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Pepys Monster
11/25/17 3:59:16 PM
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Life is hard.
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Resolution
11/25/17 3:59:53 PM
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Hard
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Kanaya413
11/25/17 4:06:07 PM
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Me too
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Offworlder1
11/25/17 4:23:08 PM
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Was this a choice or just how life has been for ya ?
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Pepys Monster
11/25/17 4:27:49 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
Was this a choice or just how life has been for ya ?

Well, I've turned down opportunities to have sex with BBWs. I haven't had opportunities with girls I'm attracted to.
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Naysaspace
11/25/17 4:32:25 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Offworlder1 posted...
Was this a choice or just how life has been for ya ?

Well, I've turned down opportunities to have sex with BBWs. I haven't had opportunities with girls I'm attracted to.

Do you take care of yourself as much as the objects of your desire do? Hygiene, regular haircuts, in-vogue wardrobe, once or twice a day showers (twice if blue-collar), go to gym 4+ days a week, run, eat well, etc?
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Pepys Monster
11/25/17 4:37:25 PM
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Naysaspace posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Offworlder1 posted...
Was this a choice or just how life has been for ya ?

Well, I've turned down opportunities to have sex with BBWs. I haven't had opportunities with girls I'm attracted to.

Do you take care of yourself as much as the objects of your desire do? Hygiene, regular haircuts, in-vogue wardrobe, once or twice a day showers (twice if blue-collar), go to gym 4+ days a week, run, eat well, etc?

I don't go to the gym, but I do everything else.
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Offworlder1
11/25/17 4:44:24 PM
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Saying no to fat chicks is a wise decision, seems like youve made some wise choices.
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KogaSteelfang
11/25/17 4:52:12 PM
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I'm at ~12,500.
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Omnislasher
11/25/17 4:53:57 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
Saying no to fat chicks is a wise decision, seems like youve made some wise choices.


is it though?
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Naysaspace
11/25/17 4:55:25 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
I'm at ~12,500.

Damn 34 year old virgin?
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KogaSteelfang
11/25/17 4:56:11 PM
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Naysaspace posted...
KogaSteelfang posted...
I'm at ~12,500.

Damn 34 year old virgin?

Ya.
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Offworlder1
11/25/17 4:57:06 PM
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@Omnislasher

Why would it not be a good thing to say no to fat chicks ?

He should bang people he is attracted too and it seems he does not want to have sex with overweight women.
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Zodd3224
11/25/17 4:57:48 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
@Omnislasher

Why would it not be a good thing to say no to fat chicks ?

He should bang people he is attracted too and it seems he does not want to have sex with overweight women.


Fat girls need love too
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Yaridovich
11/25/17 5:01:06 PM
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12,000 days and counting
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Pepys Monster
11/25/17 5:04:22 PM
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Zodd3224 posted...
Offworlder1 posted...
@Omnislasher

Why would it not be a good thing to say no to fat chicks ?

He should bang people he is attracted too and it seems he does not want to have sex with overweight women.


Fat girls need love too

There are guys who like fat girls, like my friend Kevin.
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Offworlder1
11/25/17 5:11:35 PM
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@Zodd3224

Your welcome to give them that love if you want.
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ThineEnemy
11/25/17 5:13:24 PM
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Muffinz0rz
11/25/17 5:16:09 PM
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I'm on day 7

It's been a long vacation
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Pepys Monster
11/25/17 5:17:13 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
I'm on day 7

It's been a long vacation

If you consider that a "long vacation," you must be a girl.
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Muffinz0rz
11/25/17 5:18:33 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
I'm on day 7

It's been a long vacation

If you consider that a "long vacation," you must be a girl.

If I was a girl I'd just do a CE AMA and get blasted with chad questions
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Kaname_Madoka
11/25/17 5:19:12 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
I'm on day 7

It's been a long vacation

If you consider that a "long vacation," you must be a girl.

