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Genocet_10-325
11/22/17 5:50:36 PM
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I was addicted to a drug I can't discuss here without getting modded but let's just say it's one that causes severe extreme constipation

The elasticity of the human anus is truly an amazing thing. That said, when it came out it was the worst pain I've ever endured and there was blood literally everywhere, it was a rock solid mass over two inches in diameter and about a foot long. I screamed and cried a lot

Anyway that's my story, enjoy your night
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Genocet_10-325
11/22/17 5:54:49 PM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
Proof?


I didn't snap a photo, I just threw it in the outside garbage and went right to sleep
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matteus70
11/22/17 5:55:28 PM
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Christ that's how Elvis died.
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Scotty_Rogers
11/22/17 5:56:19 PM
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matteus70 posted...
Christ that's how Elvis died.


I thought he took drugs that made him shit to death or something
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Lo_Ping
11/22/17 5:59:39 PM
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Ever since I started one meal a day, I only shit like once a week.
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Quorthon109
11/22/17 5:59:50 PM
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I went 8 days once and thought I was going to die.
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Genocet_10-325
11/22/17 6:00:22 PM
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Lo_Ping posted...
Ever since I started one meal a day, I only shit like once a week.


Yeah, I ate a normal amount over the aforementioned month
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ToonLinkWithGun
11/22/17 6:00:26 PM
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I haven't pooped in four days
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Muffinz0rz
11/22/17 6:02:21 PM
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oxwTZNVMOm0QU

(I'm on my phone and couldn't figure out how to upload to imgur <__<)
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Genocet_10-325
11/22/17 6:02:23 PM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
If I go a day without pooping my schedule is all messed up for the next week and I'm pooping more than usual. Can't imagine going a month. I went a week once in high school. Wasn't by choice but it wasn't terrible.


Yeah, drugs do crazy shit to your metabolism...
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Zikten
11/22/17 6:09:28 PM
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Damn. That's something I wouldn't think was possible. When I was a kid I used to go only once a week. And I thought THAT was bad
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MuffinzwOrned
11/22/17 6:53:30 PM
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Should that south park gif have been moddable?
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Burgess
11/22/17 6:55:47 PM
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I'm guessing Vicodin or some other pain killer like it.
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Ganon19
11/22/17 6:58:15 PM
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also whats that pleasurable feeling you get when youre taking a dump. Its like in your thighs.
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masticatingman
11/22/17 6:59:39 PM
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Ive gone a solid week and a half before. Not for drugs. Wasnt my choice though. When I could tell that it was gonna be a minute I started eating all soft foods. Ended up being fine. But very weird experience.
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Genocet_10-325
11/22/17 7:07:56 PM
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Burgess posted...
I'm guessing Vicodin or some other pain killer like it.


Close! It was oxy. A very large amount of it daily.
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Genocet_10-325
11/22/17 7:13:25 PM
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Oh, and another funny thing, my farts made no noise for a week after. Just a smooth woosh
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Burgess
11/22/17 7:14:59 PM
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Well I was close.
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matteus70
11/22/17 8:43:07 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
matteus70 posted...
Christ that's how Elvis died.


I thought he took drugs that made him shit to death or something

Yeah he took a lot of opiates which made him severely constipated. He was so backed up he had a heart attack while on the john.
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Genocet_10-325
11/22/17 8:44:12 PM
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matteus70 posted...
Scotty_Rogers posted...
matteus70 posted...
Christ that's how Elvis died.


I thought he took drugs that made him shit to death or something

Yeah he took a lot of opiates which made him severely constipated. He was so backed up he had a heart attack while on the john.


Lord oxy giveth and Lord oxy taketh away
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Sami1000
11/22/17 8:51:50 PM
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Did it even fit the toilet bowl?
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Genocet_10-325
11/22/17 9:07:56 PM
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Sami1000 posted...
Did it even fit the toilet bowl?


Barely. I had to take it out, put it in a bag and throw it in the outside garbage
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Sami1000
11/22/17 9:11:20 PM
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Genocet_10-325 posted...
Sami1000 posted...
Did it even fit the toilet bowl?


Barely. I had to take it out, put it in a bag and throw it in the outside garbage


I would probably go into psychosis due to anxiety if i had to ever do that. I have bad anxiety issues and ocd, it would be too much i could handle. Hell, i wash my hands 10min+ after pooping.
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Genocet_10-325
11/22/17 9:12:16 PM
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Sami1000 posted...
Genocet_10-325 posted...
Sami1000 posted...
Did it even fit the toilet bowl?


Barely. I had to take it out, put it in a bag and throw it in the outside garbage


I would probably go into psychosis due to anxiety if i had to ever do that. I have bad anxiety issues and ocd, it would be too much i could handle. Hell, i wash my hands 10min+ after pooping.


Had it not been for the drugs I would have died of a heart attack from the anxiety after 3 weeks lol
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Sami1000
11/22/17 9:20:42 PM
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Genocet_10-325 posted...
Sami1000 posted...
Genocet_10-325 posted...
Sami1000 posted...
Did it even fit the toilet bowl?


Barely. I had to take it out, put it in a bag and throw it in the outside garbage


I would probably go into psychosis due to anxiety if i had to ever do that. I have bad anxiety issues and ocd, it would be too much i could handle. Hell, i wash my hands 10min+ after pooping.


Had it not been for the drugs I would have died of a heart attack from the anxiety after 3 weeks lol


Btw, did you have to see a doctor after that? Like did you need stitches to your ass or something?
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Genocet_10-325
11/22/17 9:21:43 PM
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Sami1000 posted...
Genocet_10-325 posted...
Sami1000 posted...
Genocet_10-325 posted...
Sami1000 posted...
Did it even fit the toilet bowl?


Barely. I had to take it out, put it in a bag and throw it in the outside garbage


I would probably go into psychosis due to anxiety if i had to ever do that. I have bad anxiety issues and ocd, it would be too much i could handle. Hell, i wash my hands 10min+ after pooping.


Had it not been for the drugs I would have died of a heart attack from the anxiety after 3 weeks lol


Btw, did you have to see a doctor after that? Like did you need stitches to your ass or something?


Nah, it healed itself. I have since quit using opiates too.
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matteus70
11/22/17 10:03:53 PM
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Genocet_10-325 posted...
Sami1000 posted...
Genocet_10-325 posted...
Sami1000 posted...
Genocet_10-325 posted...
Sami1000 posted...
Did it even fit the toilet bowl?


Barely. I had to take it out, put it in a bag and throw it in the outside garbage


I would probably go into psychosis due to anxiety if i had to ever do that. I have bad anxiety issues and ocd, it would be too much i could handle. Hell, i wash my hands 10min+ after pooping.


Had it not been for the drugs I would have died of a heart attack from the anxiety after 3 weeks lol


Btw, did you have to see a doctor after that? Like did you need stitches to your ass or something?


Nah, it healed itself. I have since quit using opiates too.

Good on you man.
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littlebro07
11/22/17 10:05:29 PM
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Quorthon109 posted...
I went 8 days once and thought I was going to die.


This but 6 days

At first squeezing it out is the most painful thing in the world but as soon as it's gone it's the most beautiful amazing feeling
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HBOSS
11/22/17 10:07:27 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZs5ROkC0G8

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11/22/17 10:16:52 PM
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