Current Events > My mom wanted to get an AncestryDNA kit for both myself and her

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Bio1590 11/26/17 4:54:17 PM #1:	And I was like, half my results will be roughly the same as my mom's so why not have my dad do the test instead of me --- http://i.imgur.com/bbRWLI8.gif https://i.imgur.com/A0BErSV.jpg <cite>Bio1590 posted [p:891097990] in My mom wan... [t:76033520]...</cite> <quote>And I was like, half my results will be roughly the same as my mom's so why not have my dad do the test instead of me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alucard188 11/26/17 4:54:56 PM #2:	Because she's low-key checking to see if your dad cheated on her with another woman. :3 --- Face it Cloud is a gaming icon and has appered in lots of games while mario has only appeared in 2 games sunshine and 64~xSlashbomBx <cite>Alucard188 posted [p:891098027] in My mom wan... [t:76033520]...</cite> <quote>Because she's low-key checking to see if your dad cheated on her with another woman. :3</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordRazziel 11/26/17 4:55:43 PM #3:	I saw a thing where a few identical twins took them and all got different results. --- http://i.imgur.com/8pzUM.gif http://i.imgur.com/Oh1iujg.gif The only bad part about flying is having to come back down to the f***in' world ~Rat <cite>LordRazziel posted [p:891098076] in My mom wan... [t:76033520]...</cite> <quote>I saw a thing where a few identical twins took them and all got different results.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordRazziel 11/26/17 4:56:19 PM #4:	Alucard188 posted... Because she's low-key checking to see if your dad cheated on her with another woman. :3 How would that work? lol --- http://i.imgur.com/8pzUM.gif http://i.imgur.com/Oh1iujg.gif The only bad part about flying is having to come back down to the f***in' world ~Rat <cite>LordRazziel posted [p:891098112] in My mom wan... [t:76033520]...</cite> <quote><cite>Alucard188 posted...</cite> <quote>Because she's low-key checking to see if your dad cheated on her with another woman. :3</quote> How would that work? lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 11/26/17 4:59:27 PM #5:	Is that the one where you shit in a box and send it in? --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:891098295] in My mom wan... [t:76033520]...</cite> <quote>Is that the one where you shit in a box and send it in?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bio1590 11/26/17 5:01:33 PM #6:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Is that the one where you shit in a box and send it in? Saliva sample --- http://i.imgur.com/bbRWLI8.gif https://i.imgur.com/A0BErSV.jpg <cite>Bio1590 posted [p:891098417] in My mom wan... [t:76033520]...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote>Is that the one where you shit in a box and send it in?</quote> Saliva sample</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheDarkCircle 11/26/17 5:02:05 PM #7:	Ancestry DNA kit turns out your not your mom's son <cite>TheDarkCircle posted [p:891098445] in My mom wan... [t:76033520]...</cite> <quote>Ancestry DNA kit turns out your not your mom's son</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaname_Madoka 11/26/17 5:02:31 PM #8:	My husbands son --- Drawn for me: Volkswagen_Bros, ShinobiNinjaX, Popcorn_Fairy + Nayr626. https://imgur.com/gallery/B4o8m Dokkan FC: 1923172355 <cite>Kaname_Madoka posted [p:891098469] in My mom wan... [t:76033520]...</cite> <quote>My husbands son</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Eevee-Trainer 11/26/17 5:02:44 PM #9:	Alucard188 posted... Because she's low-key checking to see if your dad cheated on her with another woman. :3 Goddammit I wanted to make that joke. throws a brick at you --- Maybe I'll put something here one day. <cite>Eevee-Trainer posted [p:891098488] in My mom wan... [t:76033520]...</cite> <quote><cite>Alucard188 posted...</cite> <quote>Because she's low-key checking to see if your dad cheated on her with another woman. :3</quote> Goddammit I wanted to make that joke. throws a brick at you</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ammonitida 11/26/17 5:03:30 PM #10:	What's your Y-DNA? <cite>Ammonitida posted [p:891098522] in My mom wan... [t:76033520]...</cite> <quote>What's your Y-DNA?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Parappa09 11/26/17 5:03:34 PM #11:	Bio1590 posted... And I was like, half my results will be roughly the same as my mom's i thought this as well but my friend yesterday said that siblings can have different results/genetic make up in regards to ancestry --- http://i.imgur.com/us5qLQb.jpg http://beta.last.fm/user/Jay92Jay <cite>Parappa09 posted [p:891098525] in My mom wan... [t:76033520]...</cite> <quote><cite>Bio1590 posted...</cite> <quote>And I was like, half my results will be roughly the same as my mom's</quote> i thought this as well but my friend yesterday said that siblings can have different results/genetic make up in regards to ancestry</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bio1590 11/26/17 5:05:32 PM #12:	Parappa09 posted... i thought this but my friend yesterday said that siblings can have different results/genetic make up in regards to ancestry Correct but I'm not talking about myself and my brother. Half my results will match my mom's so it's kinda wasteful. E: you're always gonna get 50% from your mom and 50% from your dad. The exact combination will vary among siblings but you're not gonna have anything your mom or dad don't. --- http://i.imgur.com/bbRWLI8.gif https://i.imgur.com/A0BErSV.jpg <cite>Bio1590 posted [p:891098632] in My mom wan... [t:76033520]...</cite> <quote><cite>Parappa09 posted...</cite> <quote>i thought this but my friend yesterday said that siblings can have different results/genetic make up in regards to ancestry</quote> Correct but I'm not talking about myself and my brother. Half my results will match my mom's so it's kinda wasteful. E: you're always gonna get 50% from your mom and 50% from your dad. The exact combination will vary among siblings but you're not gonna have anything your mom or dad don't.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
more_cow_bell 11/26/17 5:05:54 PM #13:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Is that the one where you shit in a box and send it in? that's to screen for cancer. --- https://media.giphy.com/media/Qj07xH0I1AaZy/giphy.gif http://i.imgur.com/0O95M.gif http://i.imgur.com/IV8gR2Z.gif <cite>more_cow_bell posted [p:891098650] in My mom wan... [t:76033520]...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote>Is that the one where you shit in a box and send it in?</quote> that's to screen for cancer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 11/26/17 5:07:01 PM #14:	more_cow_bell posted... Johnny_Nutcase posted... Is that the one where you shit in a box and send it in? that's to screen for cancer. Yeah that's right it's for colon cancer. Alright well just shit in the Ancestry one too, see if you can get two birds stoned at once. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:891098714] in My mom wan... [t:76033520]...</cite> <quote><cite>more_cow_bell posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote>Is that the one where you shit in a box and send it in?</quote> that's to screen for cancer.</quote> Yeah that's right it's for colon cancer. Alright well just shit in the Ancestry one too, see if you can get two birds stoned at once.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Verdekal 11/26/17 5:09:31 PM #15:	I don't like the idea of a company having my DNA. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! <cite>Verdekal posted [p:891098849] in My mom wan... [t:76033520]...</cite> <quote>I don't like the idea of a company having my DNA.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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