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Wondering if hed even get a minute of sleep with all that racket, local man Ted Hinze told reporters Friday that he cant believe he can still hear a nearby construction worker hammering his wife at this hour. Christ, its past ten oclock and this asshole is still going at it, said an exasperated Hinze, adding that, despite the fact that hed started hours ago, it didnt sound as if the worker was even close to finishing. I mean, its nonstop. The guy doesnt even take a break. Hes already woken up my two kids. I should probably walk over and say something, but you know hes not gonna stop until hes good and ready. Hinze went on to say that the situation was far more manageable last summer, when the construction worker had pretty much finished for the day by the time he got home from work.