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treewojima
11/21/17 10:59:12 PM
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miQOBnT

I'm big, fluffy and friendly. GET ALL UP ON THIS
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weekoldhotdog
11/21/17 11:00:13 PM
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please don't put that pic on your tender. You'll scare every fish in the sea.

also: it's a fat girl move to take a pic of yourself from above to diminish how big you might look.

Be bold. Stand from afar, square your shoulders, and take a proper pic.
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MabusIncarnate
11/21/17 11:00:20 PM
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If I was in a Radio Shack and saw you, I would ask you to help me find something knowing you didn't work there/10
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Cornmuffins
11/21/17 11:01:20 PM
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Is that an intentionally unflattering angle?
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0AbsoluteZero0
11/21/17 11:01:36 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
If I was in a Radio Shack and saw you, I would ask you to help me find something knowing you didn't work there/10

LOL, that's an apt rating
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MachoManSavage
11/21/17 11:01:47 PM
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Straight up, I envy your body. Every girl I talked to seems to love your look.

I would trade my muscular body for yours any day of the week.

No joke.
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weekoldhotdog
11/21/17 11:02:01 PM
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and please, god, put a shirt on.
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Ludwig Von 2
11/21/17 11:02:38 PM
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Get more modern glasses, shave, and get a new hair cut and youll be fine.
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weekoldhotdog
11/21/17 11:03:16 PM
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Too much hair/10
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masticatingman
11/21/17 11:08:37 PM
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Pretty average, but being overly confident isnt a bad thing. Upgrade your look - get contacts or better glasses, get a shorter haircut, and grow that beard out a little more (it looks too manicured).
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weekoldhotdog
11/21/17 11:08:51 PM
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Well, this topic backfired rather quickly
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Kanaya413
11/21/17 11:10:12 PM
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Cute, you really do look like a daddy
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nikko004
11/21/17 11:11:13 PM
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snakes_righteye
11/21/17 11:13:03 PM
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Are you wearing pants/10
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Lost_All_Senses
11/21/17 11:13:21 PM
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Are you naked?
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weekoldhotdog
11/21/17 11:14:09 PM
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If he's naked, he's so fat, you can't see his dick. So we're all saved!
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treewojima
11/21/17 11:25:57 PM
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I haven't seen my penis since I was born
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NonDairyMiltank
11/21/17 11:35:22 PM
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you all bitch about everything

TC just givin you overhead boob shots like you want
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MorbidFaithless
11/21/17 11:39:10 PM
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Ur a pretty nice looking guy
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treewojima
11/22/17 10:00:07 AM
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LOL I forgot about this topic

Yes, I was wearing boxers. No, I didn't intentionally make it an unflattering angle, I was just being goofy. Yes, I can see my penis if I look down while naked.
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E32005
11/22/17 10:01:10 AM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
and please, god, put a shirt on.

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treewojima
11/22/17 10:10:09 AM
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E32005 posted...
weekoldhotdog posted...
and please, god, put a shirt on.


make me
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nevershine
11/22/17 10:15:08 AM
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I could see why chicks would be attracted. Seem like a friendly dude tbqh
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seiki
11/22/17 10:17:14 AM
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love how absolutely none of you would say that to his face
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Link HT
11/22/17 10:19:41 AM
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you're like a 4-5/10 TC
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treewojima
11/22/17 10:36:50 AM
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I've actually gotten really comfortable with my body lately. I've lost close to 50 pounds since this summer just by changing my diet. I was over 300 pounds at the beginning of the year, now I'm down in the 250s. I do need a haircut though lol
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treewojima
11/22/17 11:13:22 AM
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Asherlee10 posted...
You're actually a good looking guy. If you ever did work out you'd be crushing it.


Sweet, thanks. I'm really thinking about it, just for the satisfaction of self improvement
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roos1046 Reborn
11/22/17 6:43:24 PM
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gross as fuck
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MachoManSavage
11/22/17 6:58:30 PM
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Asherlee10 posted...
You're actually a good looking guy. If you ever did work out you'd be crushing it.


