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MuscleHamster0
11/20/17 12:39:07 PM
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That's why I have no dad.

No one was killing themselves over to bed my mom.

fast foward 30 years now no one is killing to be with me.

Most of the guys interested in my mom were fucking losers.
that's why I'm a virgin.
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KILBOTz
11/20/17 12:40:02 PM
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don't blame your problems on your mom, work on yourself and take some self agency.
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Mr_Biscuit
11/20/17 12:40:49 PM
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Mr_Biscuit
11/20/17 12:42:13 PM
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MuscleHamster0 posted...
Most of the guys interested in my mom were fucking losers.
that's why I'm a virgin.

If they fuck losers, you totally couldve lost it by now tho
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0AbsoluteZero0
11/20/17 12:43:27 PM
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You're starting to sound a bit like Tadamoto, Reggie
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MuscleHamster0
11/20/17 12:45:47 PM
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what is their to sound like ........My mom back in her heyday was very average looking and no assets

no body was walking on glass to hear her fart in a tin can
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Jiggy101011
11/20/17 12:46:47 PM
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MuscleHamster0 posted...
what is their to sound like ........My mom back in her heyday was very average looking and no assets

no body was walking on glass to hear her fart in a tin can


But you exist so someone obviously took a chance on her.
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Turbam
11/20/17 12:47:29 PM
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Maybe you can bang your mom?
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Paragon21XX
11/20/17 12:53:53 PM
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Unless you were a sperm bank baby, there obviously was at least one man thirsty enough to knock-up your mom. So unless that's the case, you are just as bad as Tadamoto.
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kingdrake2
11/20/17 12:55:33 PM
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Turbam posted...
Maybe you can bang your mom?


it's an option, but an even worse outcome.
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Squall28
11/20/17 12:56:54 PM
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Pics of mom
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MuscleHamster0
11/20/17 5:59:24 PM
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when my mom got married the first time she had a mental breakdown and couldn't handle it.

LOL

her husband ended up leaving her because he got scared of her.

My grandfather and grandmother took her to a mental ward and gave her pills she refused to take to this day.

If that doesn't scream red flags I dont know what will.
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MuscleHamster0
11/20/17 6:01:21 PM
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Paragon21XX posted...
Unless you were a sperm bank baby, there obviously was at least one man thirsty enough to knock-up your mom. So unless that's the case, you are just as bad as Tadamoto.

it goes without saying there's always some guy horny enough to fuck anything that's no accomplisment at all.

have you seen what some moms look like?

LOL
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BlingBling22947
11/20/17 7:56:36 PM
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:(
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