Poll of the Day > 200 word essay due Friday and haven't started on it yet

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The topic is : Tipping

I remember this topic.
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200 words that's barley anything, hardly an essay. I have to write a 5-7 page argumentative essay in two weeks.(I guess I could argue about tipping) with 5 sources and an annotated bibliography.
Also you should probably get off the internet and get to work!
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Anisoptera posted...

The topic is : Tipping

Only 196 more to go
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God damnit.
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That's nothing, I have a two hundred and one word essay to write about tipping, also due on friday
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I used to be a server and am strongly opinionated on tipping, ama
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You have enough time to write at a rate of one sentence per hour. I know it's an overwhelmingly daunting task but I have a feeling you'll be alright.
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I've written GameFAQs posts longer than that. That's not even an essay. It's barely an assignment unless... are you in middle school?

I guess the bait was too enticing after all.
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I remember when 200 word essays felt really long. I also would not have been allowed on this site back then.
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200 isn't an essay
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Hi, my name is Yellow, and I need to write 200 words. It won't be easy, but here I go. To start off writing 200 words, you'll need a topic to choose from. Choosing a topic to write 200 words about isn't easy, as there can be so many topics to choose from the selection can be bewildering. As a matter of fact, 90% of all college students find themselves bewildered by the subject in which they choose to study, as the selection is incredibly broad. Most of these students can sleep well at night knowing their college will probably push some useless class on them, such as English or writing, ridding them of the enormous burden of choosing just a single additional class. Therefore, the topic of my essay is expressing the difficulty of choosing a topic to write 200 words about, and thusly, I close my essay. I would just like to express my enjoyment of this class, and how dearly I'll miss my instructor at the end. I can hope that as I continue my education, the obstruction of uncertainty will hinder me accordingly below my threshold of handling and coping with the stresses of proper decision making.

Now do what I do except insert small snippets of actual content.

One time I wrote a sarcastic essay about how much I "loved" the book I read. It was apparently beautiful.
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