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weekoldhotdog
11/20/17 9:02:34 AM
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I usually let people have their own opinions and political views because you know, call me crazy but I just think that's being open minded.

But as open minded as I am, I'm getting tired of being regulated out of my household. She buys everything in bulk. Everything is labeled. Seats have to be down. Powers off after I'm done using.

I try to speak out about this at a local college but this person with a mask keeps attacking me. The masked person yells that I should "shut my fucking mouth and leave the seat down when I'm done using it!" I should probably also comment on how the mask the perpetrator uses is similiar to the one I bought my son this last Halloween.

I know I voted Trump and these are Trump times, but I feel like I might wake up and find myself in a petting zoo, being hand fed grass and stuff.

Should I dump this girl?
The sex is awesome, but the rest of it just makes me cringe.
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Caution998
11/20/17 9:04:44 AM
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Ask her how much energy Al Gore wastes on a daily basis. The guy's mansion sucks up enough energy for like a hundred people.
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weekoldhotdog
11/20/17 9:08:21 AM
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Yesterday I was hanging some shelves on the wall and she insisted on both of us wearing a hard hat inside the living room, until I was done with my task.
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LordRazziel
11/20/17 9:21:55 AM
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lol at caution thinking this was real.
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