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King Rial
11/15/17 3:39:34 PM
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by BlueCroc

How It All Started Out

"Rayquaza." said a mysterious voice. I opened my eyes and looked in the direction where I thought was the voice I heard. My eyes were not ready for such beauty. It was the almighty Arceus who had created me at this moment. It looked as if we were on the top of the clouds and he wanted to have a talk with me. "Uh, yes sir?" I asked nervously. It was a bit intimidating to be talking to the one who created you when nobody else was around. "Rayquaza, I have created you to do something for me." Arceus said in a booming voice. "Sir...I mean Majesty, what is this thing you want me to, uh, do for your highness." I asked almost whispering.

"Oh Rayquaza, how kind of you. You are actually one of the first legendaries who had manners around me, unlike Mew or Kyurem." Arceus gently said. "Oh. Well uh, you are my creator and every Pokemon should treat you with respect." I replied, blushing. Gee, I think I am starting to like Arceus.

"As I was saying, dear Rayquaza, I have made you as the controller of weather. I want you to be the guardian of two Pokemon I will create called Groudon who is ruler of land, and Kyogre who is the ruler of sea. The reason I say this is because I can see the future and disappointingly they will always fight over if land or sea is better. I need you to make them break up whenever they do." Arceus continued. "Oh majesty, how will I do it? I asked in a respectful voice.

"Ah my dear Rayquaza, do you know what moves are?" Arceus asked me. "Yes your majesty." I replied. "You will need to use hyper beam to make them stop." Arceus said. "Are they...dangerous? Like they would hit me back?" I asked innocently. "Oh those two? They will literally be helpless children against you. Since they are even afraid of thunder you can also use weather to settle them. " Arceus said with a smile. "So are you up to it?". "Yes I am your highness!" I replied with courage. "You are one of my favorite creations." He laughed. "Wow." I thought. "What an honor!"

Then it happened.

Arceus waved a foreleg and the Earth started to rumble. I poked my head through the clouds and looked. Down below us was a giant island with active volcanoes all over it. The volcanoes started to erupt something was happening underneath it. I looked at Arceus. He seemed concentrated. I turned my attention toward the island again. Right then, the ground started to split and some dinosaur like creature was emerging from the ground. It was Groudon. "Oh!" I said, startled in surprise. I was expecting something less scary than that. Groudon gave a moan before exploring the nice island before him. Now it was Kyogre's turn. Arceus waved another fore leg and the sea around the island started bubbling up. I was afraid of what was next in store. The sea started rumbling and this time a whale like figure jumped out of the water and dived back in again. It was Kyogre. Kyogre jumped once again, but this time, Groudon noticed and they locked eyes for a second.

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King Rial
11/15/17 3:39:58 PM
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"HEY FISH FACE, GO SPLASH WATER SOMEWHERE ELSE!" Groudon shouted. "WHATS YOUR PROBLEM, I LIVE HERE BUTT FACE." Kyogre shouted back.

That is when I witnessed their first fight.

It sorta went like this:

Water pulse, Harsh Sunlight, Body slam, Rock Throw. There was more but I was too afraid to watch.

Arceus seemed to notice my shallow breathing, grasping to the clouds, and pupils gone small. "Rayquaza, you need to remember they are infants! Go ahead and try to break their fight!" Arceus told me. I really did wanna see if they really were afraid of thunder. I snapped my fingers and a bolt of lightning struck right in the middle of their battle, followed by thunder. They had froze for a second and then they started whimpering. "DO NOT HURT ME I DID NOT DO ANYTHING, THAT FAT BUTT OVER THERE STARTED IT!" Kyogre screamed. "HE IS F***ING LIEING DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM. Groudon screamed back as well. I guess I did laugh a bit.

"Come follow me." Arceus told me. He flew down to Kyogre and Groudon and I followed. He stood in front of them and I stood right behind him. "Listen here!" Arceus said to Groudon and Kyogre. "You guys now have a guardian and you must respect and listen to him at all times or they will be consequences." "And who will that be?" Groudon asked in a snotty voice. "Wow, I guess some legendaries do not have respect for the great Arceus." I thought. "Let me introduce you to Rayquaza!" Arceus said, moving aside so I am exposed. "Uh hello." I said to them. "THAT'S OUR GUARDIAN?!" Screamed Kyogre and they both started laughing.

Okay I will be honest, they pissed me off. I used hyper beam in their face and Groudon whimpered like before. "SILENCE!" I yelled."Respect me! I am your Guardian!". "WERE SORRY DO NOT HURT US PLEASE!" Groudon yelled, holding a laughing Kyogre in his hands, slapping her face hard so she could stop laughing. Kyogre used water gun in Groudon's face and he let go. "YOUR NOT FIT TO BE A GUARDIAN HA HA!" Kyogre laughed. "CAN YOU SHUT THE F*** UP KYOGRE! HE LOOKS MAD!" Groudon yelled at Kyogre.

