Current Events > Chris: Hey, dad? Can I get a leather jacket?

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Julius: A leather jacket? You got some leather jacket money?
Rochelle: Well, what do you need a leather jacket for? What's wrong with Drew's old coat?
Chris: It's too small... It's out of style... And it's just not cool.
Julius: It ain't supposed to be cool. It's supposed to be warm. Being warm is cool!
Chris: I'm not asking you to buy it. I'll save up.
Julius: Save up what?
Chris: I was hoping you can give me an allowance...
Drew: :O
Rochelle: :O
Tonya: :O
Julius: :O
Julius: I'm not giving you money for walking around doin' nothin'! An allowance? I allow you to sleep here at night. I allow you to eat them potatoes. I allow you to use my lights. I allow you to drink my Kool-Aid. I allow you to nibble on them green beans. I allow you to look at that TV. I allow you to run up my gas bill. I allow you to walk up my stairs. I allow you to ask me these ridiculous ass questions. Why should I give you an allowance when I already pay for everything you do? Who you know that gets an allowance? Huh?
Chris: ...
Julius: I'm finished.
Chris: I was talking to Greg and he said that he gets five dollars a week.
Julius: Sounds like Greg's doing better than me. Ask him for an allowance! You want to buy a leather coat, you need to get a leather coat job!
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Da heck is this
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Squall28 posted...

Da heck is this

It's a scene from Everybody Hates Chris
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Freaking love that show. Terry Crews is so underrated, I'm glad he at least has more notice on B99.

It's one of those shows that's completely forgotten about and yet is really funny. Like, I-hate-Chris Rock-yet-really-liked-this-show funny.
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Tl;dr
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