Current Events > Which would you rather be?

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All of these are permanent conditions, and cannot be changed. Not even by surgery, diet and exercise.

A toupe will immediately fly off of your head. Stilts will instantly disintegrate. You get the idea.

By short, I mean under 5 foot.

By fat, I mean a blubber whale pig.

By bald, I mean... Bald.

If you don't pick one, you are all three.
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Bald, by far.
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Looks like shorty is winning so far. I don't know. Imagine being a man, and 5 feet tall... That would fuckin' suck. Depending on your skull and face shape, you could make bald work for you. It'd be hard to make 5 foot work.
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Vicious_Dios posted...

Bald, by far.

I'd just wear a hat
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Dyinglegacy posted...

Looks like shorty is winning so far. I don't know. Imagine being a man, and 5 feet tall... That would fuckin' suck. Depending on your skull and face shape, you could make bald work for you. It'd be hard to make 5 foot work.

It's utterly insane that people would choose that shit . You can't do jacksquat at that height.

I think the last time I was around that range was during my late elementary school years. LMAO!
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I can't wear a toupee to deceptively hide my baldness, but may I wear hats?
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Obviously, this poll was geared toward males. Of course being bald as a women would be infinitely worse than fat or short. When it to comes to how society would view you , that is. Have you ever seen a women with thinning hair? It appears much grosser than a man who is balding.

That's probably because how uncommon it is compared to men. Balding men are pretty gross, too, but we see a lot more of them. Like, 50% or so of men carry the balding gene, so it's more likely that you'll see them.

The best thing for a balding man to do, is to not try to hold on to their hair, especially if their balding is obvious. Just embrace it, and shave that shit off. If you're lucky, you'll have a nice shaped head, and the ability to grow thick facial hair.
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ThePrinceFish posted...

I can't wear a toupee to deceptively hide my baldness, but may I wear hats?

Everyone wears hats, even people with thick flowing hair, so hats are fine.
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I'm surprised that so many people are going for short. Do people even know what that would look like? 5 feet and under? You'd look like a freak.

Maybe they could grow some Paul Phoenix hair lol.
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