Yeah, it was Kyogre who was the problem. I hit her with hyper beam and then went in her face. "Are you gonna disrespect me again or should I hurt you till you faint?" I said intimidatingly. She was so afraid that she dove down to the ocean floor. Groudon went back to his underground home, also afraid.

"You did a good job, I think I can count on you." said a voice behind me. It was Arceus. "You really think so your highness? I asked him. "Yes." He replied. Arceus then gave me a keystone and a red and blue orb. "The orbs will make Groudon and Kyogre stronger. Do not ever put it in their reach unless there is an emergency with humans or other legendaries and you three work as a team. The keystone will react to the meteors that are in your diet and you will mega evolve if you need more power for Groudon and Kyogre or an emergency. I now need to go deal with a problem in Kalos. I will check on you every so often. Good Luck!" Arceus said and flew high in the sky. "Bye!" I called out to him. Then he vanished into the night sky.

"Its was a tough day and it is pretty late. I should rest." I thought as I made my way back into the clouds. I curled up on them and started thinking about how Arceus thought I was one of his favorite legendary. I smiled at the thought then I got a good nights sleep.

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hollow_shrine
11/15/17 3:44:08 PM
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King Rial posted...
That is when I witnessed their first fight.

It sorta went like this:

Water pulse, Harsh Sunlight, Body slam, Rock Throw. There was more but I was too afraid to watch.

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King Rial
11/15/17 3:55:30 PM
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Not a good start

It was morning. I squinted in the bright sunlight and yawned. I had this weird dream that was about another legendary attacking the three of us and we didn't make it out alive. I shuddered. "It is only a dream!" I told myself, feeling braver. I flew down from the clouds to see if the pair were fighting. They did not even get out of their homes yet. "I guess since I am their guardian I should make breakfast." I thought. I dived in the sea and came back with seven Tentacool for Kyogre and eight Wingull for Groudon. I also picked a few yummy Pelliper for myself. Then I used flamethrower on the water Pokemon so they could have a better taste.

"Groudon, Kyogre! Rise and Shine! Breakfast is ready!" I called out. Groudon peeked his head out from his little cave. "Oh hello Rayquaza. Nice seeing you..." He greeted with a gulp. I guess he was still afraid of me. "Hey Groudon, I made you some Wingull for breakfast. Would you like some?" I asked him kindly with a smile. "Really?" Groudon asked hopefully. "Of course, I am your guardian anyway!" I said in a cheerful voice as I brought him his breakfast. "Eat up." I at least wanted to be nice to them when they were not fighting.

"Th-Thank you so much Rayquaza..." Groudon told me smiling a bit. "No problem!" I replied. Now I just needed Kyogre. "Kyogre! Breakfast is ready!" I called out toward the ocean again. Kyogre came up and she looked at me in the eye. "What is it?" She asked in a snotty voice. "Come and eat breakfast with us dear!" I told her and put her Tentacool in front of her. It smelled wonderful and she knew it. "Come on, we have a lot of things to do today!" I urged her. I didn't want her to starve. She took a small nibble and her face lit up a bit. "It is okay...uhm thanks..." She said to me. "Oh its okay! I just want to protect you guys!" I said cheerfully. She didn't look at me in the eye but more turned around, like she was ...blushing. I decided to leave her for a bit and feed my own empty stomach. "I am a fabulous chef!" I said to myself, chewing my food contentedly.

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King Rial
11/15/17 3:55:39 PM
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I finished my food and looked over at the pair. They were still eating. I was happy that Groudon and Kyogre were getting a bit used to me. I liked thinking that they were my children. Now it was time to get to know them.

I flew over to them. "Hi!" I told them. "Hwegello." Groudon replied with his mouth full. Food went flying in front of him. "So are you guys enjoying the food?" I asked. I saw Groudon nod his head. I noticed Kyogre was not putting any attention on me. "Hey Kyogre, whats the matter?" I asked her with my hand on her shoulder. Her sudden reaction startled me. "Do not touch me with your slimy gecko hands!" She hissed. She took her food far down at the bottom at the sea angrily. Maybe it was just Groudon who was used to me...

"Whats up with her?" Groudon said as he took a bite in his Wingull. "I don't know, maybe you should go after her..." I replied, completely forgetting that Groudon was a ground type Pokemon. "Dude, are you crazy? Ill die if I go down there!" He said after swallowing. "I think your more better suited to go Rayquaza." He was right, I would have to go anyway. "Alright. Ill try to be back in a bit." I said. I took a deep breath and dived into the water.

I swam down to the bottom of the sea floor. Then I realized it was icy cold! I needed to re surface before I faint! I swam up as far as I could but a boulder fell on my tail as it dragged me back down! "OW!" I garbled. I heard Groudon screaming for me at the surface. He knew I was weak to ice and rock and wanted to save me. He jumped right in forgetting he was a ground type and began to scream in pain. He reached out for me but I saw his eyes shutting.

