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lilORANG
11/16/17 9:48:06 PM
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Serious question, does it ever say what kinds of sex are allowed or is it just the real basic stuff?
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Fam_Fam
11/16/17 9:48:25 PM
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anal is not
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UncleBourbon33
11/16/17 9:49:02 PM
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I think as long as you're a married man and wife, god doesn't care what sexual acts you do.
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weapon_d00d816
11/16/17 9:50:10 PM
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Technically it is sodomy.
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EverDownward
11/16/17 9:51:02 PM
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no, you filthy degenerate
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yusiko
11/16/17 9:57:19 PM
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Nope its not allowed
Oral sex falls under what is considered Sodomy so it's not allowed
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BuzzyTheCat
11/16/17 9:59:32 PM
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UncleBourbon33 posted...
I think as long as you're a married man and wife, god doesn't care what sexual acts you do.


Thats very false
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UncleBourbon33
11/16/17 10:00:14 PM
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BuzzyTheCat posted...
UncleBourbon33 posted...
I think as long as you're a married man and wife, god doesn't care what sexual acts you do.


Thats very false

Okay expert.
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Webmaster4531
11/16/17 10:00:47 PM
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You think God would make things perfectly clear. These hedonistic scum still argue that rich people don't go to hell when it couldn't be more clear. In the end it means whatever the fuck they want.
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BuzzyTheCat
11/16/17 10:01:04 PM
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The answer to your question is, sex, of any kind which does not end in an attempt at conception, is a sin. It doesnt matter where or how you do it. It matters where you blow it.
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FLUFFYGERM
11/16/17 10:01:24 PM
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yes it does. any type of consensual sex is permissible between a married couple.
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BuzzyTheCat
11/16/17 10:01:55 PM
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Webmaster4531 posted...
You think God would make things perfectly clear. These hedonistic scum still argue that rich people don't go to hell when it couldn't be more clear. In the end it means whatever the fuck they want.

You cant pass a camel through a needle
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lilORANG
11/16/17 10:02:20 PM
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BuzzyTheCat posted...
The answer to your question is, sex, of any kind which does not end in an attempt at conception, is a sin. It doesnt matter where or how you do it. It matters where you blow it.

Ok, so what if I start with a blowie in an airport bathroom but then we switch to baby making mode right as I'm about to blow? Is that a loophole?
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FLUFFYGERM
11/16/17 10:02:35 PM
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TC I can share scripture too if you want

Note that the clowns saying it does not are hateful bigots who arent even christians and just want to make the religion look bad

like how alt righters say false things about islam to make it look bad
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BuzzyTheCat
11/16/17 10:03:55 PM
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lilORANG posted...
BuzzyTheCat posted...
The answer to your question is, sex, of any kind which does not end in an attempt at conception, is a sin. It doesnt matter where or how you do it. It matters where you blow it.

Ok, so what if I start with a blowie in an airport bathroom but then we switch to baby making mode right as I'm about to blow? Is that a loophole?


Its not a loophole. Its how it is supposed to work.
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