Poll of the Day > Got jury duty for the first time ever on Monday

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rexcrk
11/25/17 12:03:20 PM
#1:


Just a petit juror for term of 1 trial or 2 days.

On one hand Im excited because Ive never done this before.

But on the other hand I dont wanna be bothered with it because Im exhausted from work over the holiday.

So hopefully it wont be an all day thing both days.
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rexcrk
11/25/17 1:40:22 PM
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I suppose I could always go the Liz Lemon route and go dressed as a Star Wars character and see if that gets them to dismiss me
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SmokeMassTree
11/25/17 1:42:42 PM
#3:


Wear a black lives matter shirt

Or a black laughs matter shirt

Either one will get you dismissed
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Muscles
11/25/17 2:04:01 PM
#4:


Ask if anyone involved is a minority
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SmokeMassTree
11/25/17 2:06:42 PM
#5:


Muscles posted...
Ask if anyone involved is a minority


As soon as you walk into the court room just yell it.
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GreenGoblinOck
11/25/17 2:19:03 PM
#6:


I was assigned to Jury Duty once but then was immediatly dismissed from it because it turned out my cousin was on the same jury.
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TheCyborgNinja
11/25/17 3:00:57 PM
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Im sure a confederate shirt or belt buckle would get you kicked out at this point.
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