Are you a girl?

What kind of body do you find most attractive on guys?
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FF_Redux
11/22/17 6:59:43 PM
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Nice, any pics from more of a front view of chest and stomach?
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Boo_Guy
11/22/17 7:00:41 PM
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It's a handsome guy taking a very unflattering pic.
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treewojima
11/23/17 8:43:40 PM
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this is a more flattering pic, methinks
4SalMKZ

i need a haircut and to grow my beard out some more, but other than that i think i'm on the road to being a sexy motherfucker
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FF_Redux
11/23/17 8:44:32 PM
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0AbsoluteZero0
11/23/17 8:45:17 PM
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Your head looks unusually tiny in the last one >_>
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EdgeMaster
11/23/17 8:48:09 PM
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MachoManSavage posted...
Straight up, I envy your body. Every girl I talked to seems to love your look.

I would trade my muscular body for yours any day of the week.

No joke.


lol you must look like shit if your "muscular" physique isn't getting you as much ass as a toilet seat.
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treewojima
11/23/17 8:55:00 PM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Your head looks unusually tiny in the last one >_>


it's because i have really broad shoulders. i always weigh more than people think because my torso is thick enough to hold it without bulging out at the seams. i've had athletes comment that i would make a good linebacker if i got in shape

the first thing people said to me when i was losing weight is that i showed it in my face. my gut is still fluffy, but i'm okay with that because it'll go away in time. i dunno if there's a way to "buff up" my face, but i'm okay with being a Ronex if the rest of my body is in decent shape
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treewojima
11/23/17 9:25:37 PM
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leverageblargh posted...
Are you in your 30s


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WizardPowers
11/23/17 9:27:24 PM
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You kinda look like Jared from Subway
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MachoManSavage
11/24/17 2:46:48 AM
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EdgeMaster posted...
MachoManSavage posted...
Straight up, I envy your body. Every girl I talked to seems to love your look.

I would trade my muscular body for yours any day of the week.

No joke.


lol you must look like shit if your "muscular" physique isn't getting you as much ass as a toilet seat.


HzyfoBa

This is me during the summer. I've gained 9 pounds since then.

I'm not the most muscular, but I have something.

I would trade my body with TCs in a heartbeat. Most girls want squishy, soft, large men.
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EdgeMaster
11/24/17 10:55:41 AM
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Aeriis posted...
MachoManSavage posted...
EdgeMaster posted...
MachoManSavage posted...
Straight up, I envy your body. Every girl I talked to seems to love your look.

I would trade my muscular body for yours any day of the week.

No joke.


lol you must look like shit if your "muscular" physique isn't getting you as much ass as a toilet seat.


HzyfoBa

This is me during the summer. I've gained 9 pounds since then.

I'm not the most muscular, but I have something.

I would trade my body with TCs in a heartbeat. Most girls want squishy, soft, large men.

Are you trolling? I would be lucky if I could get a guy with a body like that.

TC has a handsome face and would be great looking at a healthy weight.


My bad on being a dick. You don't look half bad man. Still can't fathom why you'd want to trade bodies with OP.

Dis me
Mwm8mER

"Most girls want squishy, soft, large men" can't really agree with this nor do my personal experiences lead me to believe this. Girls end up with guys who look like shit because guys in anywhere from decent to great shape are a rarity lol.

Most girls think like the user I quoted last. I've never ever heard "you're too big" or "I don't like muscles." Sure, obese 40yr old women on the internet might bitch and act like they aren't interested in things they can't have, but it never happens that way in real life.
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MegaTech
11/24/17 11:17:35 AM
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Damn, where we're yall during the sexy ceman topic? Buncha studs
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Wasssup Now
11/24/17 11:30:15 AM
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MachoManSavage posted...
Straight up, I envy your body. Every girl I talked to seems to love your look.

I would trade my muscular body for yours any day of the week.

No joke.


Lol. Have you tried not working out and eating like shit?
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