Poll of the Day > PotD you are late on your rent

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Ogurisama
11/25/17 2:21:20 AM
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JunkoEnoshima
11/25/17 2:23:20 AM
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i told you old man, i'm not giving you any rent until you fix my windows
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Mead
11/25/17 2:25:30 AM
#3:


I bought cheese instead

You cant have any, I need it
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Yellow
11/25/17 2:32:50 AM
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Sarcasthma
11/25/17 2:34:42 AM
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Oh, I'm afraid I'm short on money at the moment.

Isn't there some way I can pay you?

*goes into a horse stance and farts*
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Harpie
11/25/17 2:40:40 AM
#6:


Will this help? ;oooo

*opens legs*
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TheCyborgNinja
11/25/17 2:43:07 AM
#7:


Harpie posted...
Will this help? ;oooo

*opens legs*

lol I delivered pizza for like a month when I was 19 and always feared the awkward "pizza boy scenario" in my naivety. Then one day a MILF answered the door in a bathrobe and she paid me and I left.
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Harpie
11/25/17 2:46:44 AM
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TheCyborgNinja posted...
Harpie posted...
Will this help? ;oooo

*opens legs*

lol I delivered pizza for like a month when I was 19 and always feared the awkward "pizza boy scenario" in my naivety. Then one day a MILF answered the door in a bathrobe and she paid me and I left.

It's happened to someone though, I guarentee it.

Did you think about her later? ;p
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TheCyborgNinja
11/25/17 2:48:50 AM
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Harpie posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
Harpie posted...
Will this help? ;oooo

*opens legs*

lol I delivered pizza for like a month when I was 19 and always feared the awkward "pizza boy scenario" in my naivety. Then one day a MILF answered the door in a bathrobe and she paid me and I left.

It's happened to someone though, I guarentee it.

Did you think about her later? ;p

Oh, totally. I was super deprived. The worst was the woman in the booty shorts and tanktop that was mid-workout when I showed up. The pizza was for her son, I guess, but yeah. I was ready to burst. It was brutal.
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ZBug_
11/25/17 2:52:41 AM
#10:


Harpie posted...
Will this help? ;oooo

*opens legs*


I believe Ogurisama is female.
I dont believe Ogirisama is lesbian.

And we get it, you like attention.
Go to reddit gone wild or something if you want shit like that.
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TheCyborgNinja
11/25/17 2:55:21 AM
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ZBug_ posted...
Harpie posted...
Will this help? ;oooo

*opens legs*


I believe Ogurisama is female.
I dont believe Ogirisama is lesbian.

And we get it, you like attention.
Go to reddit gone wild or something if you want shit like that.

Come on, bro. Lighten up. Everybody likes attention sometimes. I was the worst back in the day and don't judge (well, except people who make "I'm leaving the board" topics - we all have our limits).
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ZBug_
11/25/17 2:56:36 AM
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TheCyborgNinja posted...
ZBug_ posted...
Harpie posted...
Will this help? ;oooo

*opens legs*


I believe Ogurisama is female.
I dont believe Ogirisama is lesbian.

And we get it, you like attention.
Go to reddit gone wild or something if you want shit like that.

Come on, bro. Lighten up. Everybody likes attention sometimes. I was the worst back in the day and don't judge (well, except people who make "I'm leaving the board" topics - we all have our limits).

Yeah but running around pretending desperately to be a super slut is so dull...
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Harpie
11/25/17 2:58:02 AM
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ZBug_ posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
ZBug_ posted...
Harpie posted...
Will this help? ;oooo

*opens legs*


I believe Ogurisama is female.
I dont believe Ogirisama is lesbian.

And we get it, you like attention.
Go to reddit gone wild or something if you want shit like that.

Come on, bro. Lighten up. Everybody likes attention sometimes. I was the worst back in the day and don't judge (well, except people who make "I'm leaving the board" topics - we all have our limits).

