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The skin on the bottom of my feet is so thick and calloused I can put lit cigarettes out on them witout feeling much and run sharp blades across that don't penetrate but a couple layers of callous
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It's 11 inches
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I can change the rotation of the Earth momentarily with my powerful deeds causing even rivers to flow backwards
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I've been tear gassed and hit by flash bangs by police as well as spotlighted by helicopters. I have also met more famous people than most can even name.
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I had a show when I was 17. Every week about 1/4-1/3 of my school would come to my friends place on Friday nights, pay $1 to get in and watch 2 15 minute episodes, and then we would party.
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I'm a black man
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I once paid for and somewhat ate a school pizza so terrible it had candy wrappers stuck to the bottom of the crust.

I also once put a pizza box on a stove top that was still on, causing the bottom of the pizza to be covered in black cardboard soot. I ate all the disgusting soot pizza slices so no one else had to.

Also I almost got hit by a car while almost naked in Miami.
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Ive been offered legitimate modeling shoots as a guy. Basically fitness model stuff. This was years ago though.
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I briefly invented a meme. It never caught on for more than a day and was promptly forgotten.
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I broke my arm after a stunt gone wrong on my bmx, and reset it myself (it was pretty mangled) and never went to hospital.

MacadamianNut3 posted...

It's 11 inches

TC said it needs to be 100% true tho
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I'm in an Oscar nominated film, have my own IMDB page, and was at the premiere at Sundance in 2012.
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Half of my face is made of metal plates.
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I can make minute rice in 58 seconds
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When I was 15-17 I was the President of the Objectivist Party of Indiana

I sometimes use super glue as a sex toy
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I poop too much

I have 3 butts
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I put a firefly in my butthole. So I could make my farts glow.
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I haven't thrown up or been sick enough to skip school/work in over 11 years
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I got a handjob from Anne Hathaway.
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I've never had coffee or been to a wedding.
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I've never eaten an orange.
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EffectAndCause posted...

I got a handjob from Anne Hathaway.

Dude. Who hasn't.

They don't call her Anne Handieway for no reason.
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Underwater I can blow bubbles out of my eyes through my tear ducts.
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I played Junior B hockey in BC for three years and Junior C in Ontario for one.

In other words, in the grand scheme of things I wasn't all that great, but I was still better than like 90 % of the world population hockey wise.
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I have so bad dental fear i would literally kill ten dog puppies with my bare hands if it fixed my teeth instantly.
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I have urinated onto the side of a loaded nuclear missile.
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I was born 12lb 4oz. At home. With only my mother's primary physician there.
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I'm an amazing whistler.
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My grandad was an architect and designed several buildings between Tower bridge and London bridge.
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I was one of 7 elected student politicians to represent every college student and institution in my state.
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