27/17 5:03:01 PM
#47:


You remind me of fast food because I wanna take you out...

...and then I wanna eat you in my car.
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Zodd3224
11/27/17 5:07:52 PM
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You should be asking for GOOD pickup lines, she looks like a keeper
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Romulox28
11/27/17 5:08:40 PM
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damn girl are u laundry cuz i wouldnt mind bringing you back to my parents house so my mom can do u
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