Yeah but running around pretending desperately to be a super slut is so dull...

lol imagine taking my shitposting seriously
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TheCyborgNinja
11/25/17 2:58:59 AM
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ZBug_ posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
ZBug_ posted...
Harpie posted...
Will this help? ;oooo

*opens legs*


I believe Ogurisama is female.
I dont believe Ogirisama is lesbian.

And we get it, you like attention.
Go to reddit gone wild or something if you want shit like that.

Come on, bro. Lighten up. Everybody likes attention sometimes. I was the worst back in the day and don't judge (well, except people who make "I'm leaving the board" topics - we all have our limits).

Yeah but running around pretending desperately to be a super slut is so dull...

It's better than running around actually being a super slut. My friend's cousin needed to use some guy's phone and ended up taking $200 for a father-son spit-roasting. She also tried to trick me into having sex with her and failed spectacularly. Ew.
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Mead
11/25/17 3:02:27 AM
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ZBug_ posted...
Yeah but running around pretending desperately to be a super slut is so dull...


You should probably relax and stop hating laughing and fun
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helIy
11/25/17 3:04:26 AM
#16:


ZBug_ posted...
Harpie posted...
Will this help? ;oooo

*opens legs*


I believe Ogurisama is female.
I dont believe Ogirisama is lesbian.

And we get it, you like attention.
Go to reddit gone wild or something if you want shit like that.

oguri is male

lighten up dude
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TheCyborgNinja
11/25/17 3:08:44 AM
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helIy posted...
ZBug_ posted...
Harpie posted...
Will this help? ;oooo

*opens legs*


I believe Ogurisama is female.
I dont believe Ogirisama is lesbian.

And we get it, you like attention.
Go to reddit gone wild or something if you want shit like that.

oguri is male

lighten up dude

Ebenezer Scrooge up in here... ZhumBug ;)
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NightShift
11/25/17 3:13:02 AM
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spent it on bike parts.
*opens mouth*
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J_Dawg983
11/25/17 3:17:28 AM
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helIy posted...
ZBug_ posted...
Harpie posted...
Will this help? ;oooo

*opens legs*


I believe Ogurisama is female.
I dont believe Ogirisama is lesbian.

And we get it, you like attention.
Go to reddit gone wild or something if you want shit like that.

oguri is male

lighten up dude

Oguri is a Japanese school girl.
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Ogurisama
11/25/17 3:20:54 AM
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JunkoEnoshima posted...
i told you old man, i'm not giving you any rent until you fix my windows

I did fix it, you keep breaking it!

Mead posted...
I bought cheese instead

You cant have any, I need it

You and your cheese need to be out by Monday!

Sarcasthma posted...
Oh, I'm afraid I'm short on money at the moment.

Isn't there some way I can pay you?

*goes into a horse stance and farts*

I accept cheese payments

Harpie posted...
Will this help? ;oooo

*opens legs*

*clueless guy*
Is that where you are keeping the money?
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Harpie
11/25/17 3:22:20 AM
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Ogurisama posted...
*clueless guy*
Is that where you are keeping the money?

Why don't you have a look?
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Ogurisama
11/25/17 3:24:31 AM
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J_Dawg983 posted...
helIy posted...
ZBug_ posted...
Harpie posted...
Will this help? ;oooo

*opens legs*


I believe Ogurisama is female.
I dont believe Ogirisama is lesbian.

And we get it, you like attention.
Go to reddit gone wild or something if you want shit like that.

oguri is male

lighten up dude

Oguri is a Japanese school girl.

Everyone knows that he is a Japanese school girl
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Ogurisama
11/25/17 3:25:53 AM
#23:


Harpie posted...
Ogurisama posted...
*clueless guy*
Is that where you are keeping the money?

Why don't you have a look?

Not seeing anything, should i hav a feel around see if i can find some?
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TheCyborgNinja
11/25/17 3:25:54 AM
#24:


Ogurisama posted...
J_Dawg983 posted...
helIy posted...
ZBug_ posted...
Harpie posted...
Will this help? ;oooo

*opens legs*


I believe Ogurisama is female.
I dont believe Ogirisama is lesbian.