If I was a girl I'd just do a CE AMA and get blasted with chad questions

Average man is unquestionable.
Average woman gets blasted by infinite Chad questions?
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Offworlder1
11/25/17 5:19:58 PM
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I once went a week without sex while in my relationship, was on vacation and getting away from it all. It was a nice time to just relax and have alone time, got a lot of sight seeing done.
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_BlueMonk
11/25/17 5:20:28 PM
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i had sex this morning

<_<
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Zodd3224
11/25/17 5:27:58 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
@Zodd3224

Your welcome to give them that love if you want.


Ive actually only been with one. I was trying to get with her hot cousin. Got too drunk and ended up watching TV from the bed when the big woman came in the bed with me and took advantage of me while the cousin I wanted was sitting in front of us, pretending not to know what was going on under the covers. We didnt even actually bang, she just took care of me.

So i guess the moral of the story is... I dont really know where I was going with that. Fat girls need love too.
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Pepys Monster
11/25/17 5:29:32 PM
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Zodd3224 posted...
Offworlder1 posted...
@Zodd3224

Your welcome to give them that love if you want.


Ive actually only been with one. I was trying to get with her hot cousin. Got too drunk and ended up watching TV from the bed when the big woman came in the bed with me and took advantage of me while the cousin I wanted was sitting in front of us, pretending not to know what was going on under the covers. We didnt even actually bang, she just took care of me.

So i guess the moral of the story is... I dont really know where I was going with that. Fat girls need love too.

That doesn't sound consensual. I don't think that's a good moral to this story.
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Zodd3224
11/25/17 5:31:16 PM
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When I say big, I mean she was BIG. Like, Im not even sure how the logistics would have worked for sex. I think I would have been engulfed and never seen again... Which actually sounds kind of hot
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Zodd3224
11/25/17 5:34:13 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
Offworlder1 posted...
@Zodd3224

Your welcome to give them that love if you want.


Ive actually only been with one. I was trying to get with her hot cousin. Got too drunk and ended up watching TV from the bed when the big woman came in the bed with me and took advantage of me while the cousin I wanted was sitting in front of us, pretending not to know what was going on under the covers. We didnt even actually bang, she just took care of me.

So i guess the moral of the story is... I dont really know where I was going with that. Fat girls need love too.

That doesn't sound consensual. I don't think that's a good moral to this story.


It wasnt consensual. But I enjoyed it. I was a bit upset that she blew my chances with her cousin, but I had a good laugh about it on my hungover stumble home the next morning (it was a very long walk, I had plenty of time to reflect).
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Offworlder1
11/25/17 6:06:27 PM
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@Zodd3224

You were molested is what happened, you were drunk and she not only took advantage of you but did so infront of the woman you actually wanted which screwed up your chances with the good looking girl.

That woman sexually abused you, that is not ok or cool, non consensual anything sexual is a violation.

Imagine if a man did this to a woman, the guy would be called a boarderline rapist.
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Zodd3224
11/25/17 6:21:59 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
@Zodd3224

You were molested is what happened, you were drunk and she not only took advantage of you but did so infront of the woman you actually wanted which screwed up your chances with the good looking girl.

That woman sexually abused you, that is not ok or cool, non consensual anything sexual is a violation.

Imagine if a man did this to a woman, the guy would be called a boarderline rapist.


Eh. Im sure it could have been a traumatic experience for some, but I didnt lose a wink of sleep over it.
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Teddytalks
11/25/17 6:30:03 PM
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Day 3 without sex. It is a struggle indeed.
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Pepys Monster
11/25/17 6:31:00 PM
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Teddytalks posted...
Day 3 without sex. It is a struggle indeed.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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r4X0r
11/25/17 6:32:18 PM
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How long has it been since I last had sex? Let me check my watch.

Marry the right woman and things all come together.
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Zodd3224
11/25/17 6:33:42 PM
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Teddytalks posted...
Day 3 without sex. It is a struggle indeed.


Day 2 here... the struggle is real
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