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treewojima
11/26/17 12:40:58 AM
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Long story short, I posted rather bold pics on a NSFW destination for adults and got several responses. One in particular from an older woman who said very politely that I was attractive and a real turn on, with photographic proof of her identity. She's a MILF in just the sort of way I'm attracted to - a real woman-next-door that knows what she wants. She's seeking reciprocation in a proper yet sensual way.

... This is fucking it, boyos. The jackpot: a real fucking cougar.

No pics, though. I'm not going to betray her privacy nor the opportunity of a lifetime.
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ssj3vegeta2
11/26/17 12:43:53 AM
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Ex-Kefiroth posted...
Oh, I thought this was going to be about an actual mountain lion.

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SuperExcitebike
11/26/17 12:50:41 AM
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They're clingy as fuck. Better off taking one home from a bar
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Bad_Mojo
11/26/17 12:51:35 AM
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And here I can't even get overweight women to message me back. I must be the ugliest guy in Portland
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Bad_Mojo
11/26/17 12:52:54 AM
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Bullet_Wing posted...
treewojima posted...
I posted rather bold pics on a NSFW destination for adults

I'd be really skeptical of the mental state of someone who picks a guy up off of a porn site


Who said it was a porn site? Could just be an adult Reddit
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ShinigamiSoul
11/26/17 12:53:00 AM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
And here I can't even get overweight women to message me back. I must be the ugliest guy in Portland

Pics
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Bad_Mojo
11/26/17 12:54:41 AM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
Bad_Mojo posted...
And here I can't even get overweight women to message me back. I must be the ugliest guy in Portland

Pics


Zero chance

I don't have any issues putting pictures up on my dating profiles and stuff like that, but when your depressed you don't upload pictures to a, let's face it, a toxic website like this. I've seen what happens to people that posts pictures on here and I don't want to deal with that
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ShinigamiSoul
11/26/17 12:56:13 AM
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What happens to people who post pics on here?
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Behaviorism
11/26/17 12:56:45 AM
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treewojima posted...
Long story short, I posted rather bold pics on a NSFW destination for adults and got several responses. One in particular from an older woman who said very politely that I was attractive and a real turn on, with photographic proof of her identity. She's a MILF in just the sort of way I'm attracted to - a real woman-next-door that knows what she wants. She's seeking reciprocation in a proper yet sensual way.

... This is fucking it, boyos. The jackpot: a real fucking cougar.

No pics, though. I'm not going to betray her privacy nor the opportunity of a lifetime.

6yc3s
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Bad_Mojo
11/26/17 12:57:35 AM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
What happens to people who post pics on here?


People bash every imperfection they have. A lot of people on here think you need to be super jacked and lean to even be a 6. And of course you get troll people. Just not good for my psyche
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Tsukasa1891
11/26/17 1:04:06 AM
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Since OP wont deliver with pics.

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KingArthur3D
11/26/17 1:06:11 AM
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ssj3vegeta2 posted...
Ex-Kefiroth posted...
Oh, I thought this was going to be about an actual mountain lion.
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