My eyes were unfocused. "No...Groudon..." I whispered." It was all my fault! Groudon doesn't deserve this!" I thought. I felt my muscles shut down and I lay on my stomach. "Groudon..."

Then everything tuned black.

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King Rial
11/15/17 7:58:56 PM
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Johto Mascots to the Rescue!

My eyes were closed but I was awake. My long body ached so bad! "Wh-where am I?" I whispered to nobody, but somebody answered. "Do not worry. Your somewhere safe..." Said a voice i did not recognize. It sounded like it was a male. My eyes flung open. I tried to sit up but I was quickly back on the ground by some resistance. "You are in no condition to sit up my friend. Your lungs are full of water. Just allow me to carefully put the water back out again." said the same voice gently. My eyes finally focused and I saw a white and blue Pokemon pressing on my chest with giant wing like hands. He smiled at me. "Wh- who are you?" I asked the strange Pokemon. "I am Lugia, I am one of the legendaries of the Johto region! "He said cheerfully as he pressed on my chest. The first worry I had came to my attention. "Wheres Groudon?" I asked Lugia with anxiety. "Oh the red dinosaur looking pokemon? My buddy Ho-Oh Is patching him up over there trying to get water out of his lungs too. He barely made it" He moved out of the way so I could have a glimpse of Groudon and...What is its name? Oh yeah, Ho-Oh. Ho-Oh was pressing its magnificent wings onto Groudon's unconscious body. "Hi!" It said in a cheerful voice. It sounded female.

"How did you find us?" I asked. Lugia thought for a moment. "Well me and Ho-Oh wanted to try some Hoenn Pokemon to eat for a unique and different flavor. I was looking under the sea for fish Pokemon and Ho-Oh was looking for bird Pokemon. Then I came across you and your unconscious bodies. I immediately called Ho-Oh and we carried your bodies to land. Groudon was more heavy so we had to hold him together. The poor thing barely made it out alive as he was at the ocean floor. We ended up here so we could pump out all the water out of you." Explained Lugia. "Oh I am sorry I had come in your way." I said sadly."No it is alright. What is your name?" Lugia replied. "Oh apologies. I am called Rayquaza. I am very grateful for you helping me and my friend." I said. "Oh your very welcome." Lugia said with a smile.

"Oh no. Uh Rayquaza, I need to push your chest really hard once for the water to come out. This may hurt a little but please open your mouth so it can get out of you system." I opened my mouth obligingly and Lugia gave a quick, sharp, and hard push on my chest. Water fell out of my mouth like a waterfall. There must have been a lot of water. It did hurt a little, but not enough to make me lose HP.

"There. You are free to go fishing for eating but i beg you do not inhale water." Lugia advised. "How long was I unconscious Lugia?" I asked. "You were only out for 4 hours but you should eat" Lugia replied.

"Lugia... can you please help me? Groudon is not having much luck into getting water out of his lungs... and I do not hear any sign of his heart pumping." Said Ho-Oh sadly. A wave of pain swept through me. "I will come help." Lugia replied. "I will help too!" I blurted out. I rushed over to Groudon and looked at Lugia and Ho-Oh.

"How can I help?" I whispered with tears dribbling onto my cheek. It was my fault after all. Ho-Oh thought for a moment. "Do you know the move twister Rayquaza?" Ho-Oh asked. I nodded. "Okay, use twister in his mouth and once the water has been collected, guide the twister far from Groudon and stop the twister so the water will fall. We will push on his chest to help." Ho-Oh continued.

I quickly made a twister and put it in Groudon's mouth. It started to suck u all the water like crazy with the help of Ho-Oh and Lugia pumping onto his chest repetitively to try and reset his heart. Lugia put his head over Groudon's chest. "His heart beats!" He said with enthusiasm.

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King Rial
11/15/17 7:59:02 PM
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I guided the twister toward the ocean and stopped it. As soon as all the water fell, I rushed over to Groudon. "Groudon! Are you okay?!" I asked him. Groudon opened his eyes and managed to make a weak smile. He opened his mouth as if he were to say something but quickly shut and his eyelids fell over his black eyes.

Lugia looked over at Groudon. He was about to say something but suddenly a rock covered in ice came came hurdling toward him and jabbed into his neck. Lugia shrieked, clawing at his neck to try and take it out. His pupils in his eyes turned extremely small and his body froze.Lugia collapsed and blood trickled out of the corners where the rock hit him.

Ho-Oh came rushing towards him. "Lugia no!" she screamed as tears ran down her eyes. I put both of my hands over my mouth, crying myself too. I then heard a rusty laugh coming behind me. "Lugia, you f**king idiot." It said, followed by more laughs. I turned around, completely unprepared for what I saw.

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