Current Events > Me & my friends made up a secret language based on the Switch

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Man, I hear all these people talk about how hardcrore they are to the Switch but can you top this? :D

Me and my friends have a secret language we made up using Switch games and features. We just sat around bored one day cause we wanted to talk about hot girls without our parents hearing, so we came up with it.

For example:

That's awesome = "That's Switch'n" (anything good or cool can be called "Switch'n")

Nice to see you = "Joy-Con"

She's hot = "She's Zelda"

Got any cigarattes? = "Got any sdcards?"

Did you do her? = "Did you dock it?"

Look at her butt = "Check out the kickstand"

Bye/ I gotta go = "Switch out"

My mom's in the room = "Pauline is present"

Things like that... we have like at least 100 phrases and stuff. I know it may seem wierd but after months of using it, it's like a second language

Pretty cool huh? ^_^ Just wanted to share this.
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Hmm, what a coincidence. I do the same thing when I want to covertly talk about Nintendo products at the strip club.
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Sounds like how millenial scientologists might have a comms cycle.
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I have heard this before with the gamecube. What was the original pasta?
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I've seen this topic before
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I haven't seen this in ages
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