And we get it, you like attention.
Go to reddit gone wild or something if you want shit like that.

oguri is male

lighten up dude

Oguri is a Japanese school girl.

Everyone knows that he is a Japanese school girl

Ah, but aren't we all, in our own way?

No.
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Harpie
11/25/17 3:31:07 AM
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Ogurisama posted...
Harpie posted...
Ogurisama posted...
*clueless guy*
Is that where you are keeping the money?

Why don't you have a look?

Not seeing anything, should i hav a feel around see if i can find some?

ew no wtf im calling the cops you freak
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TheCyborgNinja
11/25/17 3:34:16 AM
#26:


Harpie posted...
Ogurisama posted...
Harpie posted...
Ogurisama posted...
*clueless guy*
Is that where you are keeping the money?

Why don't you have a look?

Not seeing anything, should i hav a feel around see if i can find some?

ew no wtf im calling the cops you freak

He'd probably make a better pizzaboy than I did.
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Ogurisama
11/25/17 3:34:32 AM
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Harpie posted...
Ogurisama posted...
Harpie posted...
Ogurisama posted...
*clueless guy*
Is that where you are keeping the money?

Why don't you have a look?

Not seeing anything, should i hav a feel around see if i can find some?

ew no wtf im calling the cops you freak

Wow... i am sorry offended you. I need the money by Wednesday *walks away*
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LeetCheet
11/25/17 7:01:52 AM
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But... How can I pay rent when I'm homeless?
Oh wait. So you're saying just because I live in a box outside the building, I Still have to pay rent?

Screw you man, I'm moving away to the building across the street instead.
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Ogurisama
11/25/17 10:51:42 AM
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LeetCheet posted...
But... How can I pay rent when I'm homeless?
Oh wait. So you're saying just because I live in a box outside the building, I Still have to pay rent?

Screw you man, I'm moving away to the building across the street instead.

I own that building also, rent is twice as much, pay up
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Xfma100
11/25/17 11:03:21 AM
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Ogurisama posted...
Everyone knows that he is a Japanese school girl


Everyone knows that Ogurisama is a trap.
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ZBug_
11/26/17 12:42:50 AM
#31:


TheCyborgNinja posted...
My friend's cousin needed to use some guy's phone and ended up taking $200 for a father-son spit-roasting. She also tried to trick me into having sex with her and failed spectacularly. Ew.
How does one trick someone into having sex with someone? I cant even fathom how that plan would go.

Mead posted...
You should probably relax and stop hating laughing and fun
I mean Im not mad. But perhaps my post was rude.

helIy posted...
oguri is male

lighten up dude
My mistake \_()_/

TheCyborgNinja posted...
Ebenezer Scrooge up in here... ZhumBug

That was actually clever, I laughed.
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TheCyborgNinja
11/26/17 2:45:40 AM
#32:


ZBug_ posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
My friend's cousin needed to use some guy's phone and ended up taking $200 for a father-son spit-roasting. She also tried to trick me into having sex with her and failed spectacularly. Ew.
How does one trick someone into having sex with someone? I cant even fathom how that plan would go.

Mead posted...
You should probably relax and stop hating laughing and fun
I mean Im not mad. But perhaps my post was rude.

helIy posted...
oguri is male

lighten up dude
My mistake \_()_/

TheCyborgNinja posted...
Ebenezer Scrooge up in here... ZhumBug

That was actually clever, I laughed.

By pretending to be somebody else on MSN messenger (lol) and lure me to a specific, seemingly unsuspicious location, where upon arrival I would be propositioned.
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SHADOW0106
11/26/17 2:49:34 AM
#33:


helIy posted...
ZBug_ posted...
Harpie posted...
Will this help? ;oooo

*opens legs*


I believe Ogurisama is female.
I dont believe Ogirisama is lesbian.

And we get it, you like attention.
Go to reddit gone wild or something if you want shit like that.

oguri is male

lighten up dude

I have Ogurisama tagged as a Japanese school girl
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GanonsSpirit
11/26/17 2:54:42 AM
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You have to pay rent to be a squatter now?
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