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under hemorrhoid creams:

Much improvement, but I decline the invitation to add a photo.
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Why are you googling butt hurt?
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There are a lot of lingerie items where users left pictures of themselves in the lingerie in reviews.
But the weird part is... when they start explaining their sex lives in the reviews.

Also I'd say at least 60% of them say "Disclaimer: I was given this product for free or with a discount in exchange for my honest and unbiased opinion". I've seen a couple reviews where the disclaimer was a novel long, dwarfing the content of the actual review itself.

I always like reading beer reviews.

This beer tastes like none other ... I mean like nothing else ... I mean like nothing. Yeah that's it. Nothing. Well, that's when it's cold as ice. Then I let it warm up a bit. And it tastes a tiny bit malty. But like the floor of a bar smells if your job is to go in on a Sunday morning & mop it. Not good.
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