Poll of the Day > What if someone cooked a Totino's party pizza and for the topping they used

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Totino's pizza rolls

What would happen
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This is like some Epic Meal Time shit but even more neckbeardy. And I would totally try it

You'd have to take into consideration cooking times for both..

If they're both x in time and y in oven temp, it could work out

Me thou, I dont enjoy the pizza rolls.. they taste like everything but pizza
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What about a giant donut with a smaller donut in the cream/custard/whatever

JixHedgehog posted...

You'd have to take into consideration cooking times for both..

If they're both x in time and y in oven temp, it could work out

1) cook pizza in oven
2) cook rolls in microwave
3) when both are cooked, dump the rolls on the pizza
4) cover with a layer of mozzarella cheese
5) throw whole thing back in the oven for 3 or 4 minutes
6) eat
7) die with a full stomach, clogged arteries, and an unregretful smile

JixHedgehog posted...

Me thou, I dont enjoy the pizza rolls.. they taste like everything but pizza

Pizza itself is overrated.

Pizza flavored things are life.
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JixHedgehog posted...

You'd have to take into consideration cooking times for both..

No no no

You don't put the rolls on the pizza and then cook it. You cook them both and then put them on top.
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Closest I have come is putting pizza rolls on my bagel bites

TheThirdDay posted...

Pizza itself is overrated.

thems fightin words
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Ultima_Dragoon posted...

Closest I have come is putting pizza rolls on my bagel bites

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You have to use the bites as coasters for the pizza
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see, i'd try this over meads potato chip chicken
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I'll do this for dinner, because why not.
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that would be weird eating straight rolls on top but could be decent if you cut the rolls into smaller pieces first and used that as the topping.

It's happening.
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You're about to make history
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What if you cooked like five Mr. P's pizzas and stacked them on top of each other?
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Totino's Pizza - 3/10
Totino's Pizza Rolls - 7/10

Together? 10/10

1400 calories of perfection.
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I feel awful.
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Totino's, Totino's, how did you know?
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ninja_lootz posted...

I feel awful.

You may have flown too close to the sun
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ninja_lootz posted...

I feel awful.

but was it worth it
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It had to be done.
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I'm part of the Totino's lifestyle, I'll admit it.
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Forgot you microwave pizza rolls.

Microwaving a frozen food... >.<

If you're into that, use the rolls as a base maybe?
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JixHedgehog posted...

Forgot you microwave pizza rolls.

Microwaving a frozen food... >.<

If you're into that, use the rolls as a base maybe?

Right? Microwaves are legit only good for convenience.
I'd rather take a second and plan an activity for the ten to twenty minutes that it takes to properly most snacks, e.g. crack open a cold one.
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JixHedgehog posted...

Forgot you microwave pizza rolls.

Microwaving a frozen food... >.<

If you're into that, use the rolls as a base maybe?

You can bake them in the oven, they turn out better that way
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