Poll of the Day > I think I just discovered the way the Three Seashells work

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Lokarin
11/19/17 9:46:18 PM
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Y'see, it'd have to be something sanitary, so it's not a scoop or a bar of soap. Secondly, it'd have to be something indispensable - so that there's only 3 seashells and not a, like, dispenser filled with a lot of seashell replacements.

So my hypothesis is... they're buttons. Buttons to control the toilet bidet. One button is higher power soap'n'water, second button is a rinse, third button is a dryer.
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Mead
11/19/17 10:22:32 PM
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Actually it is confirmed that they are issued special flutes which they play specific tunes that lure out poo eating clams
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SKARDAVNELNATE
11/20/17 1:53:51 AM
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Lokarin posted...
So my hypothesis is... they're buttons

That was what I had always assumed they were.
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Foppe
11/20/17 1:56:59 AM
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One for the front, one for the back and one if you need to wipe again.
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darcandkharg31
11/20/17 1:58:01 AM
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Lokarin posted...
So my hypothesis is... they're buttons. Buttons to control the toilet bidet. One button is higher power soap'n'water, second button is a rinse, third button is a dryer.

Sounds reasonable, I accept it.
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ClarkDuke
11/20/17 3:01:06 AM
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I was pondering this yesterday, get out of my head, ok?
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MICHALECOLE
11/20/17 3:10:03 AM
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Guys what are we talking about
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helIy
11/20/17 3:10:34 AM
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what
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Smarkil
11/20/17 3:14:34 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Guys what are we talking about

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Foppe
11/20/17 6:06:00 AM
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Smarkil posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Guys what are we talking about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdnuOa7tDco

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Renraku_San
11/20/17 10:34:10 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Guys what are we talking about


one of the best 90s action films of all time - Demolition Man.
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ObligatoryFate
11/20/17 11:22:05 AM
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You hold two shells in place to spread the cheeks and keep the poo off your cheeks. The third is a post go scrapper. Youre welcome.
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